Nasitest Injury/Bump/Whatever

[Guest Ace309]

Oh, and in true Kaientai fashion, I broke Mike Van Siclen's leg through a consistent assault of kicks, sentons, a figure-four and a Superior Stretch.

 

While writing from the perspective of a seven-year-old girl.

[Guest midnight_burn]

Meh, all these bumps pale in comparison to Sacred attacking Edwin with a salad bowl, now THAT's painful.

[Guest El Luchadore Magnifico]

Well, the number one most violent action ELM has commited was undeniably thrusting Mexican Flags through Chris Wilson's hands, pinning him to the mat and allowing Mag to hit him with a Mexican Pride Press at Genesis II.

 

The other spots are a little harder to remember, though...

 

-A Ladder-to-Ladder Van Damminator to Andrea Montgomery in the 4-Way LHW Title Ladder Match.

 

And...I think that's about it.

[Guest Suicide King]

JUst for Edwin's elucidation, I actually used the Ace of Clubs on his throat.

 

That said, the best bump King ever took was Thoth's dislocating his jaw midmatch. Yeah, that was a winner.

[Guest Goodear]

I would have to say the Scaffold match with WildChild was the home of both the sickest bump I took and the sickest I gave.

 

The 450+180 dive off the scaffold aka the FU Joey Styles bomb...

 

The release Ejirocation off the scaffold...

[Guest chirs3]

Edwin has all of us beat.

 

He once put a bucket on his head and tickled Fallout with a broom.

[Guest HollywoodSpikeJenkins]

My sickest injury/bump?

 

 

Read D@mnation in a Box at the SJL PPV.....

 

 

 

I'm going to die.

[Guest Dace59]

And it doesn't matter who wins it either.

 

[Guest Longdogger_Pete]

The worst bump Longdogger Pete has ever taken was at Miami Mayhem I against Triple E, where Triple E choke tossed Pete off a fourth floor condominium balcony. Fortunately, Pete landed in a swimming pool, but it was still a visually spectacular bump.

 

On the other hand, Pete has dealt out a number of impressive injuries. Here I present the top three.

 

#3. In a triple threat, falls count anywhere match also involving Necromancer, Pete hit a Dark Side Slam (now known as the Musclehead Slam) on Iceman, right through the top of Bobby Riley's rental car.

 

#2. In a Last Man Standing match, Pete breaks Kaimen Roja's JL undefeated streak with a Musclehead Slam that drops Roja ten feet down a stairwell.

 

#1. Code Red. Longdogger Pete defeats Low Brass for his third JL European title, winning a First Blood match. Pete makes Low Brass bleed by swinging a chair repeatedly at Brass's face, and also ramming the chair leg into Brass's chin, dislocating his jaw.

 

And finally, the worst injury I've ever *written* was in a promo, and it was not dealt out by Pete or dealt to Pete. What was it?

 

Five words.

 

The Fall of Ash Ketchum.

[Guest Crowe]

Crow's nastiest bump?If my match wins, you'll see.