The One and Only Raw Thread for 1/6/03

[Guest Angle-plex]

Oh yes by the way:

 

Jim Ross & The King > Regal & Storm > Bookdust

[Guest Angle-plex]

Oh yes by the way.

 

Jim Ross & The King > Regal & Storm > Bookdust

[Guest jester]

I like that they just jobbed Bookdust to two fuck-ups who couldn't beat some announcers.

 

Nice one. Now have Kane come out squash all four of them.

[Guest HartFan86]

The ONLY positive I see is Booker/Goldust jumping to SD...so they can have a bunch of **** matches.

[Guest Matt Young]

Yes! My favorite wrestler (Lance Storm) is a champion once again!

 

P.S.: Does this make JR and Lawler #1 contenders, pending execution of BookDust's rematch clause?

[Guest AlwaysPissedOff]

Yay!

 

The one week I try to make an effort to watch all of RAW, I get to see the best team on RAW get jobbed out to JR's Wet Dream Team™!

 

Fuck this shit.

[Guest Just call me Dan]

Actually, Storm wasn't all that great even with Christian. He definitely has lost some drive or ability since his move from WCW to the WWE.

[Guest Edwin MacPhisto]

They did their best to not make Booker and Goldy look like chumps.

 

I really don't understand the point of all these painfully short title reigns, though.

[Guest LatinoHeat]

raw retro

[Paul Stanley 0]

Ha! Mero rules.

[Guest HartFan86]

I MARK FOR PORTLAND, MAINE RAW

[ChrisMWaters 0]

...AAAH!

 

THIS is what they mean by Sable Undressed.

 

...I think I remember this for some odd reason...

[Conspiracy_Victim 0]

Marc Mero! Wow I never thought he'd show up, well ANYWHERE, ever again. Where's his Tooty-Frooty Ghetto Blaster?

[Guest AlwaysPissedOff]

Who the fuck even remembers that Marc Mero is still alive? Oh, I meant Mr. Sable Mero, my bad.

[Paul Stanley 0]

The Badd Blaster is just..awesome.

 

Johnny B.Badd 4 life

[Guest LatinoHeat]

most dangerous moves???

[Guest tpww7]

It sounds like the Slammys 2k3.

[Guest HartFan86]

sTACY IS FUCKING HOT TONIGHT.

 

Greatest Raw match ever? Hmm...I'd say HHH/Austin vs. Benoit/Jericho.

[Conspiracy_Victim 0]

New video for Test and his *shiver* Testicles.

[ChrisMWaters 0]

Nowinski vs. Test!

[Guest Mole]

Since I am going to Raw next week, I was thinking of what shirt to get.

 

Now I know, the Test shirt. That shirt is just classic.

[Guest jester]

"I think I saw panties!"

 

Wow!

 

If Lawler ever discovered Cyberporn, he'd explode.

[Guest Slapnuts00]

I guess Harvard has an affirmative action program...

[Paul Stanley 0]

The Dallas 10-man rivals the Austin/HHH vs. Benoit/Jericho one

[Guest KingOfOldSchool]

"I really don't understand the point of all these painfully short title reigns, though."

 

There is no point. Simply a by-product of more tv exposure over the years and complete fuck-ups who don't know how to book.

 

And obviously most everyone has figured it out, but Raw is Suck... again.

[Conspiracy_Victim 0]

Whoa Whoa Whoa...I thought D'Lo was going through his whole "I'm black and I'm proud" gimmick. Why is he in Khakis and a polo shirt?

[Guest AlwaysPissedOff]

Sooo... D'Lo's a prep now? Did I fucking miss something here?

 

Oh, and this match will suck really, really hard, too. Can't forget about that.

[Guest Jobber of the Week]

With Booker as tag champ, this racist angle makes no sense.

[Guest tetsubeav]

It's the awful black man chasin' after the white wimmin! Betta watch the watermelon patch too!

[Guest LatinoHeat]

Greatest RAW match ever would have to be

 

Owen/Bulldog vs HBK/Stone Cold in May of '97.