The One and Only Raw Thread for 1/6/03

[Guest Dmann2000]

So if HHH's skin is orange now does he officially become....The Orange Goblin?

[Guest Kingpk]

Man, suddenly I want to buy a pink scarf, grow a goatee and put on a Village People album.

[LaParkaYourCar 0]

well all we have left is for HHH's hair to start falling out from front to back and he's Hogan-lite.

[ChrisMWaters 0]

I hope all of HHH's hair falls out.

 

Let's see how much he goes on camera then. >=)

[Guest AlwaysPissedOff]

I feel gay after watching that.

You mean you weren't gay beforehand, Agnes?

 

[Guest HartFan86]

So, yeah. February 7, 2000 was one fucking awesome Raw!

 

....

[Guest AndrewTS]

This Raw sucks the cock.

[Guest Dmann2000]

Yay Kurt Washington "No wonder you lost the freakin war" *smile*

[Guest tpww7]

And now we get the Kane Heel Turn.. what a Raw.

[Guest El Satanico]

The segment took twenty minutes because Raw is HHH's show.

 

Don't you all get it yet. The purpose of Raw is to put HHH over. The rest of the show is secondary.

[Guest Quik]

Maybe Kane will work a ***** match.

[Guest HartFan86]

Seeing Jericho, Orton, and Christian together makes me smile.

[Guest jester]

I hope all of HHH's hair falls out.

 

Let's see how much he goes on camera then. >=)

Bandannas can't be far off for the Lame.

[Guest the pinjockey]

When is HHH going to get his own Mr. Slave?

[Guest AndrewTS]

SD could show Al Wilson's naked ass and still be the better show this week.

[Guest KingOfOldSchool]

I know HHH can't wrestle due to injury (then again, when CAN he wrestle?) But that's besides the point, because Jesus, can't they come up with SOMETHING to build this feud with some semblance of sanity?

 

What was with all the ponytails?

 

And when did HHH become as tanned as Hogan, and almost as black as Coach?

 

The spiral continues...

[ChrisMWaters 0]

What's with the water droplet effect for the Royal Rumble logo nowadays?

[LaParkaYourCar 0]

Damn this match get's 10 minutes......maybe.

[Guest razazteca]

why is Randy Ortan, Joe E Legend now?

 

oh boy a 2 minute Kane squash match which will result into a clusterfuck Rumble non finish, with Kane throwing everybody out.

[Guest jester]

Next week: Steiner and HHH have a fart lighting contest.

[ChrisMWaters 0]

ANOTHER commercial?

 

Was that REALLY necessarry?

[Guest tpww7]

WTF.. another commercial?

[Guest HartFan86]

Why does HBK have to have a seperate entrance.

 

This match is gunna go like 1 second.

[Guest tetsubeav]

I hope all of HHH's hair falls out.

 

Let's see how much he goes on camera then. >=)

No, it'll just become "RAW is bald" when he makes everyone else shave their heads.

 

I'm only watching now because Orton is here.

[Guest Slapnuts00]

When is HHH going to get his own Mr. Slave?

He already has Ric Flair in that role!

[Guest AndrewTS]

Kane's boyfriend RVD and HBK now.

 

Raw! Is! Queer! this week.

[LaParkaYourCar 0]

What!? A commercial??? Damn how long is this match going to be? Or should I ask how short will it be?

[Guest Jobber of the Week]

Damn this match get's 10 minutes......maybe.

No, it gets less. We need a commercial.

[Guest geniusMoment]

Wow what a great Raven angle, the masterpiece is finally complete. Who knew the final act was dissapearing completely.

[Guest Spaceman Spiff]

When is HHH going to get his own Mr. Slave?

You mean other than Flair?