SWF Storm Card (March 14/2002)

[Guest BA_Baracus]

PROMO (Stubby P. McWeed);

"I love the smell of new card in the morning!

 

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Show: SWF Storm

Date: March 14, 2002

Arena: The Corel Centre in Ottawa, Ontario, Canada!

Due date: March 14, 2002 at 12PM (noon) board time.  Note:  This is a Thursday!  Got it?  Hand matches in on Thursday!

 

HARDCORE MATCH FOR THE HARCORE TITLE #1 CONTENDERSHIP

Mistress Sarah vs. Longdogger Pete

- These two have history from way back in the JL (as is my understanding).  Pete wants a shot at the Boston Strangler’s hardcore title, but he’ll have to beat 2-time hardcore champ Mistress Sarah to do it…

Match Description – Regular DQ and count-out rules are not in effect.  Pinfalls, submissions and knockouts count anywhere within the arena.

Word Limit: 4000 words

Send to: BA_Baracus

 

SINGLES MATCH

Spider Nekura vs. The Boston Strangler

- On Storm some mis-timed interference by Strangler caused Spider to lose to the Hville Thugg via DQ.  Later in the show the Enlightenment attacked Strangler and Spider was late with the save.  Tension between Strangler and the rest of the Clan had been building for a while and this was the final straw.  Strangler nailed Spider with his finisher and left him lying in the ring.  Spider has asked for this match so he can teach the rebellious new Clan member the error of his ways…

Word Limit: 4000 words

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ICTV TITLE MATCH

Edwin MacPhisto © vs. The Prophet

- Around a week ago the Prophet defeated Spider Nekura to become the ICTV #1 contender, while on the same show MacPhisto beat Thoth to retain the belt.  Wanting to get this over with as soon as possible, McWeed has booked the match for Storm…

Word Limit: 5000 words

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SINGLES MATCH

Mark Stevens vs. Sacred

- Sacred had Xstasy beat in the main even of last week’s Storm, but Mark Stevens distracted the ref, broking up the pin.  Needless to say Sacred wasn’t happy about that, so these two will face each other this Thursday!

Word Limit: 5000 words

Send to: outcast11

 

LAST MAN STANDING MATCH

Hville Thugg vs. Xstasy

- These two have been in a steadily escalating feud and will face each other (as well as Mark Stevens) in a 3-way heavyweight title match on the next PPV.  Who will be able to draw first blood as the title match approaches?

Match Description – DQ and count-out rules are in effect.  The only way to win is to knock your opponent down for the 10-count within the ring.

Word Limit: 7000 words

Send to: BA_Baracus

 

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Mothernature says, Thursday!"

[Guest Muzz]

Haha, we meet again Mark.

 

Nice looking card there. Singles matches, which is good to see.

[Guest Edwin MacPhisto]

Booyah.  Yay for this match being now.  The first time I've ever faced any version of Outcast, so this should be pretty cool.

 

Also, Mark versus Sacred?  13TH HOUR REMATCH!  Heh heh heh.  It took a year to get them back in the same ring, but it's happened.  Should be hot hot hot, and my pick for all-out match of the night.

 

It's beginning to smell a lot like pay per view, eeeeverywhere you goooo...

[Guest TheBostonStrangler]

*swallows nervously*

 

Um...Spider....I didn't mean it! Please, for the love of God, don't kill me!

 

Anyway, nice looking card, Stubby. And lots of time to write...this is nice.

[Guest HVilleThugg]

I'm a bit confused...a LMS match where you can be DQed and counted out???  That's going to be very weird...and difficult to write.  I'm just double checking to make sure you meant to make it that way.

 

Stevens vs Sacred looks to be huge and I'll be marking out for it.  Also, ProphetCast vs Edwin is going to be good as well.  This show is going to rock...

 

Da "last man standing" H

[Guest Spider_Nekura]

Nice card.

 

I'll be able to write for this one. I promise...

[Guest Tyler McClelland]

The latest, and I mean absolute drop dead, I have ebola and I need to find a cure before I can write my match latest, extension I can give you for this show is 2:00 PM board time on Thursday. I'm going to be leaving on Friday morning for a College visit, and I don't plan on being up really late marking matches on Thursday night.

 

You have five days to write. Use them.

[Guest BA_Baracus]

PROMO (Stubby P. McWeed);

"Yup Thugg...

 

...it's a regular match with all the DQs, but you have to knock your opponent out to win.

 

We wouldn't want to make things to easy on you.

 

Mothernatures says, yeah..."

[Guest Edwin MacPhisto]

Easy on Thugg?  X is going to be the one with the problems.  At least Thugg is big n' fat.  He could at least maybe fall on X.  

 

FAT THUGG!  Ee heehee, mischief.

[Guest HVilleThugg]

Ahhh, the loveable, hugable Edwin.  Come, give ol' HVT a big hug....

 

::Edwin runs...HVT chases...HVT gets winded...HVT falls down...Edwin laughs...HVT grabs Edwin...HVT gives Edwin a massive hug!::

 

Awwww...aren't you cute...I could just hug you and hug you and hug you...

 

<Edwin> ummmm...dude....ummm...help

 

::HVT gets tapped on the shoulder...it's the PANDA!::

 

<Panda> Excuse me, I think that's gimmick infringement...now please, let go of my Edwin.  It's my turn.

 

Oh, sorry man...

 

::Hugs the Panda!::

 

Da "full of hugs today" H

[Guest BA_Baracus]

PROMO (Stubby P. McWeed);

"Thugg's full of hugs?

 

I'm afraid.

 

Very afraid.

 

Mothernature likes hugs..."

[Guest Thoth]

(Y) @ Not being booked... lets me catch up on promos.

 

Umm...

 

+1

[Guest Perfect_Bo]

Yo X, beat his fat ass from here to across the street and shit...  Fuck that mother fucker up...  Fuck him the fuck up..  Fuck, Fuck, FUck...  Shit, what the fuck is my fuckin problem?  

 

X, beat his ass man...

 

FUCK

[Guest Beingz0wningj00]

I suppose I should do my homework... nah!

 

 

 

I'll do that essay finally.