Storm card for Thursday Jan. 23!!!

[Guest Suicide King]

SWF Storm! - January 23, 2003

Live from the Mobile Civic Center in Mobile, Alabama!

Matches are due at 5pm Eastern time, and since you’re getting extra time for this one, no extensions.

Send all marked matches and promos to : TheBostonStrangler

 

This is the last show before Clusterfuck kids, so get your stuff in order. You’ll have over a week to write that beast, so I want at least a 50% attendance rate for it. More importantly you'll have 6 days to write for this show, so a no-show would be, how to say it, DISASTROUS for your career.

 

Over-The-Top-Rope Elimination Battle Royal

CIA v. Alex Zenon v. Tod deKindes v. Xero v. TNT

The Commish wants a quality Clusterfuck this year, so let’s give the kids a warm-up! And to sweeten the deal, the winner will be granted his choice of entry number in the Clusterfuck! And I swear to God that I had this idea before I saw Raw…

Rules: You go over the top rope, both feet touch the floor, you’re gone.

Send to: Grand Slam

Word Limit: 6000

 

Singles Match

X v. Perfect Bo

King does not like X. Oh no he does not! He would like X to be maimed savagely, yes he would! To this end X will wrestle his old Poundmate, Perfect Bo, and HVT is barred from ringside!! Bo’s instructions? If X can’t walk he can’t win the Clusterfuck, and if he can’t walk he certainly can’t interfere with your ass-kicking of that Wanksta Thugg.

Rules: Standard Rules, DQ/Countout in effect. No HVT.

Send to: chirs3

Word Limit: 4500

 

Singles Match

Stryke v. Hville Thugg

Stryke has been on fire the last two matches, defeating returning veterans X and Perfect Bo. Time for him to try on the angriest black man of them all! The Commish has the utmost faith in Stryke, but will that be enough to derail this locomotive? It had better be... because Thugg is just a great big pussy now, as we all know.

Rules: Standard

Send to: TheBostonStrangler

Word Limit: 5500

 

Six Man Tag Match

Judge Mental, Danny Williams, & Tom Flesher v. Annie Eclectic, Mak Francis, and El Luchador Magnifico

Special Guest Commentator: Frost

Tom booked it and King liked it, though the Commish grows a little concerned over the attitude displayed by his workers recently… to show that his is the final word, there will be a special guest commentator at ringside who might help, or he might hurt… FROST!!! As long as the good guys lose, everybody wins. You don’t think this match will end with massive run-ins, do you? J

Rules: Standard Tag, but with more people.

Send to: Suicide King

Word Limit: 6000

[Guest Ace309]

Well geez. If I'd known you had to change something, I would have asked for a six-man ASSASSINATE THE POPE match.

[Guest Suicide King]

Stipulation granted. It is now a Six Man Kill the Gopher from Caddyshack match.

[Guest 5_moves_of_doom]

Well fuck, then.

[Guest midnight_burn]

Holy crap...

 

Well, i'll certainly need a miracle here.

[Guest Suicide King]

By the way, there will be a promo on the show from yours truly explaining the clusterfuck and adding some... spice... to it.

 

Heh heh heh...

[Guest 5_moves_of_doom]

By the way, there will be a promo on the show from yours truly explaining the clusterfuck and adding some... spice... to it.

 

Heh heh heh...

...

 

Oh no.

[Guest Tod deKindes]

...

 

Oh no.

Is Brick in the CF match?

[Guest 5_moves_of_doom]

Is Brick in the CF match?

...I hate you.

[Guest Edwin MacPhisto]

Damn it King, I told you that you couldn't enter me, even if you DID give me chili pepper to rub on my penis.

 

Nothing spicy to see here, folks. Drive on through.

[Guest 5_moves_of_doom]

Damn it King, I told you that you couldn't enter me, even if you DID give me chili pepper to rub on my penis.

Dammit, I'm suddenly getting all of Edwin's movie references, and it's not only weird, but quite eerie, too.

[Guest HVilleThugg]

Freak.

 

Da "talking to all of you" H

[Guest Edwin MacPhisto]

...that was a movie reference?

 

God, I kick ass even when I'm not trying.

[Guest Insanityman]

Well, I was disturbed before... but even more disturbed when Edwin denies it being a movie reference. Anywho, awesome card and I really look forward to King's spice to the CF.

[Guest HVilleThugg]

IL smells like boobies.

 

Da "so damn tired" H

[Guest Ace309]

Ugh.

 

So... very... cold....

[Guest WrestlingDeacon]

I think the chili pepper thing is from Wonder Boys. When the janitor is driving Grady home and he's got the kid's backpack with Errol Flynn's bio. The janitor starts asking him about Flynn rumors and Grady starts making stuff up like him rubbing chili peppers on his dick.

[Guest 5_moves_of_doom]

I think the chili pepper thing is from Wonder Boys. When the janitor is driving Grady home and he's got the kid's backpack with Errol Flynn's bio. The janitor starts asking him about Flynn rumors and Grady starts making stuff up like him rubbing chili peppers on his dick.

Yep, 'tis true.

[Guest Ace309]

Nobody asked you, TNT.

 

... oh, wait.

[Guest Suicide King]

Just so everyone knows, the CLusterfuck card will go up Friday morning.

[Guest Perfect_Bo]

Oh Thank you...this will give me time to do my Promo about Clusterfuck (And King, please read the Promo)

[Guest Suicide King]

I try to read all the promos. Although if there is something storyline related you also want me to know you might want to PM me in addition.

[Guest Ace309]

Sorry, folks. The show's probably going to be a little late, and it's entirely my fault for not finishing my part of the match and making my final edit last night. I ended up scrambling when I got home, so... sorry.

[Guest Tod deKindes]

My match is at an awesomely dead-on 6000 words.

 

In the words of Winston Churchill:

 

Booyah.

 

[Guest HVilleThugg]

Despite life's prolonged effort to make me no show, I did manage to get a match only a few minutes after the deadline. Mine was also dead on, 5,500 words. I sure could have used a few more though...but then I probably wouldn't have showed if it was much longer.

 

Da "stupid real life" H

[Guest 5_moves_of_doom]

I failed.

 

More than usual, I mean.