Smarkdown Predictions

[Guest CED Ordonez]

The Ctrl-C, Ctrl-V prediction card

 

Singles Match

Xero v. Taylor Nicholas Thompson

 

Singles Match

CIA v. Tod deKindes

 

Singles Match

Perfect Bo v. Stryke

 

Triple Threat Hardcore Gamers Title Match

Judge Mental © v. Michael Craven v. Annie Eclectic

 

Singles Match

Mak Francis v. Tom Flesher

 

Triple Threat ICTV Title Match

Orochi © v. Frost v. Danny Williams

 

Non-Title, No DQ Match

H-Ville Thugg v. El Luchadore Magnifico

[Guest Powerplay]

Singles Match

Xero v. Taylor Nicholas Thompson

This is academic. TNT with the big returnee victory.

 

Singles Match

CIA v. Tod deKindes

Arg. Close. I say.... CIA.

 

Singles Match

Perfect Bo v. Stryke

Go Stryke! I fucking mark for you like all hell! GO STRYKE!

 

Triple Threat Hardcore Gamers Title Match

Judge Mental © v. Michael Craven v. Annie Eclectic

God, I hope I do.

 

Singles Match

Mak Francis v. Tom Flesher

Flesher be kicking ass after someone fucked with his cable modem.

 

Triple Threat ICTV Title Match

Orochi © v. Frost v. Danny Williams

Arg. I doubt Orochi writes. So between Frost and Danny.... Aiyyieyie! This can't be any closer. With that...... uh...... *flips coin* Danny.

 

Non-Title, No DQ Match

H-Ville Thugg v. El Luchadore Magnifico

Where the hell is the PPV for this one?! I think... Thugg.

[Guest CED Ordonez]

Singles Match

Xero v. Taylor Nicholas Thompson

Ced says: Welcome back, TNT. He wins if he shows.

 

Singles Match

CIA v. Tod deKindes

Ced says: Should be a nice match. CIA wants a win to carry some momentum into his chance for tag gold while the equation of TdK>MH(v.1) continues to hold true. Tough call, but I'll go with TdK.

 

Singles Match

Perfect Bo v. Stryke

Ced says: BO!!! I'm predicting him to come in angry after jobbing to me on his way out last time and come out with a win.

 

Triple Threat Hardcore Gamers Title Match

Judge Mental © v. Michael Craven v. Annie Eclectic

Ced says: Holy crap! A potential PPV match on paper if I ever saw one. Really hard to choose, but Mental to retain would be my choice.

 

Singles Match

Mak Francis v. Tom Flesher

Ced says: Workrate is tasty...oh and I'll go out on a limb and call the non-finish for this one.

 

Triple Threat ICTV Title Match

Orochi © v. Frost v. Danny Williams

Ced says: The guy that smashed my head into concrete VS The guy that smashed my head with a wheelbarrow VS The guy that smashed my head into a DDR machine. Egad...everybody fucks with my head. Well, I'll just say Williams for the sheer heck of it.

 

Non-Title, No DQ Match

H-Ville Thugg v. El Luchadore Magnifico

Ced says: Interesting premise, but I'm sensing a violent non-finish.

[Guest WrestlingDeacon]

Singles Match

Xero v. Taylor Nicholas Thompson

-That's a snoozer. What are we Thunder now? Joking. If Xero wants to be taken serious, win this. If TNT wants to return with gusto, win this. Good match up for both men to reestablish themselves. I'll go with my little buddy.

WINNER: TNT

 

Singles Match

CIA v. Tod deKindes

-CIA has only been out for a couple weeks, so not a big return really and he had the surprised return on Lockdown. It's said week in and week out, but Tod is the most underrated writer going and should really be higher up the card, but his availability to be booked only every other show or such is really hampering him.

WINNER: TOD

 

Singles Match

Perfect Bo v. Stryke

-Let's keep the Stryke train a rolling. I know Bo has talent, but not much of his last run impressed me enough to think he can start off cold and get a win over someone like Stryke who is always improving and has a hot win under his belt.

WINNER: STRYKE

 

Triple Threat Hardcore Gamers Title Match

Judge Mental © v. Michael Craven v. Annie Eclectic

-I don't see why Ash has to be in this. Get back in line for a title shot. I still think the Annie vs. Judge feud can be very interesting and the proper booking would be to have Judge win here and take a little wind out of Annie's argument that he's not hardcore, leading to a more intense rivarly and hotter blowoff.

