Why do people have to be pesimistic assholes?

[Guest The Amazing Rando]

well... you could be Agnes's twin... or his clone.... that could make him Agnes v1 and give him Agnestude

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

Agnes is the Shannon Moore to my Matt Hardy. Very Little Charisma and hasn't got a chance without me.

[Guest The Amazing Rando]

do you have a freak brother that likes pain and bodypaint?

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

Not really. But SpiderPoet can play the part as he is my Henchman No. 1

[Guest Angle-plex]

Agnes is the Shannon Moore to my Matt Hardy. Very Little Charisma and hasn't got a chance without me.

But I have Agnestude!!!

[Guest The Amazing Rando]

and SP does write poetry...though it's probably not even close to the retarded nature that would be Jeff Hardy's "Ode To Codeine"

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

Agnes is the Shannon Moore to my Matt Hardy. Very Little Charisma and hasn't got a chance without me.

But I have Agnestude!!!

You do have something.

 

*Pinches nose shut*

 

and it's bad B.O.

[Guest Angle-plex]

Agnes is the Shannon Moore to my Matt Hardy. Very Little Charisma and hasn't got a chance without me.

But I have Agnestude!!!

You do have something.

 

*Pinches nose shut*

 

and it's bad B.O.

Worst.Joke.In the History.

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

I try

[Guest The Amazing Rando]

I wish to take full credit for coining the term "Agnestude"

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

I doubt anyone else wants credit Rando

[Guest AlwaysPissedOff]

I try

No shit.

 

[Guest The Amazing Rando]

your making fun of me in this way has angered me.... I'm going to start a thread complaining....and it will be sponsored by Spam

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

Bring it Rando.

 

And APO...I've owned you in the past and I'll own you in the future.

[Guest Angle-plex]

Bring it Rando.

 

And APO...I've owned you in the past and I'll own you in the future.

Since I own you, and you own Rando and APO, does that mean that I own three people?

[Guest evenflowDDT]

Bring it Rando.

 

And APO...I've owned you in the past and I'll own you in the future.

Since I own you, and you own Rando and APO, does that mean that I own three people?

Nah, it's not subsidiary own-ness, but it's like if you want the CWM you paid good money for to do a favor and he doesn't want to, he can have his owned that he paid good money for do it instead. Hmmmm... interesting...

 

::purchases Agnes on black market. Makes him do things he doesn't want to. Struggle of power amongst the owned, and hence hilarity, ensues::

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

Agnes own me? lmfao.

[Guest SP-1]

I take offense. I don't wear bodypaint.

[Guest Angle-plex]

Bring it Rando.

 

And APO...I've owned you in the past and I'll own you in the future.

Since I own you, and you own Rando and APO, does that mean that I own three people?

Nah, it's not subsidiary own-ness, but it's like if you want the CWM you paid good money for to do a favor and he doesn't want to, he can have his owned that he paid good money for do it instead. Hmmmm... interesting...

 

::purchases Agnes on black market. Makes him do things he doesn't want to. Struggle of power amongst the owned, and hence hilarity, ensues::

So now:

 

Evenflow owns Agnes

Agnes owns CWM

CWM owns Rando and APO

 

WTF?

[Guest evenflowDDT]

I dunno. I just got tired of holding my own pocket and doing my own laundry.

[Guest The Amazing Rando]

I'm sorry...

 

Rando is owned by and operated by the Walt Disney Company

 

it's sad...but it's damn true

[Guest AM The Kid]

CWM owns me. Come to think of it...so does Banky.

[Guest So what? I liked bubble boy]

CWM owns me. Come to think of it...so does Banky.

Also, (follower) me, I own you too, bubble boy is your Daddy.

[Guest MrRant]

I own all you bitches.

[Guest So what? I liked bubble boy]

I own all you bitches.

oh....sorry

[Guest IDrinkRatsMilk]

Rant owns everybody except bubble boy. That's my bitch. His ass might be a little worn out by Dopey's dick, but I can still get a pack of Newports for him.

[Guest So what? I liked bubble boy]

Rant owns everybody except bubble boy. That's my bitch. His ass might be a little worn out by Dopey's dick, but I can still get a pack of Newports for him.

Evil, evil, evil dork. Why, what they will do to you in prison.

[Guest IDrinkRatsMilk]

Why, what they will do to you in prison.

They'll give me a pack of Newports for your bitch ass. Are you blind as well as gay?

[Guest Johnson1620]

OK?

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

OK?

now YOU ARE spamming.