The One and Only Raw Thread for 1/6/03

[Guest CanadianChris]

Could've been worse...Rude/Warrior was on PPV.

[Guest tpww7]

.........................

[Guest AlwaysPissedOff]

Whoa... Hunter turned black again! Haven't seen that happen since Judgment Day since he put that no good midcarder Jericho in his place!

[Guest Dmann2000]

Great fat load that does posing with THEIR BACKS TO THE JUDGES!!!!

[Guest Quik]

This is getting 20 minutes?

 

Behold! Next week, the WWE Penis-Measuring Contest between HHH and Steiner.

[Conspiracy_Victim 0]

And somewhere in Heaven Gorilla Monsoon weeps for the sport he loved...

[Guest the pinjockey]

So they are losing money hand over fist yet they spend money on shit like bodybuilding lighting rigs.

[ChrisMWaters 0]

OK...just curious...does this mean that HHH is Rick Rude and Scott Steiner is the Ultimate Warrior?

That sounds about right. And Flair is Heenan Besides Scott speaking makes about as much sense as Warrior

Guess that means Coach is Mean Gene then.

[LaParkaYourCar 0]

Ahhhhhh they were making out!!! Oh...

[Guest Dmann2000]

Shit Steiner's a good 2-3 inches shorter than HHH. He's shrinking

[Guest LatinoHeat]

Just how many times did Coach say "Guys" in that segment????

[Conspiracy_Victim 0]

This is getting 20 minutes?

 

Behold! Next week, the WWE Penis-Measuring Contest between HHH and Steiner.

Would there be a winner? Roids leads to shrinkage I've heard...

[Guest Slapnuts00]

I guess it really is "Team HHH" good lord

[Guest Quik]

Gotta justify those Roid expenses.

[LaParkaYourCar 0]

It's "Team HHH"

[Guest the pinjockey]

Cole: Wait these judges and HHH, what's their relationship?

[Guest Spaceman Spiff]

I guess using the "Lex Flexer" paid off for HHH...

[Guest Dmann2000]

You mean Steiner wants guys to like his body. I thought he was all about the hoochies

[Guest Quik]

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZz

[Guest El Satanico]

:shakes head:

 

what...the...hell

[Guest Just call me Dan]

I think even Hunter and Scott were laughing at how pathetic this whole segment was...

[Guest Quik]

"NOW YOU GO, YOU-YOU SEE WHO THINKS... YOU WON OR NOT~!"

 

Steiner has a way with words...

[Guest Slapnuts00]

I guess Stephanie booked this...

[LaParkaYourCar 0]

"You see who who uhhh thinks you won or not" - Steiner

 

Huh? I can't understand him.

[Conspiracy_Victim 0]

LOL Steiner on the mic is classic...I'm still waiting for the F-Bomb.

 

"Now you go up..up there and see who thinks you won or not!"

[Guest AlwaysPissedOff]

WHEN WILL THE PAIN END????

[Guest Slapnuts00]

Wow, first week in and we have a candidate for worst segment of the year

[Guest HartFan86]

Pretty good review...I need to find that Raw.

[Guest AndrewTS]

Wrestling? Wrestling? Where is it? Bueller?

[Guest LatinoHeat]

pushups????