The One and Only RAW Thread for 1/20/03

[Guest BorneAgain]

Well its better than I thought it would be, but still no bombshell.

[Guest AndrewTS]

WWE: We want you to pay for an interview at the PPV.

[Guest Lil Naitch]

well, that sucked

[Guest BorneAgain]

WWE: We want you to pay for an interview at the PPV.

And buy the newest Raw Magazine.

[Guest Mr Monday Night]

WHY?! WHY MUST I PAY 30 DOLLARS TO SEE AUSTIN?!

[Guest Spaceman Spiff]

So.........Austin's coming back to write the JR Report?

[Guest BorneAgain]

So.........Austin's coming back to write the JR Report?

Perhaps we'll finally see that Steve Austin BBQ sauce then.

[Guest Jobber of the Week]

WHY?! WHY MUST I PAY 30 DOLLARS TO SEE AUSTIN?!

You won't even see Austin, I'm betting. Bait-and-Switch.

[Guest Human Fly]

It would've been better if he just came out sometime. The roof would've been blown off. This will pop buyrates though, and that's all they care about right now.

[Guest RepoMan]

So.........Austin's coming back to write the JR Report?

They actually were ment to say he was going to be in WWE magazine so he's going to be writing Tales from the Turnbuckle.

[Conspiracy_Victim 0]

Oh please this isn't a bombshell JR. More like a little BB pellet.

[Guest HartFan86]

I've got a feeling we get Goldberg instead of Austin, which I hope the fans give Goldberg the Boston Steiner treatment.

[Guest AndrewTS]

WHY?! WHY MUST I PAY 30 DOLLARS TO SEE AUSTIN?!

You won't even see Austin, I'm betting. Bait-and-Switch.

And they wonder why buyrates are down.

[Conspiracy_Victim 0]

BookDust vs... Geez do we have another heel team? Must be 3MW.

 

Yep.

[Guest Jobber of the Week]

3 Count with Rico? :confused:

[Guest HartFan86]

LOL....JR JUST SAID 3 COUNT

[Guest Lil Naitch]

speaking of Suck

[Guest Ram]

If this were 1998 WWF, Austin would run in on the main event.

 

But this is 2002 WWE. Austin probably won't even show up when expected, let alone unexpected. *sigh*

[Guest Vyce]

JR just called Rosie & Jamal "3 Count".

 

Yes, Jim, they DO look like two talented cruiserweights. The resemblance is uncanny.

[Rob E Dangerously 0]

Now.. Rico, Rosey and Jamal as Three Count = ratings

 

and cheers to Rocky Lesnar

[Guest TheHulkster]

Imagine JR's fat ass deer hunting with Stone Cold

[Guest Human Fly]

Why haven't we seen Jericho yet tonight? He'd better get promo time.

[Guest RepoMan]

I'd mark like a little girl if 3 count reformed.

[Guest Jobber of the Week]

I'd mark like a little girl if 3 count reformed.

I'd have to puke until my lungs fell out.

 

That reformation would do nothing for nobody.

[Conspiracy_Victim 0]

Oh goody Jericho gets a match against Test. Wonder how that'll turn out.

 

Man the crowd is dead now. Can't really say as I blame them either.

[Guest AndrewTS]

"Shawn Mikers."

 

Oh, and JR called 3MW 3 Count.

 

Geez--he gets worse and worse...

[Guest Vyce]

Jericho vs. Test later tonight? Let's see if they take my advice from the Rumble thread of having Jericho absolutely squash and destroy Test.

 

Knowing the WWE, they'll job out Jericho to the hoss one night after Chris gives an incredible performance that (IMO) singlehandedly made the Rumble match good.

[Guest Jobber of the Week]

I just realized something.

 

 

Absolutely NOTHING in the way of Jericho/Shawn tonight.

 

EDIT: And as soon as I think about that, they announce a match.

[Guest RepoMan]

I'd mark like a little girl if 3 count reformed.

I'd have to puke until my lungs fell out.

 

That reformation would do nothing for nobody.

Your right it wouldn't do anything for them, but 3 Count ruled. Guss it's good I'm not a booker.

[Guest tetsubeav]

"He got up and down a number of times and I bet for someone that size it's taxing" - Yeah, makes sense to keep hiring guys that GET WINDED BY FUCKING STANDING UP!