You know you spend too much time at TSM when...

[Guest Zack Malibu]

Here's another one of those "Fun" threads that we can all partake in, much like the "One million reasons DJ Jeff Sucks" thread. Everyone feel free to add to it...

 

You know you spend too much time at The Smartmarks when...

 

1)You include emoticons on important documents, such as resumes, office memos, etc.

 

2)Instead of asking for a raise, you asked your boss to change your custom title

 

3)When know a female on the rag, you say she's "pulling an Alina"

 

C'mon guys, add to it!

[Guest bob_barron]

1) When you tell someone to wear the blue ones because they match their eyes

[Guest caboose]

5) When you try and beltshot someone for saying something you disagree with.

 

6) When someone acts like a self-righteous ass-hole and you think of Jubuki.

[Guest Sandman9000]

You put a massive sig after every question on a quiz or test.

[Guest caboose]

8) When you give yourself a gimmick so people will notice you.

[Guest Sandman9000]

8) When you give yourself a gimmick so people will notice you.

Silence.

[Guest Zack Malibu]

When you argue with a co-worker, and ask your boss to ban him.

[Guest caboose]

10) When you form a cliq with other people who have been around at your work for longer than others.

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

When, in bowling or pool, the physics don't work out quite the way you wanted, depriving you of a great shot and you say you were owned.

[Guest Spaceman Spiff]

When somebody repeats themselves 2 or 3 times in a row, you immediately think of CWM

[Guest Zack Malibu]

When you feel you deserve a promotion/raise/whatever because you're "established"

[Guest Sandman9000]

Anytime you feel besmirched, you want to take them to NHB.

[Guest AlwaysPissedOff]

When somebody repeats themselves 2 or 3 times in a row, you immediately think of CWM

[EL DANDY~! 0]

When making fun of Dames's mom is just not fun anymore...

[Guest Flyboy]

When you start bragging about your post count to your friends when they have no idea what you're talking about.

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

You see Kylie on television or hear a song and IMMEDIATELY think of me.

[Guest Flyboy]

You see Kylie on television or hear a song and IMMEDIATELY think of me.

I've done that.

[EL DANDY~! 0]

ditto...

 

when you hear 80s music and think of Zorin in a leather jacket looking like a cross between Martin Short and David Arquette

[Guest Texas Small Arms 09]

You see Kylie on television or hear a song and IMMEDIATELY think of me.

I'm guilty of that too

[Guest Spaceman Spiff]

You see Kylie on television or hear a song and IMMEDIATELY think of me.

I immediately reach to change the channel or station, actually...

[Guest AM The Kid]

You wish Zack Malibu went to your school, just so you could say you "know" him.

[Guest Big Poppa Popick]

You threaten to use Supa-Mod powers on your friends

[Guest Renegade]

You see Kylie on television or hear a song and IMMEDIATELY think of me.

I immediately reach to change the channel or station, actually...

I just press the mute button.

[Guest Downhome]

After reading this so far, I can officially say I spend too much time here, thank you.

[Guest welshjerichomark]

You see Kylie on television or hear a song and IMMEDIATELY think of me.

im glad im not the only one

[Guest crandamaniac]

This happened to me once. When my truck got broken into, the police car had the number 212 on it. The first thing that popped in my head was "Hey, that's like Areacode212"

 

When you think Sassquatch is a big guy with tons of comic book knowledge, and not some big hairy thing harassing campers (he might do that too, I dunno)

 

When you're talking to somebody, you're really excited, and you constantly make this sign with your hands "~!"

[Guest Spaceman Spiff]

You see Kylie on television or hear a song and IMMEDIATELY think of me.

I immediately reach to change the channel or station, actually...

I just press the mute button.

I'd also have to block her out from the shoulders up

[Guest AM The Kid]

Whenever you are reading a Calvin and Hobbes book you think of Spaceman Spiff.

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

My friend and I say "BAH GAWD!!" all the time, about the most trivial of matters.

 

"You want something to drink?"

"Get me a BAH GAWD PEPSI, BAH GAWD!!"

"DAMN THAT PEPSI TO HELL!"

 

Also, INTENSE~! is used a lot. I also always say "ghey" as it appears, and it sounds funny.

[Guest Flyboy]

I've written "~!" and "NO POBO" on my binder in class when I was bored.