The One and Only Raw Thread for 1/6/03

[Guest Just call me Dan]

Test is in transitional attire and is on the exact same useless spot on the card as he was when he debuted in 98 or 99. Why even push him those 37 times if he;s right back here with Stacy instead of Steph? If you ask me, he may be WORSE off now.

[Guest Mole]

Good point Jobber

[Guest mickberna]

CHRIS: "Just like all the refs are prejudiced against me because I'm the only Harvard graduate in WWE history."

 

D'LO: "Sho' nuff!"

[Guest HartFan86]

I still have NEVER seen the Dallas 10 Man...I had moved and my cable was out.

[Guest AlwaysPissedOff]

Holy shit, Test got a pop after the pinfall! I'm totally shocked here.

[Guest NaturalBornThriller4:20]

I ADMIT IT!

 

I NOW AM A FAN OF TEST!

[Guest El Satanico]

Damn that Dlo sure is one hardcore thug in his khaki's and white button up shirt

[Guest LatinoHeat]

Sooo... D'Lo's a prep now? Did I fucking miss something here?

 

Whats a prep?

[Guest Just call me Dan]

Did you see how he tried to work the crowd with the boot, and quieted them down more than they already were?

[Guest Angle-plex]

Fuck Test. I could get a pop if I completely destroyed D-Lo and Nowinski without either of them getting a move off.

[Guest AlwaysPissedOff]

I still have NEVER seen the Dallas 10 Man...I had moved and my cable was out.

dc_tapes has the Dallas 10-man if you want to snag a view of it. Personally, the match was pretty damn good and the heat from the crowd was off the charts.

[ChrisMWaters 0]

I forget....what's the Dallas 10 man tag again?

[Guest Matt Young]

The ONLY positive I see is Booker/Goldust jumping to SD...so they can have a bunch of **** matches.

Actually, I think they're going to put Booker and Goldust in the Rumble and book a Storm/Regal vs. Dudleyz Tag Title match at the PPV. I have no idea what they're doing long-term, though...

[Guest HartFan86]

OMG, RANDY ORTON IS GETTING A HUGE PUSH COOL

[Guest jester]

Oh for fuck's sake.

 

NO. IT'S NOT ENOUGH. Add Jericho and Christian. Add HHH and Steiner. Booker and Goldust.

 

The ring will collapse with the weight of all the wrestlers.

[Guest AlwaysPissedOff]

Sooo... D'Lo's a prep now? Did I fucking miss something here?

 

Whats a prep?

Nowinski's gimmick is that of a preppie.

 

 

Yikes... Kane, RVD, and Christian all in the same match? Lemme get my caffine pills so I don't fall asleep...

[Guest Just call me Dan]

" you're beard is stupid". Classic.

 

And by the way. why don't they just announce the posedown as the "Main event?"

[Guest Dmann2000]

I forget....what's the Dallas 10 man tag again?

Cactus Jack, The Rock (5 on.....2), Rikishi and Too Cool vs HHH, X-pac, Chris Benoit, Dean Malenko and Perry Saturn

[Guest jester]

Yet another recap?

 

Did Miss Henderson's 4th grade class book and produce tonight's show?

[Guest tetsubeav]

The arm-wrestling match gets a highlight package?

[Guest Just call me Dan]

I haven't seen an arm wrestling match been so dramatized since the Stallone movie.

[Guest HartFan86]

Dallas 10 man was Rock, Foley, Rikishi, Scotty 2 Hotty, and Grandmaster vs. HHH, Benoit, Saturn, Guerrero, and Malenko, if I recall.

[Guest Slapnuts00]

OH MY GOD LOOK AT HHH! HE'S SO...SO...STRONG!!! EVEN RIC FLAIR IS GAWKING LIKE A SCHOOL GIRL!

[Guest AlwaysPissedOff]

I forget....what's the Dallas 10 man tag again?

Dallas 10-man was Triple H/X-Pac/Benoit/Saturn/Malenko vs. Cactus Jack/Too Cool/Rikishi/Rock.

 

 

On an unrelated sidenote: This whole "posedown" crap just screams complete and utter gheyness...

[Guest tetsubeav]

Oh god. Does anyone have a gun? I can't take the HHH bullshit anymore.

[Guest Dmann2000]

Flair: You are the man

 

HHH: Oh yeah...wanna oil me down?

 

Flair:ehhhhh......*runs outta the room*

 

HHH: *yelling after Flair* Did you know I like Anal?!

[Conspiracy_Victim 0]

Wo the way Flair has his back turned and was huffing and puffing I thought he was snortin' lines or something.

 

I also can't believe RVD, Y2J, and Christian are in the main event and HHH isn't. Of course, he could just come out and pedigree them all just to show em who the boss is.

[Guest Dmann2000]

Good news (well, kind of good)...posedown is next...not as the main

[LaParkaYourCar 0]

My God this has to be the gayest RAW ever.

[Guest Angle-plex]

HHH is so strong and SEXY~! Between his pose down challenge and Storm and Regal winning the tag belts, I predict the ratings will be above 9.0~!