The One and Only Raw Thread for 1/6/03

[Guest the pinjockey]

Next week: Steiner and HHH have a fart lighting contest.

Actually by next week they will mostly be whipping out their dicks by then.

[Guest El Satanico]

No next week HHH and Steiner will have a contest involving lifting the front end of a car off the ground.

[Guest wwF1587]

So tonight we have had

 

Stiener fight off 6 big guys to be fed to GOD at the rumble

 

Bookerdust lose their tag titles to men who were beaten by JR/King last week

 

Dudleys get beatdown by 3mw which results to nothing good except bad matches

 

hhh's roid posing contest was the most boring and pathetic segment in raw

 

 

man.... and now rvd's match will only get five minutes cause of commercial breaks

 

we have an instant worst RAW of the year candidate.... and its only the start of the year.... :;starts crying::

[ChrisMWaters 0]

Why does HBK have to have a seperate entrance.

 

This match is gunna go like 1 second.

Everyone on the Kane/RVD got their own entrance.

[Guest AlwaysPissedOff]

Why must Shawn always come out in the gayest way possible? Prancing around like a schoolgirl? The fuck is wrong with him?

[Guest Creepy Crawl]

Way to go to a commercial during HBK's intro ........

[ChrisMWaters 0]

Why must Shawn always come out in the gayest way possible? Prancing around like a schoolgirl? The fuck is wrong with him?

It's his gimmick.

 

He's been doing it for years.

 

Why Hogan did the shirt tear and stuff.

 

They're both so used to doing things like that.

[Guest HartFan86]

I hope we come back from commercial and Star Trek is on.

 

I'd laugh my ass off.

[Guest wwF1587]

i pray that smackdown puts on a great show... i need it after this crap

[Guest Jobber of the Week]

Dear Mom,

 

You wouldn't believe what happened today. The cable company must have screwed up, because they gave us Showtime for free!

 

I really mean it, too. On Monday night I turned the channel to TNN but instead got an episode of Queer As Folk. And it wasn't even the better UK version. I'd say this was even worse than the second season of the American show, as all the men were all ugly like, and one guy just looked like a big orange blob.

 

Hold on... When did they start putting wrestling matches on Showtime? Talk to you later.

JotW

[Guest Angle-plex]

I feel gay after watching that.

You mean you weren't gay beforehand, Agnes?

 

No, but I'm sure that segment was gay for just about anyone. I'm sure Christopher Lowell and Richard Simmons are jumping around their basements signing "I'm so excited" right now.

[ChrisMWaters 0]

LISTEN TO THAT RVD CHANT!

 

Not even Homo-powered HHH and Steiner could kill that!

[Guest AndrewTS]

Just turn HBK's lighting pink and have him come out to "It's Raining Men" already.

 

"Imposing his physical will..."

 

It gets GAYER and GAYER...

[LaParkaYourCar 0]

JotW that was hilarious!

 

What the?? RVD throwing punches instead of forearms?? And they still suck.

 

Geez.........RVD taking the sick bumps.

[Guest jester]

Spontaneous RVD chant.

 

Vince is backstage with his finger in his ears singing "Oh when the Saints go marching in"

[Guest Creepy Crawl]

I can hear HHH now backstage ....... the crowd love that segmentuuuuuuugh . And listen to that RVD chant ...... but nah hes not over .

[Guest AlwaysPissedOff]

Why must Shawn always come out in the gayest way possible? Prancing around like a schoolgirl? The fuck is wrong with him?

It's his gimmick.

 

He's been doing it for years.

 

Why Hogan did the shirt tear and stuff.

 

They're both so used to doing things like that.

I know and understand that, but ever since he came back, it's been so pronounced as if he wants everyone to know he likes the cock.

[Guest HartFan86]

This was one of the worst 2 hours of WWE TV I've seen in a while.

 

I'm not just saying that either.

[Guest El Satanico]

I feel gay after watching that.

You mean you weren't gay beforehand, Agnes?

 

No, but I'm sure that segment was gay for just about anyone. I'm sure Christopher Lowell and Richard Simmons are jumping around their basements signing "I'm so excited" right now.

Christopher Lowell isn't really gay...he just acts like it to get women.

[Guest Angle-plex]

HHH: Good to see my segment made the crowd hot for this sub-par main event-uh.

[Guest Slapnuts00]

Dude his wife was a nitro girl, she's hot.

[Guest tpww7]

There's a match going on and they are talking about Randy Orton's sex appeal.

[Guest AndrewTS]

"Do you think Randy Orton is sexy?"

 

That's it...I can't take anymore...this is the gayest Raw in the history of our sport!!

[Guest Jobber of the Week]

WHO HAS THE BIGGER MUSCLES AND MOST BLOWED UP PECS?

 

WHO IS THE REAL SEXY BOY?

 

Find out on Raw, 9PM on The New TNN. And remember to bring your body oil!

 

 

(seriously, all this episode needs is Pat Patterson)

[Guest jester]

Everything has been awful tonight. Down to the camera work.

[Conspiracy_Victim 0]

Oh EEEEric....Vince is calling for you...

[Guest Jobber of the Week]

How sad. I actually kind of miss Vince, this shit sucks so bad.

[Guest AndrewTS]

...

 

Chris, you called it.

 

*cookie*

[Guest jester]

God. Vince is coming back. Somebody called that one too.

[ChrisMWaters 0]

CALLED IT!