WINNER: JUDGE

 

Singles Match

Mak Francis v. Tom Flesher

-Lot of history here and these guys always bring the goods against each other. However, Flesher is red hot and at the top of his game while Mak is still growing and developing, but at a fantastic rate.

WINNER: TOM FLESHER

 

Triple Threat ICTV Title Match

Orochi © v. Frost v. Danny Williams

-I know Orochi is a little AWOL at this time, but never count him out. It will be cool to fight Danny again and he scares me like no one else to write against. Still, I'm feeling more than up for the match and really want the win here. I guaren-damn-tee that it will be close as hell.

 

Non-Title, No DQ Match

H-Ville Thugg v. El Luchadore Magnifico

-Very interesting match up. Seems to exist for the soul purpose of thinking "now wouldn't that be cool," but that's ok. I also know that Thugg will brilliantly weave this match into his current storylines and all will make sense and build to a hot match. I'll side with ELM winning on some sort of dq.

WINNER: ELM

[Guest Edwin MacPhisto]

Singles Match

Xero v. Taylor Nicholas Thompson

--Normally I say "DAMMIT XERO, WIN!", but I have to vote TNT here simply because I was one of about 15 people who yelled at him to return.

 

Singles Match

CIA v. Tod deKindes

--CIA wins if he writes his best. I'm starting to finally get into Tod's character, and I think his best chance here is to really convey his attitude through in-ring action. If he does that well, he'll win. Probably the hardest match to call on the card.

 

Singles Match

Perfect Bo v. Stryke

--Excited to see Bo back, but historically he needs a little time to heat up. Stryke to strike down (ha!) another returnee and move immediately into the US title hunt thereafter, or be a really cool dude and form a tag team with somebody, cause I want some tag wrasslin'.

 

Triple Threat Hardcore Gamers Title Match

Judge Mental © v. Michael Craven v. Annie Eclectic

--I won't count out Annie as a surprise, but I think Judge will hold onto this. A straight up three-way hardcore match will be one hell of a clusterfuck, but Judge will roll on ahead, methinks. That's the verdict. Ha, get it?

 

Singles Match

Mak Francis v. Tom Flesher

--Flesher beats anyone he faces, no matter who it is.

 

Triple Threat ICTV Title Match

Orochi © v. Frost v. Danny Williams

--Toughest call of the night. Neither challenger has lost in quite some time. Thoth has been AWOL, so I'm going to count him out for now and hope he surprises me come showtime. It's a horrendously tough call to make, but I think Frost's character--and writer--will fare better in the three-way environment than Danny, especially since it's going to be three guys all the way, not elimination. Frost is your new ICTV champ.

 

Non-Title, No DQ Match

H-Ville Thugg v. El Luchadore Magnifico

--I think these guys will be doing their best to build up their potential PPV opponents as well as they can here. It's no-DQ, so we can't really have a solve-it-all DQ finish...so I'm predicting Mag, to win reluctantly. Not that I'm reluctant to pick him--the champ will be reluctant to win after what happens. With King setting it up and No DQ being the rule of the day, interference will be happening.

[Guest Drew_K]

Singles Match

Xero v. Taylor Nicholas Thompson

--Welcome back, TNT. Goodnight, Xero. TNT's gonna return in fine form, I think, and hey, it's good to have him back.

 

Singles Match

CIA v. Tod deKindes

--Damn fake Canadian.

 

Singles Match

Perfect Bo v. Stryke

--Ah, and Bo returns to wreak havoc. This is a bit of a toughie to call, but I'm gonna say Stryke, if for no other reason than Bo has some rust to work off still.

 

Triple Threat Hardcore Gamers Title Match

Judge Mental © v. Michael Craven v. Annie Eclectic

--I'm hoping Annie wins this one for Carnie Pride~!, but I would be loathe to count out Judge Mental, or Ash's surprising hardcore skills. I suppose I should say Craven now, but he really needs to differentiate himself, step away from the pokemon character and really establish Craven's motivations. With his uncertainty, I'm gonna say this is a tossup between Annie and the Judge, and say Annie cause hey, I gotta.

 

Singles Match

Mak Francis v. Tom Flesher

--Damn, Mak, good buddy. I was hoping we could both get wins going into tag contendership. Write your best, and good luck. Please don't be offended when I say this is Taamo's match.

