Guest SP-1 Report post Posted January 24, 2003 ohhhh, not my kind of Uno. No, sir. We once had a guy had to draw 20-something cards because of our altered rules. Tops Uno kills Dominos. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Yuna_Firerose 0 Report post Posted January 24, 2003 Okay, I'd like to clarify one LAST time... "megan" is NOT me, and it's NOT the gal I talk with. Case in point, "megan"....what is your site address? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest cobainwasmurdered Report post Posted January 24, 2003 No one gives a fuck about megan OR you. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Amazing Rando Report post Posted January 24, 2003 Yuna...do you want us to give a shit? ::takes a big healthy poo, wraps it up in a nice box with a big bow on it and gives it to Yuna:: There...I gave a shit... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Kinetic Report post Posted January 24, 2003 Goddamned cock fucking piss shitter horseshit motherfuck asshole cockface fuckhead bullshit. Motherfucking son of a bitching cock-sucking bullshit fuckface bastard ass dogshit motherfuck. Rimjob assfucked piss shitting fuckheaded bullshit motherfucking bastard dickhead assfaced cocksucking motherfucking bullshit. Christ fucking goddamn jive ass turkey bullshit motherfuck. And so on. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest hardyz1 Report post Posted January 24, 2003 That's from Shakespeare isn't it? King Lear? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Flying Dutchman Report post Posted January 24, 2003 No, that's Hamlet. Act 5, Scene 2. HAMLET O, I die, Horatio; The potent poison quite o'er-crows my spirit: I cannot live to hear the news from England; But I do prophesy the election lights On Fortinbras: he has my dying voice; So tell him, with the occurrents, more and less, Which have solicited. The rest is silence. Dies HORATIO Goddamned cock fucking piss shitter horseshit motherfuck asshole cockface fuckhead bullshit. Motherfucking son of a bitching cock-sucking bullshit fuckface bastard ass dogshit motherfuck. Rimjob assfucked piss shitting fuckheaded bullshit motherfucking bastard dickhead assfaced cocksucking motherfucking bullshit. Christ fucking goddamn jive ass turkey bullshit motherfuck. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest evenflowDDT Report post Posted January 24, 2003 Uno doesn't inspire the same kind of fire as Dominos. When the part of the game where you say Uno comes, it's just like, "Uno." with maybe a little smug chuckling. In Dominos, you slam them bones on the table, and it's like "DOMINO MUTHAFUCKA!" Damn right! Plus, domino's has multi-faceted (I hope I used that word right) and varying strategies. You have to think... do I want to be greedy and risk giving my opponent 15 points? Do I be a cheap bastard and just drop a 5-0 on that spinner and leech? Do I lock out my opponent since they're only a few points away from victory? Not to mention the fact that there are multiple rounds means there's consequences. What moral is there in uno? That certain colors have higher rankings than others? No thank you. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest HecateRose Report post Posted January 24, 2003 Well here's my 2 cents. I play dominos on a regular basis, while I haven't played Uno since I was about 7 yrs old. Uno doesn't hold any real challenge or strategy, that's why little kids play it. I haven't seen many school children running around the school yard with a set of bones, have you? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest SP-1 Report post Posted January 24, 2003 While you've a very valid point, there's simply something absolutely satisfying about nailing some jobber with a straight run of draw cards. This can only be settled one way. Somehow, some way, we must have a Smarks Battle of the Games. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Amazing Rando Report post Posted January 24, 2003 I wanna play Chutes And Ladders... as for the Uno vs. Dominoes argument... I haven't played either in a while...but I will side with UNO....just because I've played a few 6 hour games in my life Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest godthedog Report post Posted January 24, 2003 I'm a troll. my cosby joke has gotten old, so i must resort to stealing godthedog's quote-changing tactics in order to trick people into thinking i can be fun and witty. so i noticed. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest AlwaysPissedOff Report post Posted January 25, 2003 Okay, I should have addressed this sooner, but the board's been fucking up on me a great deal lately. I'm going to put it plain and simple: Yuna's not going to be banned just because some of you are all bent out of shape over something she does in her spare time(the slash crap) or the misplacement of certain threads(like this one was), so please, stop with the "You should be banned!" crap. She has just as much a right to post here as any of you do even if you don't agree with what she says or tolerate her slash writings. I'm not saying you can't flame her, hell, that's what NHB is for, after all, but stop asking for her being banned when she hasn't broken any rules around here. This may not be a popular decision, but somebody had to put their foot down on this stuff. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest cobainwasmurdered Report post Posted January 25, 2003 Bah. If someone makes a complete tard out of themselves by posting useless threads (which I believe is called "SPAM") then something should be done about it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest AlwaysPissedOff Report post Posted January 25, 2003 If we actually enforced that, then like 90% of the members here would be banned. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Sandman9000 Report post Posted January 25, 2003 It'd solve the traffic problem, though. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest AlwaysPissedOff Report post Posted January 25, 2003 Heh... That's true. Maybe I should start off with an easy target like Agnes or CWM... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest cobainwasmurdered Report post Posted January 25, 2003 APO you don't have the BALLS to ban me. No seriously...I talked to your girlfriend...in bed. /weak ass joke Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest EricMM Report post Posted January 25, 2003 Not me tho. All my posts are quality! You can't spell Content without E-R-I-C Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest IDrinkRatsMilk Report post Posted January 25, 2003 Ban everyone who is established. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest evenflowDDT Report post Posted January 25, 2003 You can't blame me again, I write for the site. No really! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest cobainwasmurdered Report post Posted January 25, 2003 Ban everyone who is established. Even me? This is the thanks I get for putting you on my 10,000 post thank you list? Bastard! Your all against me. *Curls up in a fetile postion* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest AlwaysPissedOff Report post Posted January 25, 2003 :::: nonchalantly walks up and kicks CWM in the stomach :::: Oops... my bad! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest IDrinkRatsMilk Report post Posted January 25, 2003 Alright, ban everyone who I don't like. (and yes, I like you CWM) and Ban APO for kicking CWM in the stomach. and Ban Dames cause the server is fucked up. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest evenflowDDT Report post Posted January 25, 2003 and Ban APO for kicking CWM in the stomach. Can mods ban themselves? Hmmmm.... let's see an immature mod civil war, with different factions trying to ban themselves and assassinate Dames to take power over the board. Then they can have their detractors banned, or executed, or heads pasted onto Hitler or whatever, and their allies can post propaganda pieces to the main-page. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest SP-1 Report post Posted January 25, 2003 and Ban APO for kicking CWM in the stomach. Can mods ban themselves? Hmmmm.... let's see an immature mod civil war, with different factions trying to ban themselves and assassinate Dames to take power over the board. Then they can have their detractors banned, or executed, or heads pasted onto Hitler or whatever, and their allies can post propaganda pieces to the main-page. I'd pay to see this. I get to be on the booking committee. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest cobainwasmurdered Report post Posted January 25, 2003 I get to tell Spiderpoet what to book. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest SP-1 Report post Posted January 25, 2003 CWM is the Triple H to my Brian Gerwitz. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest evenflowDDT Report post Posted January 25, 2003 I've got the factions worked out... for some reason I named it like the Russian Revolution, so bear with me: The Czar: Dames areacode212 admin bps21 The Whites: DrTom Kahran Ramsus Jingus The Reds: AlwaysPissedOff Brian Tony149 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Incandenza Report post Posted January 25, 2003 please ban me What he said. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
