Is it just me, or are a lot of morons new here?

[Yuna_Firerose 0]

I just want to say Yuna Firerose's sig is ugly and makes me cringe every time I see it. Cheesy, too. How is Shannon Moore a hero, anyway? He's lost to Crash Holly.

 

Should I even try and argue that?

 

Megan, the Banner Goddess~!, is a huge Shanny mark. Plus, she writes fics like me, and her main musies are the North Carolina 4 (Shanny, Matt, Jeffy, and Shaney). Honestly, some of the fics she writes are VERY mature for her age, which is 13. Not mature is in a porno way, but mature as in a very romantic way. Her Shanny musie is ALWAYS angsty with very romantic ideals. Trust me, I should know. Musies are our insperational characters for writing (I currently have about 20), and we usually Roleplay with/as them. And if noone got 'writes fics like me'...then don't ask. I don't need to bring up THAT discussion agayne.

[Guest IDrinkRatsMilk]

Yuna's post makes me want to vomit for so many reasons.

[Guest Mole]

I just want to say Yuna Firerose's sig is ugly and makes me cringe every time I see it. Cheesy, too. How is Shannon Moore a hero, anyway? He's lost to Crash Holly.

 

Should I even try and argue that?

 

Megan, the Banner Goddess~!, is a huge Shanny mark. Plus, she writes fics like me, and her main musies are the North Carolina 4 (Shanny, Matt, Jeffy, and Shaney). Honestly, some of the fics she writes are VERY mature for her age, which is 13. Not mature is in a porno way, but mature as in a very romantic way. Her Shanny musie is ALWAYS angsty with very romantic ideals. Trust me, I should know. Musies are our insperational characters for writing (I currently have about 20), and we usually Roleplay with/as them. And if noone got 'writes fics like me'...then don't ask. I don't need to bring up THAT discussion agayne.

A 13 year old being romantic? Ahh, I don't think so. How can she be romantic with 'Shanny'? I'd call it more like a crush than romantic.

 

How old are you Yuna anyway? And here is a tip, if you want to stop getting flamed left and right, try not to respond to every little thing, every few posts. It just seems like you are trying to build your posts up. And you gotta stop with the dumb ass smilies all the time. I mean, once in a while it is fine, but not every post and put 8 of them up at a time. Plus, if you don't know what you are talking about, which is half of the time, then don't say anything at all.

 

I mean, you don't really bother me. You haven't done anything to me, so why should I dislike you. I understand you are trying to learn about wrestling some more, but you just seem so ignorant. It just seems like it is a fad for you.

 

Your mommy buying you DX tapes, and SCSA tapes is cool and all, but if you want some good knowledge of wrestling, don't get tapes like that, go read some wrestling books. Since you are a new fan, go get Scott Keith's book "Buzz on Proffesional Wrestling." For someone who is a Smart in training (I guess you could call it that). The book is very imformative on the wrestling world up to 1999, I believe. It is a very easy read, so I am sure someone your age could read it no problem. Granted, the pictures are very cheesy, but Scott had no control over that.

 

Ya get what I am saying now? I am trying to help you in a nice way.

[Guest R2DFooster McSockman]

Shanny, Matt, Jeffy, and Shaney

Hey. Not being the sweet little piece of homoerotic lust inducing ass the other three are doesn't mean that Matt should be deprived of his 'y'.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

People would certainly get an instant opinion of you fast if you started posting stories in here. Kotzenjunge told me to ask.

[Yuna_Firerose 0]

Hey. Not being the sweet little piece of homoerotic lust inducing ass the other three are doesn't mean that Matt should be deprived of his 'y'.

 

Shanny, Jeffy, Matty, and Shaney. There ya go.

 

A 13 year old being romantic? Ahh, I don't think so. How can she be romantic with 'Shanny'? I'd call it more like a crush than romantic.

 

A crush? Hmmm...I'd say more like an obsession. She told me a few days ago that she has over 2,000 Shanny pics. I have no reason to doubt her, since she gets a two-hundred dollar allowance.

 

How old are you Yuna anyway?

 

16.

 

For someone who is a Smart in training (I guess you could call it that). The book is very imformative on the wrestling world up to 1999, I believe.

