SWF STORM PREDICTIONS~!

[Guest 5_moves_of_doom]

'Ze card, on a Golden Platter...

 

 

Show: SWF Storm!

Date: January 8, 2003

Arena: Nationwide Arena in Columbus, Ohio!

 

RINGING IN THE NEW YEAR #1 CONTENDERS MATCH

Judge Mental vs. Alex Zenon

 

SINGLES MATCH

Nathaniel Kibagami vs. Tod deKindes

 

TAG MATCH

Mak Francis and Ced Ordonez vs. Xero and Michael Craven

 

NON-TITLE FOUR CORNERS MATCH

ELM vs Tom Flesher vs Danny Williams vs Annie Eclectic

 

NON-TITLE NO HOLDS BARRED MATCH

Orochi © vs. Frost

[Guest 5_moves_of_doom]

169% correctile-ness.

 

RINGING IN THE NEW YEAR #1 CONTENDERS MATCH

Judge Mental vs. Alex Zenon

- Ooh, this'll be the Surprise-MOTN, in my opinion, if one of these guys write the stip in an enjoyable fashion... heh. I love Judge, but his Sigil submission match at the PPV wasn't too great, and Z's my hero. Go Mr. "Deepest-Voice-In-The-SWF"!!

 

SINGLES MATCH

Nathaniel Kibagami vs. Tod deKindes

- Whee, filler. Silent is known for needing backstory to write a compelling match... whereas Todski beat Fallout his 2nd match in the WF in a COMPLETELY filler match. I always saw Kibigajamiyaminami as the batter writer, but I have a gut feeling that Tod'll take the W here.

 

TAG MATCH

Mak Francis and Ced Ordonez vs. Xero and Michael Craven

- Hmmm... Ash is on a streak, as much as I hate to say it... but Xero is inconsistant. Meanwhile, Mak is gold, despite KNOWING LESS GRAMMAR THAN FUCKING DANNY WILLIAMS, and Ced is always entertaining. Makedez for the win, I'd say... though Ash could pull something out of his ass, I dunno, all of these guys in here are hit-or-miss, usually.

 

NON-TITLE FOUR CORNERS MATCH

ELM vs Tom Flesher vs Danny Williams vs Annie Eclectic

- Argh, going into the details of all of the possibilities in here would be... hard, and time-consuming, so I'll just go out on a limb and say ELM, though *any* of the other three here could EASILY take the win here, I'm just not too sure.

 

NON-TITLE NO HOLDS BARRED MATCH

Orochi © vs. Frost

- Orochi isn't motivated enough. Go Frost.

[Guest midnight_burn]

RINGING IN THE NEW YEAR #1 CONTENDERS MATCH

Judge Mental vs. Alex Zenon

-> Zenon

 

SINGLES MATCH

Nathaniel Kibagami vs. Tod deKindes

-> deKindes

 

TAG MATCH

Mak Francis and Ced Ordonez vs. Xero and Michael Craven

-> Xero/Craven

 

NON-TITLE FOUR CORNERS MATCH

ELM vs Tom Flesher vs Danny Williams vs Annie Eclectic

-> Magnifico

 

NON-TITLE NO HOLDS BARRED MATCH

Orochi © vs. Frost

-> Frost

[Guest AnnieEclectic]

RINGING IN THE NEW YEAR #1 CONTENDERS MATCH

Judge Mental vs. Alex Zenon

-If any match on this card seems a little random it's this one only because I didn't know or see Zenon wanting to be in the HCG div. That being said I still have the feeling that JM takes the win here because of... oh I dunno... Spidey-Sense

WINNER: Dr. OctoJudge~!

 

SINGLES MATCH

Nathaniel Kibagami vs. Tod deKindes

-I'm not sure why but this screams out "Elongated Squash" to me. The even stranger part is I honestly don't know who'd be doing the squashing. Technically, this makes this the closest match on the card.

WINNER: Squashy McPushPush

 

TAG MATCH

Mak Francis and Ced Ordonez vs. Xero and Michael Craven

-Smell the history! The HCG champ and Xero v. the former Bemani Cross Wizards 2.0! Random arrow of doom~! tells me that this one goes to the DDR-lovers here...

WINNERS: Brick Crack Whores x2

 

NON-TITLE FOUR CORNERS MATCH

ELM vs Tom Flesher vs Danny Williams vs Annie Eclectic

-I'm not predicting obviously but I have been talking the talk lately about how I honestly believe I can win the C'Fuck. This will be a great litmus test right here..... I'm going to try hard here and the storylines that can be played out here are great.

WINNER: Unified Chaos Theory!

 

NON-TITLE NO HOLDS BARRED MATCH

Orochi © vs. Frost

-Oroth has been having a bit of motivation trouble lately. Drawing Frost in the new year is either going to be a spark or a crusher. I know Frost will write but I think Orochi can win -if- he writes. Then again, would Orochi write to win or write to jump-start a feud? Odds say that whoever writes...

WINNER: Big Bad Cigar Man

 

 

It's simple when you break down the numbers.