 

Triple Threat ICTV Title Match

Orochi © v. Frost v. Danny Williams

--Oooh, nice matchup. I'm sure Orochi has the skills to hold onto this one, if he gives it his best, but I have this strange feeling he won't, so he's out. That leaves me with Danny and Frost. Shee-it. I ain't no psychic. Let's pick Frost, just because.

 

Non-Title, No DQ Match

H-Ville Thugg v. El Luchadore Magnifico

--Once more, I take joy in the CIA pick. My most wondrous creation saves me from a tough call once more.

[Guest midnight_burn]

Prediction-related fun.

 

Singles Match

Xero v. Taylor Nicholas Thompson

->TNT to return with a bang, though Xero has a great chance to pounce on a probably rusty TNT and get the win.

 

Singles Match

CIA v. Tod deKindes

-> I'll go with CIA to get a win leading up to his Tag Title shot, though Tod is good enough to beat anyone, and this will no doubt be very close.

 

Singles Match

Perfect Bo v. Stryke

-> This certainly won't be easy, when Bo is on he's as good as anyone, so i'll definately have to pull out smoething good to even have a hope of winning here. I'll certainly give it a shot though.

 

Triple Threat Hardcore Gamers Title Match

Judge Mental © v. Michael Craven v. Annie Eclectic

-> Judge just got his first taste of SWF gold, and i don't think he's going to won't to part with it this soon, Judge to retain.

 

Singles Match

Mak Francis v. Tom Flesher

-> Mak Francis to win.

 

Triple Threat ICTV Title Match

Orochi © v. Frost v. Danny Williams

-> A new champ here, Frost and Danny are writing as well as anyone at the moment. Hard to choose, but i'll go with Frost, for no reasopn in particular.

 

Non-Title, No DQ Match

H-Ville Thugg v. El Luchadore Magnifico

-> Thugg to win in a super close match.

[Guest Ace309]

THE SUPERIOR NONSEQUITUR PREDICTIONS

 

Singles Match

Xero v. Taylor Nicholas Thompson

- TNT, because he's TNT, and Disco Stu doesn't advertise.

 

Singles Match

CIA v. Tod deKindes

- A priest, a rabbi and CIA.

 

Singles Match

Perfect Bo v. Stryke

- Bo sets the alarm.

 

Triple Threat Hardcore Gamers Title Match

Judge Mental © v. Michael Craven v. Annie Eclectic

- I want to tag with Judge Mental someday.

 

Singles Match

Mak Francis v. Tom Flesher

- No prediction

 

Triple Threat ICTV Title Match

Orochi © v. Frost v. Danny Williams

- Ye gods. Don't do this to me.

 

Non-Title, No DQ Match

H-Ville Thugg v. El Luchadore Magnifico

- We're gonna give this the Drew Kelk NonPrediction of the Night.

[Guest kelloggs]

These picks are Franchisable as always...

 

Singles Match

Xero v. Taylor Nicholas Thompson

TNT should win this, but I swear one time Xero will actually decide he feels like writing and win one of these matches.

 

Singles Match

CIA v. Tod deKindes

 

Second closest match on the card. And I have to go with the carnie cause one of us needs a win going into the Tag title shot... it's logicial booking.

 

Singles Match

Perfect Bo v. Stryke

 

I'm a stryke mark. Bo while talented has rust so you do the math.

 

Triple Threat Hardcore Gamers Title Match

Judge Mental © v. Michael Craven v. Annie Eclectic

 

Judge if only to further the Annie feud

 

Singles Match

Mak Francis v. Tom Flesher

 

::sigh:: Believe in me Edwin, Frost, CIA... anybody except Stryke and to an extent Ced... if you do, in his match he might only dodge 4 of my Yakuza kicks instead of 5, the bastard.

 

Triple Threat ICTV Title Match

Orochi © v. Frost v. Danny Williams

 

Thoth isn't feelin' it (the writing thing) so it comes down to the Magnificent 2. I really would say Danny, but he HATES these matches and Frost can work with ALMOST anything and produce the quality. The Velvet Hammer unless Danny starts liking this kind of match in the next few days.

 

Non-Title, No DQ Match

H-Ville Thugg v. El Luchadore Magnifico

 

Pfft... find CIA's post, scroll down, rinse, repeat

[Guest redbaron51]

my motivation to write with a virus leaving me to install corel one too many times is a pain in the ass...

 

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