The One and Only Raw Thread for 1/6/03

[Guest ArchoanJB]

Lets see if they fuck this up and have BookDust look

[Guest jester]

White trunks...Booker T blading tonight?

[Guest Markme123]

So....let's see who is in the Rumble:

 

The Damaja

Batista

Shawn Michaels

Chris Jericho

 

What about the Undertaker and Brock/Big Show?

[Guest AndrewTS]

I have a feeling the ending to this match will suck.

Duh, it's Raw.

[Guest Angle-plex]

I wonder if RVD has to make Kane dinner and clean his dirty clothes too.

[Guest Just call me Dan]

They need a new graphic for the tag team championship.

[Guest Eagan469]

and of course JR pimps his favorite team

[Guest Just call me Dan]

Book hasn't busted out that super stalling knee drop in quite some time.

[Guest Just call me Dan]

Regal took a flat back bump!

[Guest Jobber of the Week]

Bobby Heenan

Go find a tape when Luger first appears in the WWF as the Narcisst. Heenan is absolutely HYSTERICAL going on about Luger's muscles.

 

"OH MY GOD MOST MUSCLAR LOOKATTHATLOOKATTHATLOOKATTHAT! OH!! OH!!!"

[Guest Dmann2000]

go Booker

[Guest AndrewTS]

Good--the restholding was pissing me off.

[Guest LatinoHeat]

Commercial? bah

[Guest Just call me Dan]

looks like they will keep both teams safe and have a math at the Rumble.

[Guest LatinoHeat]

Commercial? bah

[Guest HartFan86]

Gay Commercial break

[Guest Angle-plex]

Regal is becoming my least favorite wrestler FAST.

 

I must have watched too much tough enough.

[Conspiracy_Victim 0]

Overbooking-A-Rama

 

Good lord could someone throw Gerwitz into a bag and toss it in the river please? Unless they make heels go over for a couple weeks so Vince can come back and play the conquering hero, this is terrible.

[Guest jester]

This is brutal. And not in a good way.

[Guest HartFan86]

I was right.

 

FUck.

[Guest AndrewTS]

My word, both Regal and Storm are shitty in this match.

 

Whatever happened to Storm? He was good not too long ago.

 

Yay--heatless tag champs.

[ChrisMWaters 0]

Well, it looks like Raw is Overbooking!

[Guest tpww7]

What a great title reign for BookDust.

[Guest tetsubeav]

Yep... let's take the belts off the over team and give them to HHH's friend and his vanilla buddy.

[Guest Angle-plex]

Wait, Regal and Storm are the new tag champs?

 

Yeah, that'll put asses in the seats.

[Conspiracy_Victim 0]

GAH!!! HHH's little buddy and Mr. No Charisma win. Nice spit take from Goldie though.

[Guest Just call me Dan]

Wow, those tag team championship belts are SO prestigious now! I guess if you get a verbal blowjob from JR for ebough weeks and then Job to him, you're in line for a title win and you're an honorary HOSS!

[Guest Mole]

That is the dumbest thing ever.

 

Well maybe it isn't dumb, but I just like BookDust being tag champs.

[Paul Stanley 0]

Storm is good, thing is..he's just stuck with Regal, look at him and Christian they were excellent

[ChrisMWaters 0]

Hmm...I see all this Bischoff power-control thing doing SOMETHING.

 

Vince back, like I predicted.

 

Or SOMETHING of that effect.