 

-Annie

[Guest Coffin Surfer]

RINGING IN THE NEW YEAR #1 CONTENDERS MATCH

Judge Mental vs. Alex Zenon

-Zenon has too much experience, but a Mental win isn't out of the question. But you have to go with the fav.

winner: Zenon

 

SINGLES MATCH

Nathaniel Kibagami vs. Tod deKindes

-Nathaniel is coming back from an ICTV fued, Tod seems to have been lost since U.S. title reign so maybe he can get at the ICTV level here, or maybe not.....

winner: Nathaniel

 

TAG MATCH

Mak Francis and Ced Ordonez vs. Xero and Michael Craven

-Xero's back or is he, leaving Craven to fend for himself. Mak and Ced are a proven team so...

winner: Mak and Ced

 

NON-TITLE FOUR CORNERS MATCH

ELM vs Tom Flesher vs Danny Williams vs Annie Eclectic

-Well I'm giving Dace all my attention at the moment, so this will be rushed deal that I don't see myself pulling off. ELM will most likely no show, leaving it Flesher vs. Annie. So I'd go with.......

winner: Flesher

 

NON-TITLE NO HOLDS BARRED MATCH

Orochi © vs. Frost

-Frost rules the gimmick match, and normal matches as well.

winner: Frost

[Guest Lightning Flik]

RINGING IN THE NEW YEAR #1 CONTENDERS MATCH

Judge Mental vs. Alex Zenon

 

uh... So many new faces. Geez. Um...

 

Winner: Judge

 

 

SINGLES MATCH

Nathaniel Kibagami vs. Tod deKindes

 

Sorry, but I gotta give it up to Tod, cause... I just gotta!

 

Winner: Tod

 

 

TAG MATCH

Mak Francis and Ced Ordonez vs. Xero and Michael Craven

 

Hm.. Tough one here.

 

Winner: ...Xero and Craven.

 

 

NON-TITLE FOUR CORNERS MATCH

ELM vs Tom Flesher vs Danny Williams vs Annie Eclectic

 

Blessed be! Can it be! I actually get to see Annie in a match once again? WOOOOO!!! She automatically gets the win from me. ...what? I'm an Eclectic fan so bite me.

 

Winner: Annie!

 

 

NON-TITLE NO HOLDS BARRED MATCH

Orochi © vs. Frost

 

Considering Frost isn't living up to his name and being the exact opposite, I gotta go with...

 

Winner: Frost

[Guest realitycheck]

I'm bored, it's 3am, I have nothing better to do. Silent bothered me to make some predictions anyway.

 

 

RINGING IN THE NEW YEAR #1 CONTENDERS MATCH

Judge Mental vs. Alex Zenon

-Gurk. After all the putting-offness of my promo, and then finally getting it done, I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to do a match at all. My priorities suck, I know. I may still try, before I end up going to sleep, but even then... I'd put my money on Judge winning.

 

SINGLES MATCH

Nathaniel Kibagami vs. Tod deKindes

-Hurm. Silent has also pulled that wonderful "putting shit off" trick, so... yeah. But then again, so has Tod (sorta), too, I believe. So yeah. Flip a coin on either of these two taking it.

 

TAG MATCH

Mak Francis and Ced Ordonez vs. Xero and Michael Craven

-I'll go Mak and Ced, if only for that badass spot Mak described to me.

 

NON-TITLE FOUR CORNERS MATCH

ELM vs Tom Flesher vs Danny Williams vs Annie Eclectic

-Danny, bay-bee.

 

NON-TITLE NO HOLDS BARRED MATCH

Orochi © vs. Frost

-Unfortunately, I don't think Thoth is going to be able to write. Frost.

 

You know, looking at it, every match on this card (Minus the tag, and the four way) has some kind of (OOC) story thing going on behind it that I know about. Weird. But interesting. But still weird.

 

-Z

[Guest Powerplay]

RINGING IN THE NEW YEAR #1 CONTENDERS MATCH

Judge Mental vs. Alex Zenon

-Gurk. After all the putting-offness of my promo, and then finally getting it done, I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to do a match at all. My priorities suck, I know. I may still try, before I end up going to sleep, but even then... I'd put my money on Judge winning.

 

*Ahem*... Bwuahahahahahaha... Yeah, right. This will be close, but even on off days, Zed is the better writer here. No predictions.

 

SINGLES MATCH

Nathaniel Kibagami vs. Tod deKindes

-Um... if Kibagami writes he can take it, but that's if he writes. I say Tod to be safe.

 

TAG MATCH

Mak Francis and Ced Ordonez vs. Xero and Michael Craven

-Two good teams with history. Personally, I just like CED and I don't know why, so he's my pick.

 

NON-TITLE FOUR CORNERS MATCH

ELM vs Tom Flesher vs Danny Williams vs Annie Eclectic

-Interesting match. I believe... Danny Williams in a job match written by Taamo. Call me crazy, but I think he's gonna pull a job here.

 

NON-TITLE NO HOLDS BARRED MATCH

Orochi © vs. Frost

-Arg. Frost is ever solid, but Orochi has great writing. If Orochi was able to break the writer's block I saw in chat, I say him. But if he didn't, Frost is too solid to stop, and another falls to the Velvet Hammer.