Your Stranded on a Desert Island

[Guest Vern Gagne]

You get to bring 3 items what are they?

 

A Knife

A crate full of Penicillian

The Bible

[Guest snuffbox]

Would a fully-employed whorehouse count as 1 item?

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

Some food, a guitar, and a slut.

[Guest EQ]

A huge knife

Something to keep it sharp

CELL PHONE!

[EL DANDY~! 0]

The Playboy Mansion (and yes, it can be arranged)

Fort Knox (and yes, it can be arranged)

and Gilligan...cuz since I would be stranded, I know he'd entertain me

[Guest geniusMoment]

That depends on wether or not the island has a fresh water supply and some type of food growing on it.

[Guest RobJohnstone]

That depends on wether or not the island has a fresh water supply and some type of food growing on it.

yes it does, but let's say the water is fine and there is plenty of plant life to harvest food from. My 3 things would be

 

1. Bible

2. Knife

3. Toothbrush ( I am pretty anal about keeping my teeth cleen)

 

--Rob

[Guest The Old Me]

If there is fresh water and place to harvest food, than I bring my daughter, 1 thing of her choosing, and uh...marijuana.

[Guest Respect The 'Taker]

Considering i had fresh water and food there...

 

1. Toothbrush (I couldn't be more with you on this one Rob)

2. BIG stereosystem, accompanied with GNR, Michael Jackson & Van Halen CD's (Ah..the 80's)

3. A hooker willing to accept rainchecks

 

UYI - Perfecting the moonwalk

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

Ok, if there's food, then I'd bring a really big bag of seedy dope, and start my own crop. Fuck, if I'm stranded there forever, I won't have anything that constructive to do, so why not master the fine art of horticulture and create an extremely potent tropical hybrid of grass?

 

Everything else can be fashioned from coconuts.

[Guest The Old Me]

I'd bring a really big bag of seedy dope, and start my own crop.

Normally, I'd laugh at the seedy part, but in this case, the more seedy the better.

[Guest Respect The 'Taker]

Drugs...are....bad

[Guest The Old Me]

Drugs...are....bad

So is smog, fast food and a number of other things. If I'm STRANDED on an island the rest of my life, you better believe I'm doing drugs, and so should YOU kids.

[Guest Ravenbomb]

1. the holodeck from Star Trek

 

2. a loyal army of prostitutes

 

3. a yacht fully equipped with 80" plasma screen TV with 5-DVD changer/player (all regions and PAL/NTSC) with all my DVDs and the ones that I want, walk-in refridgerator, satellite dish and and tons of fuel and food and pot(that should all count as one thing since it's all on the yacht)

[Guest IDrinkRatsMilk]

1) sex

2) drugs

3) rock and roll

[Guest The Old Me]

1) sex

2) drugs

3) rock and roll

Good choices.

[Guest Sassquatch]

1. Ginger

2. Marianne

3. Mrs.Howell (kinky old bitch)

[Guest EQ]

Fort Knox (and yes, it can be arranged)

What good would Fort Knox do you? (or any kind of money for that matter)

[EL DANDY~! 0]

Sass...

 

no Kenta, Stan, and "LARIATOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO?"

 

Disappointed...

[Guest Sassquatch]

Sass...

 

no Kenta, Stan, and "LARIATOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO?"

 

Disappointed...

 

Fuck that.

 

Why would I want to have a smelly, far sighted Texan and a nutty adrenaline junkie when I can have the tender touch of an 80 year old mistress along with her two hot friends?

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

Drugs...are....bad

Says the fan of GnR...

 

 

1. The complete works Of Tolkein

2. Weed

3. a boat

[Guest Vern Gagne]

and Gilligan...cuz since I would be stranded, I know he'd entertain me

Why not bring Ginger or Mary Anne, or even the Professor he could make a radio out of coconut shells.

[Guest Lord of The Curry]

1. My best friend Amber

 

2. The complete works of Tolkien as well ( Me and CWM would be the nerd islands)

 

3. A monkey, whom I would train to be my loyal butler

[Guest MarvinisaLunatic]

Cell phone would do no good..if you can't get decent service on most parts of the US mainland, how could you expect to get service on a deserted island (without one of those $50,000 satelite phone things..)

 

about the toothbrush..you could just use your finger and save an item

 

I would want:

 

1) A large spool of rope (you can do a lot of stuff with rope..)

2) I swiss army knife (theres a ton of stuff you can do with one..)

3) A lighter for fire/heat/cooking/light/scare off animals/make smoke signals/boil water to drink (make it one of the big ones that comes with a lot of lighter fluid and it be full)

[Guest IDrinkRatsMilk]

In the same post you say a toothbrush is unnecersary, but want a lighter. There's lots of ways to make fire... rub sticks, bang rocks together. In fact, since you've already got a swiss army knife, that should have a magnifying glass.

[Guest RobJohnstone]

indeed, you don't need to be a boyscout to know how to make fire rather easily. Now nothing substitutes for a toothbrush, even with no toothpaste, the brushes on it will still clear off alot of gook and stuff on your teeth, god knows what your gonna have to eat there. Your finger just would not do the job.

 

--Rob

 

--Rob

[Guest EQ]

Cell phone would do no good..if you can't get decent service on most parts of the US mainland, how could you expect to get service on a deserted island (without one of those $50,000 satelite phone things..)

Ok, so I change it to a cell phone complete with one of those $50,000 satellite things =P (it still counts as one item)

[Guest Angle-plex]

A Clown, an elephant, and a pig.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

Agnes' big top island...

[Guest ElectricRaccoon]

1. A pair of skates

2. Promotional video tapes

3. A volleyball

 

Unless Hollywood has misled me, not only is that enough to survive, it's enough for me to make it back to civilization, too.