Guest Tony149 Report post Posted January 28, 2003 Greetings from under the black hat. Yes, folks, after nearly a three month absent, the Hoss Report has returned, especially since 'I quit' my weekly Ross Report column on another wrestling site. Of course, my current employer doesn't know I'm writing this, so shh...keep it secert. We're almost done with the month of Jan., and folks, after a hot ending in 2002, 2003 looks to be huge. Let's get right to it! We have to start off with the '469th Annunal' Angle Awards. This was the first time the show was actually seen or read, and I gotta tell you, it was one helluva effort by the staff and crew of the OaOast. It took a lot of of the Excutive Producer Tony149 a.k.a. Tony "The Body." Will the Angle Awards return? Who knows, but don't be surprise if it doesn't. AnglePalooza 2003 was a great show. Sandman9000 did a wonderful job directing the show. The Royal Rumble match -- which Sandman himself supervised -- was just awesome. Very shocking to see Angle-Plex win the battle royal. I know fans rioted all over the world when they found out Agnes won. Folks, trust me when I say I had nothing to do with that. Ballsy move by the creative brass in the OaOast. Great to see the OaOast pushing new talent to the top. One boy who comes to mind is The Superstar. This kid has tremendous upside, but he needs to control himself from his 'outbursts' with the media concerning creative. Hopefully this is the year Zack Malibu gets and has a run with the OaOast World's Heavyweight Championship. This young man is a huge asset to the company and rest ensure folks, "Cowboy" Bill Watts and the Board of the Directors notice this. How about the new catchphrase Tony "The Body" debuted for Zack on this weeks Intense Zone? 'Steals your girl, breaks her heart, leaves her a fool.' I understand shirts are already in production and no doubt will sell like HHH buying HGH, i.e., a lot. Predictions for 2003: Don't be shocked to hear these words by the end of the year: 'The winner of the match, and NEEEEEEEW OaOast World Heavyweight Champion...Angle-Plex.' The company then folds in 24 hours. Anglesault will announce he's running for President, and wins in 2004. AS quickly orders an InVasion on every other country and renames every country after the aWo and aWo member. CWM becomes the Prime Minister of Canada, and orders a hit on Countney Love when she preforms in the country. Sandman becomes the Secretary of Defense. World peace finally arrives but under the dictatorship of the aWo. Tony "The Body" will retirement again and become a huge star in Hollywood, although I'm sure he'd say he's already a big star. Leg shaving jokes on The Superstar will end, but the aWo will put it in the consititution, making sure all of children make a joke before school. Big Poppa Popick will be chosen to be on 'Joe Millionaire 2.' EvenflowDDT will get married, have two kids, name them Scotty and Johnny, and open a Raven mumseum in his hometown. SpiderPoet will become a famous poet. The OaOast will start producing porno videos. Zack Malibu will marry a former Saved By The Bell star. No not Screech. See you again...soon, J.R. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Sandman9000 Report post Posted January 28, 2003 We start producting porno, then we're like XPW, and then I quit. Let that be a warning. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Tony149 Report post Posted January 28, 2003 Mr. Sandman, it was an injoke on XPW. I know you don't like them and I thought it would be funny to write that. And remember, you'd be like the White House with President Anglesault if that happened. BPP & Alf would be running the show. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Sandman9000 Report post Posted January 28, 2003 Why can't I rule the world? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Big Poppa Popick Report post Posted January 28, 2003 Because wed all be dead Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Sandman9000 Report post Posted January 28, 2003 So? I'd cause it one way or another. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Big Poppa Popick Report post Posted January 28, 2003 no Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Sandman9000 Report post Posted January 28, 2003 si Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Tony149 Report post Posted January 28, 2003 Why can't I rule the world? You'd be the big reason why world peace happened. All the other countries roll over because they'll be shitting their pants at what you would do as the U.S. SoD. You're brutal. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Sandman9000 Report post Posted January 28, 2003 Yeah. Especially after I used XPW as an example. People said I couldn't shove that many rockets into Shane Douglas' ass, but I sure as fuck proved them wrong. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
EL DANDY~! 0 Report post Posted January 29, 2003 No mention of EL DANDY~!? For shame... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest evenflowDDT Report post Posted January 30, 2003 I swear I commented on this earlier, but now my comment has vanished. Have I gone mad? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Big Poppa Popick Report post Posted January 30, 2003 what comment? *deletes post* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Tony149 Report post Posted January 30, 2003 The board had some fuck ups when trying to post. That's why you saw threads started with no opening post, double and triple posts, that sort of thing. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
