Inappropriate Breakfasts

[Guest ElectricRaccoon]

Any favorites/recent ones? You know, the kind of thing your mom would give you total shit for having for breakfast back in the day, being all like "THAT'S your breakfast?! Can't you have some cereal or something?". Usually eaten when you scrounge leftover munchies after a bender the night before, or when you're on a studying rampage and can't go to the store or cook.

 

My all-time favorite is, without question, cold pizza and Rickard's Red (it can be argued that cold pizza is an acceptable breakfast food, but it's hard to justify the beer). Yesterday morning, I enjoyed half a bag of Ketchup Ringolos that I had left out and four coffees (had to get back to work on my thesis like 15 minutes after waking up). Granted, I felt shitty for most of the morning, and I probably have scurvy now, but I'm counting it as retroactive rebellion for all the times I had oatmeal or Grape Nuts foisted on me.

[Guest starvenger]

I've had leftover sushi rolls for breakfast before...

[Chunk 0]

Cold pizza from the night before is the Ultimate Breakfast food. I once had some mate around to stay, and when we got up at mid day the next day, we ate the pizza from boxes on the floor that was left over from the night before.

 

good times

[Guest HungryJack]

spaghetti is a good one ,as is a half-dozen donuts...

[Guest Zack Malibu]

Animal crackers and Tang. Hell, that's my breakfast pretty much every day.

[Guest Will Scarlet]

I had Doritos and a Pepsi for breakfast today. I usually have some sort of tv dinner. Those sound pretty inappropriate.

[Guest The Old Me]

I've had subs and shit like that before for breakfast. Some mornings I just need more than a rice crispy treat!

[Guest The Electrifyer]

Cold pizza or any left over fast-food are my favourites, although I don't really eat breakfast much anyways.

[Guest Spaceman Spiff]

Breakfast - the most important meal of the day.

 

I always get breakfast. Almost always a bowl of cereal. If I'm at a restaurant, I'm getting pancakes, with sides of bacon, sausage, and an english muffin.

 

Back in college, I did the cold pizza breakfast, and once in a long while I'll do it now.

[Guest thetrendsetter]

Never eat junk food for breakfast... I tried eating a bag of bbq chips and a bottle of mountain dew... I felt dead all day...

[Guest The Metal Maniac]

I hate breakfast. There's only two kinds of actual "breakfast" fodds that I'll eat:

 

Bacon, but only if it's cooked enough that it'll snap, and then made into a sandwich. I HATE resturant bacon. I mean, if what they give me is "really extra crispy" (Which I always ask for) then what they give everyone else must be fucking raw.

 

Pancakes, but oddly enough, I never eat them for breakfast - just for supper. And if they're made my any other recipe that isn't Great Aunt Lizzie's, then they're ass.

 

Generally, I just eat no breakfast before leaving the house, and just wait for lunch. Though sometimes I'll grab something before then - I think the worst breakfast meal I ever had was either Coke and Smarties, or Coke and some like, jerky.

 

And I don't like cold pizza - gotta be microwaved.

[Guest El Satanico]

I once had Vodka on the rocks for breakfast...

 

Twas an ugly week...don't ask

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

I never eat breakfast. I love breakfast food, but I can't eat anything that early after I get up. I avoid mornings at all costs, but when I'm forced to endure it, I never bother eating because I just end up feeling sick. After I've been up for a few, I'll eat a banana or something, but that'll be it.

 

The weirdest thing I ever ate for breakfast was probably a can of tuna.

[Guest Brian]

I used to do all the junk stuff, probably worse than anyone. Cake, pie, leftover burgers, pizza, lasagna, basically whatever I could get. Now, I'm just three eggs and a piece of toast or two strips of bacon every day.

[Guest Mad Dog]

Leftover BBQ ribletts when I was working at camp last summer.

[Chunk 0]

Oh, yeah. I nearly forgot. Quite frequenlty Ill eat left over cold Curry from the night before. Thats pretty awesome early in the morning. But i kind of prefer breakfast foods at tea time.

 

ChUnK!

[Guest NoCalMike]

Left over cold pizza, or left over chinese food is also good cold.

[Chunk 0]

Left over cold pizza, or left over chinese food is also good cold.

Nothing beats prawn crakers with cold sweat and sour sauce

[Guest MaxPower27]

Mmm...Inappropriate breakfasts.

 

I've always been a fan of Mountain breakfast.

 

1- Open can of Mountain Dew.

2- Enjoy Mountain breakfast.

 

I rarely have breakfast, but when I grab something in the morning, it's typically a hot dog or a GSS at 7-11.

[Chunk 0]

I wish they still sold Mountain Dew over here in England. They used to, but have stopped doing so now I wonder why.

 

ChUnK!

[Guest Insanityman]

Usually I'll chug down some Pepsi's and have something real quick to heat up. Soup cans, that type of stuff.

[Guest Ace309]

Well, my inappropriate breakfasts fall into two categories: "Lazy" and "Drunk."

 

Lazy

- Pizza

- Chicken Wings

- Leftover spaghetti

- Meatloaf

- Microwave pasta (Bowl Appetite)

 

Drunk

- Boilermaker

- Bread and butter... vomit... bread and glass of water... vomit... glass of water and aspirin.

[Guest The Czech Republic]

Left over cold pizza, or left over chinese food is also good cold.

Nothing beats prawn crakers with cold sweat and sour sauce

Cold sweat? EWWWWWWWWWWW

[Guest redbaron51]

Pizza is usually good for breakfast,

 

sometimes i'll get a burger at harvey's at 9:00 in the morning

[Guest wwF1587]

cold pizza or warm either way its good

 

the day after thanksgiving i had cold turkey and mashed sweet potatos

[Guest AM The Kid]

left-over peanut buster parfait, frozen rock solid

[Guest saturnmark4life]

pizza kicks ass, I usually just have cereal orange juice and coffee if i'm awake early enough, or if not i could stomach most things. But do not eat a lump of cheese. Bad. Especially w/ hangover. Having stella artois for breakfast at festivals is pretty cool.

[Guest The Electrifyer]

And I don't like cold pizza - gotta be microwaved.

I could never microwave pizza. It makes the crust and dough all soft and moist. Its just not right to me.

[Guest The Old Me]

And I don't like cold pizza - gotta be microwaved.

I could never microwave pizza. It makes the crust and dough all soft and moist. Its just not right to me.

If you don't mind hot or cold,but you want to microwave, you should microwave on medium for like 20 seconds. It won't get too doughy, but will be lukewarm.

[Guest the 1inch punch]

Add my name to the cold pizza/takeout list, but i have a proper breakfast every morning,

 

God bless New York though, when i was there, we had a proper breakfast in this place called the Eros Diner (20th and 7), It was FUCKING HUGE, and kept me going for the whole day