I might be talking to Undertaker right now online

[Guest ConchairtoHead]

..and Rey Misterio's...

[Guest MarvinisaLunatic]

Wait a second..

 

How is it WWF Undertaker..??

 

Someone call the pandas! lol

[Guest Quik]

Guys! I just talked to the Undertaker!

 

Quik: Oh my God! Is this really the Undertaker?

 

WWFUndertaker: Yes. Rest.... In.... Peace. I mean, respect the dead man.

 

Quik: Wow. Are you really coming back for the rumble?

 

WWFUndertaker: At the Royal Rumble, the ministry of darkness will reveal a higher pow-- I mean, Big Evil is gonna ride his bike into the arena and kick some ass.

 

Quik: So, will you be the Dead man, or the Biker?

 

WWFUndertaker: I will embalm Steve Austin-- I mean, I will squash Jeff Hardy in order to lend him credibility.

 

Quik: You can't be serious.

 

WWFUndertaker: I raised his hand, didn't I?

 

Quik: Anyway, this was fun. Good luck at the Rumble, Dead Man.

 

WWFUndertaker: Yokozuna will rest... in... peace, until every heel in the company beats the shit out of me, which will cause me to morph into Marty Janetty and ascend to heaven.

 

Quik: Are you high?

 

WWFUndertaker: Maybe.