Nathan Jones injures Mattitude

[Guest Jobber of the Week]

Come on know. A guy was lactating for Christ Sakes. If that's not a reason for bad humor. I don't know what is.

It's not so much that you shouldn't joke about it in the "haw haw" sense, it's that some of you are getting kinda disgusting here. I read Keith's line about WWE cutting out buying non-dairy creamers and wondered where the hell that remark came from... I mean...

[Guest Zero_Cool]

So....you guys do realize that Matt Hardy is injured, and could miss some time, right? But, man...if that was Benoit instead, we'd all be sending e-mails to WWE.com three times a day, calling for Nathan Jones' blackened heart.

[Guest CED Ordonez]

During his first promo, Nathan Jones should utter the phrase, "Milk: It's good for healthy Nailz"

 

Just adding to the pile of bad jokes here...

[Guest Rob Edwards]

and he may not have done it to himself anyway,

Done what?

 

I hope you are not talking about the nipple, because unless someone had repeatedly injected steroids into him against his will, he kind of did it himself.

Nope, I'm simply pointing out that the article may not be 100% true seeing as it contradicts most things I've previously read about the guy

[Guest oldschoolwrestling]

So....you guys do realize that Matt Hardy is injured, and could miss some time, right? But, man...if that was Benoit instead, we'd all be sending e-mails to WWE.com three times a day, calling for Nathan Jones' blackened heart.

***Spoiler****

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

While he didn't wrestle at Smackdown, Matt was at least present for the Kidman/Moore match. Haven't heard whether he was limping or not.

[Guest Bling-Bling Buchanan]

They seriously need to capitalize on the whole lactating boob thing. Think of the RATINGS.

[Guest notJames]

Vince: So I hear you can... shoot milk out of your man boobs.

 

Jones: Uh, yeah, that's right, mate.

 

Vince: So... let's see it. Can you shoot milk out of your man boobs for me?

 

Jones: I'll, uh... I'll give it a shot.

 

Vince: No pressure.

 

... gives Jones a wastebasket...

 

Vince: He's gonna... he's gonna... HE'S GONNA LACTATE! HE'S GONNA LACTATE! HE'S GONNA...

 

(and so on)

 

[Guest Showstoppa Icon]

Matt Hardy, who hurt his ankle in a match on the Smackdown house show in Milwaukee with Nathan Jones on Monday, was said to be OK backstage last night. He was said to be a little tender, but still managed to do his spots on the show last night and was said to be fine.

 

credit: 1wrestling.com

 

Praise the lord...Mattitude is OK

[Guest oldschoolwrestling]

The general feeling on Jones in the locker room so far is that he is something of a primadonna and needs to show more respect to his fellow wrestlers and be more appreciative of the push he is getting. There is definitely a feeling that the guy has not paid his dues and is getting more TV time than he deserves at this point, and that doesn't even take into account that the consensus is that his ring work leaves lot to be desired.

 

 

1wrestling.com

[Guest Goodear]

What push? THE GUY HASN'T BEEN ON TV YET!!! Oh god, he got some vignettes that have run like 30 seconds a show for the last three weeks. How could he possible get less television time without not being on the show? Funaki gets more television time at the moment. And all this 'push' doesn't mean a thing if he gets beaten by Rikishi in his debut.

 

Wrestlers are the biggest damn whiners ever.

[Guest CanadianChick]

I'm glad that Matt is fine...that had me a bit scared..

 

Anyways, I don't believe that 1wrestling.com rumor at all. Hell, he hasn't wrestled on TV yet. No one is stupid enough to complain about the push of a wrestler who hasn't made his debut yet.

[Guest oldschoolwrestling]

He hasn't wrestled but he has gotten a part of every show whether it be Raw or Smackdown. Same with Stone Cold. He hasn't wrestled in over 6 months yet he's the talk of the town right now. I would consider that a push. He just got a friggin "My Sacrifice" video. I would consider that a push over someone like Benoit, who didn't get one when he came back.