The one and only 1/13/03 WWE RAW thread...

[Guest ShamRock]

I hope Storm and Booker have a match like the one they had in WCW.It was great.

 

The rest of the show sounds ghey.

[Guest jester]

Women's Title (Hardcore Rules)

-Victoria © vs. Trish Stratus vs. Jacqueline

 

Jackie jobs, as they vaguely prolong the Trish/Vickie feud.

 

Singles Match:

-Jerry Lawler vs. William Regal

 

Stiff the shit out of him for us, would you William? Thanks.

 

Singles Match:

-Booker T vs. Lance Storm

 

Booker is a singles wrestler. No, he's a tag wrestler. Wait, he's a singles wrestler. Nope, tag. Single. Tag. Single. Tag.

 

 

Tag-Team Match:

-Maven & Test vs. Christopher Nowinski & D'Lo Brown

 

Feel the heat!

 

--More build-up between Triple H and Scott Steiner on the final RAW before Royal Rumble.

 

I'm telling you, Iron Man Sodomy match at Wrestlemania!

 

--Vince McMahon will return, we'll find out if it's for short-term or long-term.

 

Hopefully short.

[Guest AndrewTS]

I hope Storm and Booker have a match like the one they had in WCW.It was great.

 

The rest of the show sounds ghey.

Well, last Raw was gay. Very very gay. "It's Raining Men" gay. Barb Straisand listening, pastel, showtunes-listening, bend-over-and-do-another-man-up-the-ass, limp-wristed gay.

 

Can this one be worse?

[Guest geniusMoment]

Why are the women in a hardcore match? They aren't going to be willing to take any major bumps. The reason why hardcore matches became passe is simple. Hardcore shouldn't mean hitting each other with stupid weapons it should be all about intensity, okay so I stole that from Micks book but I believe its true.

[Guest geniusMoment]

Andrew it can be much worse. A couple of years ago Farah Fawcett came out with a video of her painting using her nude body as the brush. My sources have told me Vince has always been intrigued by this idea so tonight he debuts "Jeff Hardy in BodyPaint"

[Guest AndrewTS]

Andrew it can be much worse. A couple of years ago Farah Fawcett came out with a video of her painting using her nude body as the brush. My sources have told me Vince has always been intrigued by this idea so tonight he debuts "Jeff Hardy in BodyPaint"

I see.

 

....

 

Why can't it be Trish or something like that?

[Guest HartFan86]

I have a feeling tonight's Raw Retro is from about a year ago on Raw.

 

Austin: ...I've offically entered myself for the 2003 Royal Rumble! WHAT? I said I entered next year's Royal Rumble!

 

Smell the buyrate.

[Guest AndrewTS]

I have a feeling tonight's Raw Retro is from about a year ago on Raw.

 

Austin: ...I've offically entered myself for the 2003 Royal Rumble! WHAT? I said I entered next year's Royal Rumble!

 

Smell the buyrate.

Yeah--then they won't deliver.

[Guest AfricanAmerican]

I dont know if any of you watch or just happened to have Star Trek on on TNN, but during the little 1 minute Raw Preview they announced Triple H vs Steiner in a Bench Press Contest to go along with the Womens 3 way, and McMahons visit...

[Guest Eagan469]

I dont know if any of you watch or just happened to have Star Trek on on TNN, but during the little 1 minute Raw Preview they announced Triple H vs Steiner in a Bench Press Contest to go along with the Womens 3 way, and McMahons visit...

ARE YOU SHITTING ME?!?!?!??!

[Guest HartFan86]

A bench press contest......what in the living hell kind of feud is this? Dino Bravo lives!

[LaParkaYourCar 0]

Bench press contest? Didn't they do that with Dino Bravo?

[Guest tpww7]

Boy I'm glad I decided not to buy tickets for Raw tonight.

[Guest Eagan469]

Alright - I've rethought it...

 

Closest chance of HHH dropping 400 lbs. of steel on himself causing serious injury is TONIGHT!

[Guest HartFan86]

Alright, Raw is on the air. I think pretty much I'll be dissapointed unless someone comes back tonight other than Vince....or this show will be a failure in my mind.

[Guest AfricanAmerican]

I dont know if any of you watch or just happened to have Star Trek on on TNN, but during the little 1 minute Raw Preview they announced Triple H vs Steiner in a Bench Press Contest to go along with the Womens 3 way, and McMahons visit...

ARE YOU SHITTING ME?!?!?!??!

I shit you not. There is always a commercial that comes on at around 8:45 when Star Trek is on where they run down a few matches that will happen on Raw, and though im in the next room, I heard JR say that Triple H challenged Steiner to a Bench Press contest.

[Guest DawnBTVS]

I'm praying Booker and Storm get 7 minutes...at most since that's what they'll give us tonight.

[Guest HartFan86]

What happened to Bischoff's jacket? Did he roll around in a sand pit?

[Guest Eagan469]

ref strike = ratings

[Guest jester]

Referee strike? Do not make an angle out of this.

 

I warning you WWE.

[Guest CanadianChris]

Not the striking ref angle agaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaain...

[LaParkaYourCar 0]

No disgruntled workers? Better send everyone but HHH home.

 

Hahahaha did Steiner just cry?

[Guest AfricanAmerican]

and Bischoff confirms...

[Guest wwF1587]

refs on strike

 

bench press contest

 

Thanks HHH

[Guest Eagan469]

PLAY THAT FUCKING MUSIC!

[Paul Stanley 0]

Benchpress contest~! ratings there..

[Guest jester]

The crowd loved the idea of the bench press contest.

 

The WBF lives.

 

Hopefully Steiner and HHH challenge each other to a scrimmage, so we can relive the XFL failure too.

[Guest Gathering Moss]

Don't tell me their using the damn referee strike angle again.

[Guest HartFan86]

Did anyone notice they replaced Nash's 1 second cameo during the opening video to a shot of Steiner?

[Guest tetsubeav]

refs on strike

 

bench press contest

 

Thanks HHH

What does it matter? How often do they need refs anyway with the skits and the contest and crap?