 

So you tell me about this when I'm all broke. *sigh* I have been reading some of the wrestling books, though. I bought "Heels and Heroes of Pro Wrestling", Chyna's book, Foley's first book, with the second one on it's way, and I've also ordered DDP's book. I'v read Kurty's book twice also.

 

People would certainly get an instant opinion of you fast if you started posting stories in here. Kotzenjunge told me to ask.

 

Post one of my stories? Considering most people don't like "that kind of stuff", I don't see that happening. But, hey, if someone requested my stories, then I'd send them some.

 

It just seems like you are trying to build your posts up.

 

Why is the post number so important? I don't give a damn about it.

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

You know, we really had yet to get a "normal" girl on this board, and now we have one. Think about it, we had/have:

 

Marney (insanely conservative and religious lesbian)

Annie Eclectic (also lesbian)

Alina (I shouldn't even have to say anything)

TRITEC (does good JR impressions, makes creepy-ass banners)

TSA09 (alcoholic, self-righteous romantic advisor)

 

So now we have Yuna here, one of those people most smarks revile for their cheering (read: squealing) of Jeff Hardy when he comes out. In the wake of this realization, I ask:

 

WHERE ARE THE DIFFERENT ONES WHEN WE NEED THEM?

 

Matty? MATTY?! Here's a piece of Mattamatics for you:

 

MT = Mattitude

CN = Cutesy Name

 

MT + CN = BLASPHEMY.

[Yuna_Firerose 0]

most smarks revile for their cheering (read: squealing) of Jeff Hardy when he comes out.

 

I don't mark out or "squeal" for Jeffy when he comes out. Now if it was Stevie we were discussing.....THEN it'd be a whole different story.

 

Matty? MATTY?! Here's a piece of Mattamatics for you:

 

MT = Mattitude

CN = Cutesy Name

 

MT + CN = BLASPHEMY.

 

I started talking to this girl around July. She has a habit of adding a 'y' to almost all the guy's names. As many RPs as I have done with her, it just got stuck in my head. Blasphemy?? Of what?? Mattitude isn't a religion.

[Guest SP-1]

I wouldn't call it blasphemy, but Matty makes me think of a waitress in a pinstripe uniform you'd find at some backroads restaurant along Interstate-somewhereohmygoshwe'relost.

 

If the board were a mansion, I'd say we post Sandman out front with a weedwacker or a lawn mower blade or something, and post him by a sign that laid out the rules of intelligent conversation required upon entry. But, since we don't have that luxury, perhaps it is time we allow for the creation of a new mod spot.

 

This person will have their own made up screen name, something like, "Wreckless Bastard" or "Mean Sumbitch" or something, and have free reign to just ban somebody on principle of stupidity.

 

If nothing else, it could be fun to watch. Though I demand immunity for coming up with the idea, yes I do.

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

But Cockinthroat disappeared. DJ Jeff stuck around until about two weeks ago. I think he went away for the holidays or something.

[Rob E Dangerously 0]

Ya know, with his post about how nobody would notice if he died, I think he's dead.

 

Or sleeping.

[Guest TheyCallMeMark]

I think the best way to weed out idiots would be to check signature length. Maybe one small picture maximum or something for people who get to stay, and just band the fuck out of everyone else. Sure, we'd hit a few people who knew something, but glorious would be the day I didn't have to look at everybody's fucking pictures everytime they posted, just because they think it's something clever/funny/cool.

[Guest Flyboy]

*checks sig length*

 

*is okay*

[Guest R2DFooster McSockman]

Signature length is inversely proportional to cock (or cup) size.

[Guest AM The Kid]

Ooh, I thought Youdafoo was Jerry Drake...man I hate him.

 

And Yuma, that's just sick. You're corrupting that poor 13 year old!

[Yuna_Firerose 0]

And Yuma, that's just sick. You're corrupting that poor 13 year old!

 

Me...corrupting...Megan?!?!?!? That is the funniest joke I've ever heard. Seriously, if only you could compare some of her writings to mine...

 

Since a few were complaining about sig size, I figured that I could make an exception to my vow and change mine.

 

AM, if you want to think of my corrupting her, just think on this: SHE was the one who came up with the sig below. There was a last line at the end, but I don't think I'd be allowed to put it in....

