Guest Sandman9000 Report post Posted January 9, 2003 Tonight, I was listening to the Sunday Night Sex Show while watching some religious man give a sermon on some religious station. Just watching some of the facial expressions and the way the religious man acted was hilarious in accordance to the audio. Some person calls in and starts talking about giving oral sex to his girlfriend, and the audience (for the religious show) stands up and starts clapping. Funny as shit, but I'm gonna fucking burn in Hell for it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Amazing Rando Report post Posted January 9, 2003 I think if you went to Hell... those guys would be FUCKED... you deserve your own special place...probably in the CZW locker room somewhere... and I mean that in a good way... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest cobainwasmurdered Report post Posted January 9, 2003 You mean you weren't going to hell before that?!? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest cynicalprofit Report post Posted January 9, 2003 In hell there is only hardcore wrestling, and no pain pills. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Amazing Rando Report post Posted January 9, 2003 I think in HIS hell.....there will be NO hardcore wrestling.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Mole Report post Posted January 9, 2003 Nah, there is no hell. Well, atleast for Jews. Mole Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
EL DANDY~! 0 Report post Posted January 9, 2003 There is a hell man Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Harry Hood Report post Posted January 9, 2003 shouldn't hell just be personalized for each person anyway? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Agent of Oblivion Report post Posted January 9, 2003 Sandy, doing shit like that is absolutely hilarious. Next time, stick it on a religious network, and listen to something sick like some Gorguts. If you're watching a red-faced fire and brimstone pastor, it's even better. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Dopey Report post Posted January 9, 2003 PAUL, Silvanus, and Timothy, To the church of the Thessalonians in God our Father and the Lord Jesus Christ: Grace to you and peace from God our Father and the Lord Jesus Christ. We are bound to thank God always for you, brethren, as it is fitting, because your faith grows exceedingly, and the love of every one of you all abounds toward each other, so that we ourselves boast of you among the churches of God for your patience and faith in all your persecutions and tribulations that you endure, which is manifest evidence of the righteous judgment of God, that you may be counted worthy of the kingdom of God, for which you also suffer; since it is a righteous thing with God to repay with tribulation those who trouble you, and to give you who are troubled rest with us when the Lord Jesus is revealed from heaven with His mighty angels, in flaming fire taking vengeance on those who do not know God, and on those who do not obey the gospel of our Lord Jesus Christ. These shall be punished with everlasting destruction from the presence of the Lord and from the glory of His power, when He comes, in that Day, to be glorified in His saints and to be admired among all those who believe, because our testimony among you was believed. II Thessalonians 1:1-10 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest oldschoolwrestling Report post Posted January 9, 2003 I'll already be there. Someone bring me some smokes. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Dace59 Report post Posted January 9, 2003 Also no Hell if you're an Atheist. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Ram Report post Posted January 10, 2003 PAUL, Silvanus, and Timothy, To the church of the Thessalonians in God our Father and the Lord Jesus Christ: Grace to you and peace from God our Father and the Lord Jesus Christ. We are bound to thank God always for you, brethren, as it is fitting, because your faith grows exceedingly, and the love of every one of you all abounds toward each other, so that we ourselves boast of you among the churches of God for your patience and faith in all your persecutions and tribulations that you endure, which is manifest evidence of the righteous judgment of God, that you may be counted worthy of the kingdom of God, for which you also suffer; since it is a righteous thing with God to repay with tribulation those who trouble you, and to give you who are troubled rest with us when the Lord Jesus is revealed from heaven with His mighty angels, in flaming fire taking vengeance on those who do not know God, and on those who do not obey the gospel of our Lord Jesus Christ. These shall be punished with everlasting destruction from the presence of the Lord and from the glory of His power, when He comes, in that Day, to be glorified in His saints and to be admired among all those who believe, because our testimony among you was believed. II Thessalonians 1:1-10 Well I'm certainly glad you added meaning to the passage. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Dopey Report post Posted January 10, 2003 I am a christian and I simply do not believe in a hell... at least not the classic medieval "fire, brimstone and eternal torment" version. And I don't believe at all in an evil counterpart to god. It's my faith that is important to me, not how I interpret a 4000-year old book. Death Angel, what may I ask, is your version of hell? Could you be a little more specific? Like it being more of a metaphor... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Dopey Report post Posted January 10, 2003 Silence. Dark. Void. Nothing. There is no other great torment than having to deal with yourself. Like an outer space with no stars or planets surrounding you... no source of light or energy. Nobody can hear your voice, you can't see. And you're just suspended there, lost. Trapped in continuous motion throughout an infinite void. With nothing else to do but remember your other life... that is, if you are even capable of thought in such a confine. Death Angel, that's pretty brutal. It reminds me of a teacher of mine in bible college. He had a theory that Hell could be very much like a black-hole. Which would, if you were thrown into it, pull your body into this very long (let's say a few hundred thousand miles) thing, and then because of the absence of light you would feel a sick burning sensation. No light, all darkness, pain. Sounds a lot like the biblical accounts. I like what Dr. R.C. Sproul says. Hell or any description of eternal punishment is basicaly an Icon. Just like any icon we see, it is only a representation of the thing it is trying to represent. The only bad thing about that is the fact that it means that it is probably worst than what we see/precieve. I do like the: Silence. Dark. Void. Nothing. <--- there is a lot of truth there. I believe in the biblical hell, but yours is very simular. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest cobainwasmurdered Report post Posted January 10, 2003 Meh. Hell is having to listen to Hole Cd's. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest IDrinkRatsMilk Report post Posted January 10, 2003 At times I yearn to exist in a void. I realize it would get boring over the span of eternity, but I'd enjoy it at first. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest evenflowDDT Report post Posted January 10, 2003 Also no Hell if you're an Atheist. Yea, but there's no nothing if you're an atheist. All dressed up and nowhere to go. I think if all the poor, starving third-world country citizens were atheists instead of strict Catholics/Muslims bound by a fear of hell, they'd kill themselves to end their suffering or just kill everyone and destroy everything in the hopes of surviving better in total anarchy. What I never understood about the idea of hell is why it'd be so bad. You couldn't really feel pain, because to feel requires nerves, and nerves require a body. If it's just your soul it'd have to be only emotional pain, not fire and brimstone. And if it WAS physical pain, you'd eventually get used to it or your nerves would take too many impulses at once and eventually "shut off", sorta like with heroin. As for existing in an empty void, being left with nothing but yourself... when I'm all alone, I hum songs, sing songs, and think of everything that makes me happy, mainly my friends, crushes, and family. I think my memory's not so bad that I could think of them for all eternity without focusing too deeply on the fact that I'll never see any of them again. Not exactly preferable, mind you, but manageable. However, I also have a bad habit of thinking too hard/expecting too much of myself, so it's also very likely that after a few years all of my thinking would be focused on that and the negative. Then it would be hell. But no different than the short periods of "hell" I experience in everyday life. And of course I mean that in as least a depressing way as possible. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Dopey Report post Posted January 10, 2003 Also no Hell if you're an Atheist. Yea, but there's no nothing if you're an atheist. All dressed up and nowhere to go. I think if all the poor, starving third-world country citizens were atheists instead of strict Catholics/Muslims bound by a fear of hell, they'd kill themselves to end their suffering or just kill everyone and destroy everything in the hopes of surviving better in total anarchy. What I never understood about the idea of hell is why it'd be so bad. You couldn't really feel pain, because to feel requires nerves, and nerves require a body. If it's just your soul it'd have to be only emotional pain, not fire and brimstone. And if it WAS physical pain, you'd eventually get used to it or your nerves would take too many impulses at once and eventually "shut off", sorta like with heroin. As for existing in an empty void, being left with nothing but yourself... when I'm all alone, I hum songs, sing songs, and think of everything that makes me happy, mainly my friends, crushes, and family. I think my memory's not so bad that I could think of them for all eternity without focusing too deeply on the fact that I'll never see any of them again. Not exactly preferable, mind you, but manageable. However, I also have a bad habit of thinking too hard/expecting too much of myself, so it's also very likely that after a few years all of my thinking would be focused on that and the negative. Then it would be hell. But no different than the short periods of "hell" I experience in everyday life. And of course I mean that in as least a depressing way as possible. EvenflowDDT, that was a very deep post. Even though I would have to disagree with a couple points, it actually made me think!!! Something most posts on this board do not make me do. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest EL BRUJ0 Report post Posted January 10, 2003 I thought Hell was the abscence of God? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Dopey Report post Posted January 10, 2003 I thought Hell was the abscence of God? El Brujo, I have to go to work soon so this will be brief. ..."for whom is reserved the blackness of darkness forever." Jude 13 ..."And these will go away into everlasting punishment, but the righteous into eternal life." Matt. 25:46 ..."The devil, who deceived them, was cast into the lake of fire and brimstone where the beast and the false prophet are. And they will be tormented day and night forever and ever." Revelation 20:10 Once again these terms are probably symbolic rather than literal, but, if anything the reality will be more than the symbol. The New Testament teaching about hell is meant to appall us and fill us with horror, persuading us that though heaven will be better than we can imagine (1 Cor. 2:9), so hell will be worse than we can dream. Sorry, gotta run for now... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest converge241 Report post Posted January 10, 2003 you know whose going to hell? a person who drives by people visiting a grave and yells "are they still dead or did they get better?" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest godthedog Report post Posted January 11, 2003 Meh. Hell is having to listen to Hole Cd's. looks like i'll be nice and prepared for it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
