IMPORTANT SJL ANNOUNCEMENT!

[Guest TheBostonStrangler]

Before we begin, stop crying: I'm not the one leaving. I'll pause for a second while you all relax, stop crying, and just chill out.

 

 

 

 

 

 

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OK. Now that we're ready to move on, I have an important announcement to make. As has been mentioned recently, there will be bumps to the SWF for the Clusterfuck PPV. Therefore, Malice in Wonderland will be the final SJL match for a few selected superstars? Who might those superstars be, you ask? Well, without further "Apu"...

 

Apu: I have been zinged and I love it!

 

...I bring to you your next SWF jobbers!

 

 

Ejiro Fasaki

 

Fugue

 

Johnny "The Barracuda" Dangerous

 

Wildchild

 

 

The SJL will truly miss these four men. Ejiro and Wildchild have truly put on an angle for the ages, and Johnny and Fugue have put on an angle that's been just as entertaining. The war between the Junior M7 and Wild and Dangerous Nights was entertaining as well, and will be missed. I wish these four the best of luck in the SWF. It's been a pleasure running your lives down here, and I'll still get the chance to book you up there too. So enjoy, good luck with your matches at Malice in Wonderland, and good luck at Clusterfuck as well, where you shall provide either..

 

A. Cannon fodder for SWF legends such as Xero

 

...or...

 

B. An easy way to eliminate Jay Dawg, whether he's there or not, further humiliating that little bitch

 

...or...

 

C. An upset so spectacular that people will finally stop giving Ash credit for the biggest accomplishment of his career.

 

Anyways, I'm rambling. Enjoy the WF, boys. It's a blast.

[Guest Ace309]

Let the M7 Hazing commence!

[Guest Longdogger_Pete]

Congratulations to four of you on a well-deserved promotion to the SWF roster, and good luck in the Clusterfuck...

 

 

...you're going to need it.

[Guest Suicide King]

Bravo.

 

Gentlemen... you're mine now.

[Guest Powerplay]

I'm just thankful that all 4 of you guys got picked up, rather than 3 and one guy getting left behind. Rock on, guys, rock on.

[Guest 5_moves_of_doom]

Who?

[Guest realitycheck]

TNT, stop spamming.

 

WC, Ejiro, Fugue, Johnny... hats off to all of you. You havingz earned it, yo.

 

-Z

[Guest 5_moves_of_doom]

TNT, stop spamming.

Oh, okay.

 

+1!!

[Guest Tod deKindes]

JL's gonna need some people.

 

I move for sending TNT back there.

[Guest 5_moves_of_doom]

JL's gonna need some people.

 

I move for sending TNT back there.

Already tried that, Todski.

 

Didn't work.

[Guest Edwin MacPhisto]

OMG~!

 

20 man Clusterfuck!

 

Risin' JL superstars!

 

Congrats, kids!

[Guest Crowe]

Congrats to the four men, I am disappointed that I will never get a JL match against you guys. Looks like I'm gonna have to work my ass off to get to the WF and battle ya then.

[Guest Dace59]

Congrats to all of you.

[Guest Insanityman]

You guys have no clue how happy I am you all got bumped instead of just three. Have a damn good time in the SWF and huge congrats.

[Guest Goodear]

Thanks for all the well wishing guys, it was a blast working with all of you and I'm sure that we'll get that chance again when you all get moved up. I'm planning on a little going away present thing for everyone leading up to the PPV. Soooo get ready!

[Guest Ace309]

Dammit, Ejiro, you're not allowed to talk until the hazing's over.

 

Now go suck Frost's dick.

[Guest WrestlingDeacon]

I have the Memphis Eel to do that Tom, so all the newbies can get in line.

 

Welcome aboard the job train fellows, ask Xero to show you to the club car.

[Secret Agent 0]

I must echo Ejiro's gratitude as well. Thanks for the well wishing it's been one hell of a ride, and pretty damn fun this time too. IL, I know exactly what you mean on all four going. For a moment when they told me the original three I thought Wildchild got lost in the shuffel. Guess they had to sneak in a surprise.

 

Anywho, I shall be waiting all of you to arrive soon in the WF.

 

-Johnny Dangerous

[Guest Dace59]

Johnny, do me a favour and kick Tom's ass in the WF.

[Secret Agent 0]

I already pinned him for a three count in chat once, Dace.

[Guest Ace309]

Yeah, but I was AFK.

[Guest kelloggs]

::scurries in::

 

/me hits a Fishermansbustah~!

 

/me pins...

 

ONE!

 

TWO!

 

T

H

R

E

E!

 

::scurries out::

[Guest 5_moves_of_doom]

I am now officially challenging Wildchild to a Flaming Scaffhold Ironman Match.

 

- Taylor "Get Ready to Die Motherfucker" Thompson

[Guest Listen2Reason]

 

Just...

 

That's all I have to say.

[Guest Ace309]

I'm so dumping the rest of M7 so I can use Fug'jiro as my six-man partners.

 

... well, no, not really, but we need a 10-man tag on a PPV, and soon.

[Guest HollywoodSpikeJenkins]

*applaud*

 

 

Congrats guys. I'll see you guys soon.

[Guest Grand Slam]

As the third wheel of the SWF Booking triumverate, I also wanted to offer my congratulations to the bumpees. I remember the day I was bumped for a PPV. It was a great feeling to think that I had improved enough to work the "SWF Style", which at the time was far more serious than the JL.

 

All four of you have busted your asses and worked hard to get to the top of the JL, and I can see all of you pushing your way up the card in the WF.

 

Again... congrats, and I hope to see you on a card of mine soon.

 

- Da "giving them false confidence before feeding them to Thugg" Slam

[Guest SupaTaft]

*applaud*

 

 

Congrats guys. I'll see you guys soon.

Yeah you'll see them soon all right.

 

When you read Clusterfuck on Sunday morning.

 

And that'll be it.

 

-Taft

[Guest HollywoodSpikeJenkins]

Ummm Fuck You.

[Guest Muzz]

Yeah Spike, Thor owns you, that's why he's the next to be bumped...

 

Well, the next JL world champion...

 

Euro...

 

Oh wait, HE'S NOT EVEN IN THE JL.