The one and only 1/13/03 WWE RAW thread...

[Guest Will Scarlet]

It is nice to know that there is a bigger jobber than the Hurricane on Raw. Thanks Stevie.

[Guest jester]

So the RVD/Kane/Batista/Y2J is the main event?

 

It'll probably have five minutes like last time.

[Guest BorneAgain]

Bet you ten bucks this lasts 25 minutes and the main event gets 5.

[LaParkaYourCar 0]

We're horrible aren't we? I bet if the Bench Press Bar fell and decapitated HHH we would all be laughing.

[Guest Edwin MacPhisto]

Ugh...and, as usual, the only two guys who are even trying to work moves besides punches and kicks into their match get under 2 minutes and the chance to be a sideshow for Trish/Victoria, the REAL attraction. Sigh.

 

I'm glad I only tuned in now. Sounds like this Raw has sucked, in the fine tradition of Raw.

[Guest DawnBTVS]

*wishes he were as smart as Edwin and tuned in later*

[Guest The Amazing Rando]

History is not doomed to repeat itself...

 

but RAW sucktitude seems to repeat quite oftenly...about once every 7 days or so...

[Guest wwF1587]

id mark like i never have before if HHH got injured...

[Guest tetsubeav]

We're horrible aren't we? I bet if the Bench Press Bar fell and decapitated HHH we would all be laughing.

I don't know about you, but... yeah.

 

Man, and I was such a HHH mark back in the old days too (and by old days, I'm speaking Greenwich Blueblood here).

[Guest HartFan86]

Nathan Jones.

[Guest Will Scarlet]

YEY! Maybe this will mean Nathan Jones will be on Raw!

[Guest DawnBTVS]

Nathan...think you have a strong enough accent? I also marked for Jamie Pressly in the 1-800-Collect commercial...shows how sad tonight's been.

[Guest HartFan86]

What the fuck is this Rumble music? This is new.

[Guest The Amazing Rando]

Nathan Jones.......aka Goldberg version 4

[LaParkaYourCar 0]

Whoa when did the Royal Rumble get a theme song? What is that song?

[Guest BorneAgain]

Unless Nathan Jones has "Tie Me Kangaroo Down" as his theme music, I doubt I'll be interested.

[Guest Will Scarlet]

A wrestling match? Pfft. Give me bench press competition and arm wrestling contests any day!

[Guest jester]

Promoting Smackdown matches on Raw.

 

Reason #454 why the split isn't convincing

[Guest The Amazing Rando]

Maven in the Rumble????

[Guest Spaceman Spiff]

WTF? Maven & Nowinski in RR, but no Helms?

 

Fuck that.

[Guest DawnBTVS]

Tommy Dreamer: The Jobber That Could's also in the Rumble...

[Guest The Amazing Rando]

i want Bradshaw in the Rumble....just so he can Clothesline (from HELL) Jeff Hardy inside out a few times...

[Guest wwF1587]

THANK YOU for announcing the rumble participants... 6 DAYS FROM THE FRICKIN PPV! Idiots.... 3MW are in but Raven and Helms arent... BAH!

[Guest Spaceman Spiff]

Dreamer is too?! No offense to Tommy (who I like), but that's laaaaaaaame...

[Guest jester]

"Die Hardy Die" sign in the crowd!

[Guest HartFan86]

Theme for Royal Rumble: TRUSTcompany - Falling Apart

[Guest The Superstar]

The Royal Rumble theme is from Trust Company...I think it's called "Falling Apart"

[Guest Showstoppa Icon]

any1 know who does the rumble theme?

[LaParkaYourCar 0]

Was that 15 guys in that pic? I've only counted 13 in that pic.

[Guest Choken One]

U can't deny it...Steiner is over.