Guest evenflowDDT Report post Posted January 6, 2003 OMG WTF R U TALKEN ABOUT DOOOOODZ SLASH OWNZ~! ITZ DA GREATEST CUZ NASH, SCOT HALL N AJ (HE'Z SUCK A HOTTEE ) WILL NEVER (*EVER*, LOLZ~!@) GET 2GETHER N RELA LIFE PROLY. IF THEY DID... OMG DOOOODZ ITD R0CKX0R!!!!11!!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest cobainwasmurdered Report post Posted January 6, 2003 Jesus fucking tap dancing on a space shuttle christ this thread is ghey. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Kotzenjunge Report post Posted January 6, 2003 Yuna... SHORTEN YOUR GODDAMN SIG!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Mole Report post Posted January 6, 2003 Who started the use of the word ghey anyway? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Hamburglar Report post Posted January 6, 2003 You there. You reading this thread. You know what now needs to be done. Yes, in order to purge yourself of the supercalifragilisticexpialidocious gheyness of this thread you must do what all men do in order to restore blissful natural order. Leave your computer and have a hefty meaty wank. It solves all. Ladies, I am sorry. I'd tell you to diddle yourselves silly but it just doesn't have the same glorious finality of a colossal wank. Wank on, people. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Incandenza Report post Posted January 6, 2003 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Hamburglar Report post Posted January 6, 2003 Wow, I'd forgotten how much I love that man. He is one sexy bitch. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest EL BRUJ0 Report post Posted January 6, 2003 I heard Bill was a fan of scat. Oh yes, pudding isn't the only brown thing that he likes. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Jobber of the Week Report post Posted January 6, 2003 OMG WTF R U TALKEN ABOUT DOOOOODZ SLASH OWNZ~! ITZ DA GREATEST CUZ NASH, SCOT HALL N AJ (HE'Z SUCK A HOTTEE ) WILL NEVER (*EVER*, LOLZ~!@) GET 2GETHER N RELA LIFE PROLY. IF THEY DID... OMG DOOOODZ ITD R0CKX0R!!!!11!!!! Except that 98% of slash revolves around Jeff Hardy, thus killing the "it's cool because they're not gay" thing. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Hamburglar Report post Posted January 6, 2003 I heard Bill was a fan of scat. Oh yes, pudding isn't the only brown thing that he likes. My respect for Billy Boy increases. Is it known whether he ever initiated Theo or Rudy into his happy hobby? That would be one ultra-cool tableau. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest EL BRUJ0 Report post Posted January 6, 2003 "The kids with their hippin' ana hoppin' ana beepin' ana boppin', don't know what the scat is all about, ya see!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest TheZsaszHorsemen Report post Posted January 6, 2003 And MrSass, or whatever your name is, It's Zsasz, moron. He's a comic book villain. Jesus, I wouldn't be so angry if there wasn't names like Kotenzjunge and such that people NEVER get wrong. I mean, it's only five fucking letters. CWM can get it right, and he hates me. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest evenflowDDT Report post Posted January 6, 2003 OMG WTF R U TALKEN ABOUT DOOOOODZ SLASH OWNZ~! ITZ DA GREATEST CUZ NASH, SCOT HALL N AJ (HE'Z SUCK A HOTTEE ) WILL NEVER (*EVER*, LOLZ~!@) GET 2GETHER N RELA LIFE PROLY. IF THEY DID... OMG DOOOODZ ITD R0CKX0R!!!!11!!!! Except that 98% of slash revolves around Jeff Hardy, thus killing the "it's cool because they're not gay" thing. :o JEFFZ NOT GAY HE LUVS ME 2 DETH HE WAVDE @ ME WHEN I SAW HIM LUVE!!!!! BSIDES ITZ NOT KOOL CUZ THEYRE NTO GAY ITZ KOOL CUZ THEYRE HOTTIES!!!!!!1!!!!!!!11!!!!! Seriously, have you ever read BSB slash? It ownz dooooood. Harry Potter slash is OK too, but I feel gross afterwards since they're like minors and stuff, unless they do something lame like "it was graduation at Hogwarth's". Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Hamburglar Report post Posted January 6, 2003 I'll tell you what would be awesome - Roseanne scat and bukkake combined. It would be more mindblowing than a cocktail of the most viciously twisted drugs ever. Imagine DJ or Dan with a big fat smile on their faces, looming over the vast hulking Roseanne....oh, what a glorious picture. Pure genius, that. Surprised no-one's thought of doing it. I'm sure CGI can do it. Computers can do anything, they tell me. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest EL BRUJ0 Report post Posted January 6, 2003 Why go with the costly CGI when you can get bums, whores and crackheads to do the work? Yep, I'm pretty sure there's a fetish minority out there dying for these types of videos to hit the porn market. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Hamburglar Report post Posted January 6, 2003 As fun as bums, whores and crackheads are, I demand authenticity. I would personally like to see tramp porn come to the fore of Internet depravity. Tramps and lepers. There is no way that can fail to delight. No vagrant or fat old whore could hope to replicate the image of Roseanne Barr, covered in streaming incestuous semen, rearing back her head and laughing that same ol' laugh. True, CGI is costly and might not work, but dammit I want big budget Roseanne scat-bukkake in my home. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Incandenza Report post Posted January 6, 2003 Man, this is just dying for some Photoshop action. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Kotzenjunge Report post Posted January 6, 2003 Dammit, I was hoping Inc would produce some surprised or disgusted Cosby picture. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Incandenza Report post Posted January 6, 2003 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Hamburglar Report post Posted January 6, 2003 And Home Improvement too. You can't deny that Tim Allen's neighbour whom we never see in that is a sleazy voyeur. I firmly believe he was naked all those times Tim was talking to him. Yes, the neighbour was watching Tim Allen and his hairy friend go at it like monkeys. With power tools. While the annoying kids were being eaten by a random bear. I would consider such a film to be at the sophisticated intellectual peak of fetishm, almost Lynchian in a way. I demand its creation, somehow, some way. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest EL BRUJ0 Report post Posted January 6, 2003 Well if it's authenticity you want, perhaps the boys at IL & M can alter some footage from her show. But remember, Roseanne was married to Tom Arnold, so maybe these particular videos do exist, they just haven't been unleashed from the Barr vault. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest EL BRUJ0 Report post Posted January 6, 2003 I demand its creation, somehow, some way.Keep comin up with funky ass porn like every single day... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Hamburglar Report post Posted January 6, 2003 I can't discount the possibility that she ate all such footage. All is not lost however, as Roseanne does not actually digest food. She's similar to Monstro the whale from Pinocchio in that way. I'm currently trying to get NASA to create a vehicle that navigate the depths of Roseanne's cavernous stomach and somehow locate any possible scat-bukkake footage. ILM may be an option, but if I went to see them I'd get distracted by the possibilities of Jar Jar Binks Gungan Gang Bang fun. They'd head me off at the pass, the rascals. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest evenflowDDT Report post Posted January 6, 2003 I demand its creation, somehow, some way.Keep comin up with funky ass porn like every single day... Roseanne's on the floor in bukkake, slurping up cum and poop... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Kotzenjunge Report post Posted January 6, 2003 Moby attempts to escape Eminem's posse. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest EL BRUJ0 Report post Posted January 6, 2003 Yeah, Lucas is sitting on a fetish porno goldmine. He can corner the furry market alone with just Ewoks and Wookies. Who wouldn't want to know the joys of "Ewok Enema Ecstasy" or see everyone's favorite Wookie in "Chewie's Cock & Cunts"? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Hamburglar Report post Posted January 6, 2003 Personally I would clamour for Stormtrooper Spunkathon, just imagine how lubed up they'd all get. I like the idea of a Chewie franchise. That boy could make it real big in the industry. Droids too. Up-skirt shots of R2-D2, Battle droid Bang-A-Round and of course the docu-porn classic to be - X-Rated Adventures of a Probe Droid. Lucas is just waiting to complete his trilogy so he can build a fetish empire the likes of which have never been seen. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Mole Report post Posted January 12, 2003 Oh ya, Yuna. Last time I noticed, in your sig, you spelled HBK's name Sean, not Shawn. You should be ashamed of yourself. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest treble charged Report post Posted January 12, 2003 I think she may have been referring to Sean Waltman. And, if it's the same sig you were reading that I read, it was perhaps the most disturbing thing I've ever read on the internet in my life. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Yuna_Firerose 0 Report post Posted January 12, 2003 Treble has it right.. it was "Shawn" Michaels and "Sean" Waltman. Okay, maybe I went a little overboard with that snippet of a story. But, hey, that was the edited version, and it wasn't THAT bad. *shrugs* It was slash humor.... guess I'm the only one that can see that. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
