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ohhhh, not my kind of Uno. No, sir.

 

We once had a guy had to draw 20-something cards because of our altered rules. Tops Uno kills Dominos.

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Guest cobainwasmurdered
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No one gives a fuck about megan OR you.

Guest The Amazing Rando
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Yuna...do you want us to give a shit?

 

 

::takes a big healthy poo, wraps it up in a nice box with a big bow on it and gives it to Yuna::

 

There...I gave a shit...

Guest Kinetic
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And so on.

Guest The Flying Dutchman
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No, that's Hamlet. Act 5, Scene 2.

 

HAMLET

 

O, I die, Horatio;

The potent poison quite o'er-crows my spirit:

I cannot live to hear the news from England;

But I do prophesy the election lights

On Fortinbras: he has my dying voice;

So tell him, with the occurrents, more and less,

Which have solicited. The rest is silence.

 

Dies

 

HORATIO

 

Goddamned cock fucking piss shitter horseshit

motherfuck asshole cockface fuckhead bullshit.

Motherfucking son of a bitching cock-sucking

bullshit fuckface bastard ass dogshit

motherfuck. Rimjob assfucked piss shitting

fuckheaded bullshit motherfucking bastard dickhead

assfaced cocksucking motherfucking bullshit. Christ

fucking goddamn jive ass turkey bullshit motherfuck.

Guest evenflowDDT
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Uno doesn't inspire the same kind of fire as Dominos. When the part of the game where you say Uno comes, it's just like, "Uno." with maybe a little smug chuckling. In Dominos, you slam them bones on the table, and it's like "DOMINO MUTHAFUCKA!"

Damn right! Plus, domino's has multi-faceted (I hope I used that word right) and varying strategies. You have to think... do I want to be greedy and risk giving my opponent 15 points? Do I be a cheap bastard and just drop a 5-0 on that spinner and leech? Do I lock out my opponent since they're only a few points away from victory?

 

Not to mention the fact that there are multiple rounds means there's consequences. What moral is there in uno? That certain colors have higher rankings than others? No thank you.

Guest HecateRose
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Well here's my 2 cents. I play dominos on a regular basis, while I haven't played Uno since I was about 7 yrs old. Uno doesn't hold any real challenge or strategy, that's why little kids play it. I haven't seen many school children running around the school yard with a set of bones, have you?

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While you've a very valid point, there's simply something absolutely satisfying about nailing some jobber with a straight run of draw cards.

 

This can only be settled one way. Somehow, some way, we must have a Smarks Battle of the Games.

Guest The Amazing Rando
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I wanna play Chutes And Ladders...

 

 

as for the Uno vs. Dominoes argument...

 

I haven't played either in a while...but I will side with UNO....just because I've played a few 6 hour games in my life

Guest godthedog
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I'm a troll.

my cosby joke has gotten old, so i must resort to stealing godthedog's quote-changing tactics in order to trick people into thinking i can be fun and witty.

so i noticed.

Guest AlwaysPissedOff
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Okay, I should have addressed this sooner, but the board's been fucking up on me a great deal lately.

 

I'm going to put it plain and simple: Yuna's not going to be banned just because some of you are all bent out of shape over something she does in her spare time(the slash crap) or the misplacement of certain threads(like this one was), so please, stop with the "You should be banned!" crap. She has just as much a right to post here as any of you do even if you don't agree with what she says or tolerate her slash writings.

 

I'm not saying you can't flame her, hell, that's what NHB is for, after all, but stop asking for her being banned when she hasn't broken any rules around here.

 

This may not be a popular decision, but somebody had to put their foot down on this stuff.

Guest cobainwasmurdered
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Bah. If someone makes a complete tard out of themselves by posting useless threads (which I believe is called "SPAM") then something should be done about it.

Guest AlwaysPissedOff
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If we actually enforced that, then like 90% of the members here would be banned.

Guest AlwaysPissedOff
Posted

Heh...

 

That's true. Maybe I should start off with an easy target like Agnes or CWM...

 

:firedevil:

Guest cobainwasmurdered
Posted

APO you don't have the BALLS to ban me.

 

No seriously...I talked to your girlfriend...in bed.

 

 

/weak ass joke

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Not me tho. All my posts are quality!

 

You can't spell Content without E-R-I-C ;)

Guest evenflowDDT
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You can't blame me again, I write for the site. No really!

Guest cobainwasmurdered
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Ban everyone who is established.

Even me?

 

This is the thanks I get for putting you on my 10,000 post thank you list?

 

 

Bastard! Your all against me.

 

 

*Curls up in a fetile postion*

Guest AlwaysPissedOff
Posted

:::: nonchalantly walks up and kicks CWM in the stomach ::::

 

Oops... my bad!

 

:lol:

Guest IDrinkRatsMilk
Posted

Alright, ban everyone who I don't like. (and yes, I like you CWM)

 

and Ban APO for kicking CWM in the stomach.

 

and Ban Dames cause the server is fucked up.

Guest evenflowDDT
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and Ban APO for kicking CWM in the stomach.

Can mods ban themselves? Hmmmm.... let's see an immature mod civil war, with different factions trying to ban themselves and assassinate Dames to take power over the board. Then they can have their detractors banned, or executed, or heads pasted onto Hitler or whatever, and their allies can post propaganda pieces to the main-page.

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and Ban APO for kicking CWM in the stomach.

Can mods ban themselves? Hmmmm.... let's see an immature mod civil war, with different factions trying to ban themselves and assassinate Dames to take power over the board. Then they can have their detractors banned, or executed, or heads pasted onto Hitler or whatever, and their allies can post propaganda pieces to the main-page.

I'd pay to see this.

 

I get to be on the booking committee.

Guest cobainwasmurdered
Posted

I get to tell Spiderpoet what to book.

Guest evenflowDDT
Posted

I've got the factions worked out... for some reason I named it like the Russian Revolution, so bear with me:

 

The Czar:

Dames

areacode212

admin

bps21

 

The Whites:

DrTom

Kahran Ramsus

Jingus

 

The Reds:

AlwaysPissedOff

Brian

Tony149

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