[Guest Mole]

So you tell me about this when I'm all broke. *sigh* I have been reading some of the wrestling books, though. I bought "Heels and Heroes of Pro Wrestling", Chyna's book, Foley's first book, with the second one on it's way, and I've also ordered DDP's book. I'v read Kurty's book twice also.

 

Well, you should read some good books. I recommend, Buzz on Wrestling, Sex, Lies and Headlocks: A Bio on Vince McMahon, Foley is Good, and Pure Dynamite. Pure Dynamite is probably the best wrestling book out there. Dynamite Kid is very honest in his book, and he was the man back in the day.

 

By the way, DON'T get DDP's book. It is terrible written, and is quite boring.

[Guest AM The Kid]

Also: Stu Hart-Lord Of The Ring, Martha Hart-Broken Harts and Roddy Piper-In The Pit With Piper.

[Yuna_Firerose 0]

When I get some more money (I'll be getting $200 soon), I'll buy Sex, Lies, and Headlocks. The 'Hart' book might be a bit too expensive right now, so I'll wait a while on that.

 

DDP's book is boring? I hear a lot of people comment on great it is..... *sigh* Now I'm the "buyer stuck in the middle". Either way, I've already ordered it off eBay.

[Guest AM The Kid]

The book isn't too expensive my little, creepy posting friend.

[Guest Downhome]

Yuna, would you mind getting the living fuck out of my thread? I don't think I can take another "Matty" or shit without killing myself.

[Guest crandamaniac]

Another suggestion, and I know papacita will hate me for it, but don't get the Chyna book. It's an utter piece of crap.

 

And DaFoo, DJ Jeff is a poster who is really irritating. Most people don't like him cause he comes in a thread, and states the majority opinion, never adding anything new to it. If a thread was about, say Brock Lesnar, it would go like this:

 

Random Poster: Brock Lesnar had a good match at....

Few Posts later

 

DJ Jeff:  Yeah, he's big and had a good match too.

He's kind of like that one guy from Pootie Tang in a way. And also, can't forget his little cyber-stalking of some 16 yr old chick(him being 21) here and at some crappy wrestling site he made where him and her are the only members.

 

And to alleviate the so called idiots on this board, I say we play some sort of word association game with them. If they say anything negative about the people we like, or anything positive about the people we hate, then we ban them

[Guest Downhome]

You know . . . I'm almost inclined to think that YouDaFoo is DJ Jeff. I've suspected it for a while but somewhat discarded it after the notion of him being Jerry Drake came up.

I thought I was the only one that thought that.

[Guest SP-1]

You know . . . I'm almost inclined to think that YouDaFoo is DJ Jeff.  I've suspected it for a while but somewhat discarded it after the notion of him being Jerry Drake came up.

I thought I was the only one that thought that.

Nope. That he keeps asking who DJ Jeff is casts suspicion on him. Plus his posting style isn't too different, and almost at times seems very much like Jeff trying to adopt a different persona.

[Guest Downhome]

You know . . . I'm almost inclined to think that YouDaFoo is DJ Jeff.  I've suspected it for a while but somewhat discarded it after the notion of him being Jerry Drake came up.

I thought I was the only one that thought that.

Nope. That he keeps asking who DJ Jeff is casts suspicion on him. Plus his posting style isn't too different, and almost at times seems very much like Jeff trying to adopt a different persona.

Well it wouldn't be the FIRST time he's tried that. Over at _______ he tried it all the time because people hated him so much.

[Guest IDrinkRatsMilk]

If YouDaFoo IS DJ Jeff, then DJ Jeff is a genius. So I don't think he is. He keeps threatening to show his picture in that thread in general chat, which I'd like to see.

[Guest AM The Kid]

How come did he not DJ Jeff?

[Guest SP-1]

Aye. Religion in itself is pretty much just a set of rules set forth for some kind of spiritual purpose or another.

 

Many Christians don't believe so much in "religion". I've heard some pastors joke about, "Religiosity".

[Guest Texas Small Arms 09]

Okay, since my name has been brought up a lot lately, and I will address one thing. You all seem to think I'm an alcoholic. What y'all fail to see is that I'm not, sure I do talk about drinking, but I never get drunk (believe it or not) and I really don't apperiate everyone thinking otherwise. Those that do know me, understand my issues on drinking and know why I don't get drunk. But I can't change minds, so whatever y'all seem to think is fine.

[Guest Gimmick Poster.com]

Yee-haw!