Anyone seen the new Rock?

[Guest Texas Small Arms 09]

I'm not sure if this goes here but I was watching Jimmy Kimmel Live tonight and Rocky was on. Rocky now looks like Kurt Angle in that he shaved his head and now looks like a giant penis. I guess he's just getting a head start on the male pattern baldness.

[Guest Zero_Cool]

Word. He also jobbed to Snoop Dogg on the show, too. Snoop was beating up Rock's action figure with a figure of his own.

[Guest TheArchiteck]

LoL...Snoop vs. Rock at Wrestlemania for a rematch. I'm guessing Rock outweights him by what...220 lbs?

[Guest Mik at Cornell]

Rock was pissed at Jimmy's Nell carter comment, I think. He looked really not happy. He wasn't the best guest. The others were all better.

[Guest Danny Dubya v 2.0]

He faintly looks like Maven... just slightly bigger and aged.

[Guest myburninghammer]

I'm guessing Rock was pissed 'cause Kimmel couldn't interview for shit; I'd hate to have given up vacation time, only to have some guy doing a tired "I'm a fat, uncool white guy" schtick who also takes two minutes to ask a stupid question and then only lets the Rock spit four words out before interrupting him. A waste of my time and his...speaking of which, why was 50 cent's posse mic'd louder than he was? That was terrible.

[Guest mach7]

What did Kimmel say about Nell Carter?

[Guest Shanghai Kid 2003]

The Rock is bald? How's he going to pull of his cocky heel character if he lookes like an inflated dick.

[Guest Just call me Dan]

It will add to his heel heat.

[Guest Lord of The Curry]

They should team up Angle and Rock and call them the Bald Buddies or maybe the Phallus Phriends.

[Guest HartFan86]

It's weird seeing him with no hair...but it was weird with Angle too and now I like Angle without hair instead of with it.

 

We'll get used to the new Rock, soon enough.

[Guest Ash Ketchum]

Man, the WWE is desperate to find a new Austin...

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

I miss Angle with hair. I already miss Rock's hair, and I mean the REAL hair, not the style he came back from The Scorpion King with.

[Mecha Mummy 0]

Anyone got a picture?

[Guest subliminal_animal]

He looks like a Conehead, but I was tired so maybe he didn't.

 

Yeah, Kimmel sucks. I was going to make fun of the one wrestling question he asked, but I'll let the guy who reccapped it for 411 do it instead:

 

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Jimmy said he was recently at a "wrestling match" in Phoenix and was

backstage and was amazed because the wrestlers were "rehearsing the moves

like dancers" and then said that when they came out to the ring they act

like enemies and asks Rock if he thinks that's weird (hey Jimmy, glad you've

paid attention to pro wrestling for the past 20 years). Rock explained to

him that it's only a TV show and that they "grab a beer afterwards".

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I'd also like to say that little bit sounded ten times gayer and more embarrassing than it did there. The whole recap is on http://www.411wrestling.com/news/newsboard...hp?news_id=5491

[Guest Zero_Cool]

You know, they should've had Bill Simmons (The Sports Guy) feed questions to Jimmy about wrestling...the guy once devoted his ESPN the Magazine slot to talk about Hogan/Rock from WM.

[Guest Celtic Jobber]

Jimmy Kimmel Live is the worst talk show of all time. Worse than Sajak, worse than the Chevy Chase show, and yes even worse than The Magic Johnson Show!

 

 

Rock looks alot like Vin Diesel now.

[Guest Angle is Wrestling]

I don't think Rock left pissed, because he got off without having to answer any questions about returning to Wrestling.

 

Kimmel is funny, but he needs to work on his interview skills. I couldn't stop laughing though when out the blue he said.."You know Snoop, you look like you're back on the drugs".

[Guest JMFabiano524]

Jimmy Kimmel Live is the worst talk show of all time. Worse than Sajak, worse than the Chevy Chase show, and yes even worse than The Magic Johnson Show!

Yeah, go back to imitating Karl Malone on The Man Show. Now that was funny stuff.

[Guest phoenixrising]

I give Kimmel a month or two tops if he sticks to the current style. He also doesn't seem really comfortable with being live yet...he tends to stumble over his words.

 

I would have liked Kimmel to ask about the Rock retirement rumor, but he barely got to asking the Rock the name of his new movie.

[Guest Bling-Bling Buchanan]

So does anyone have a pic of this?

[Guest papacita]

Jimmy Kimmel Live is the worst talk show of all time. Worse than Sajak, worse than the Chevy Chase show, and yes even worse than The Magic Johnson Show!

HEY!!! Some of us LIKED the Magic Hour...

 

 

 

And I wanna see pictures too...

 

 

 

 

 

Are YOU ready for Magic???

[Guest Choken One]

I liked Magic too...Dunno Why. Anyone Like Keenan Ivory Show?

[Guest papacita]

I liked Magic too...Dunno Why. Anyone Like Keenan Ivory Show?

Yeah, I liked it. The Wayans are funny as hell.

[Guest Choken One]

It bugs me that Damon's Decent Family Show has been getting GREAT ratings for ABC and yet his Cop Comedy on FOX, Damon was shitcanned after a month dispite being fucking sweet.