Someone told me I look like David Schwimmer.

[Guest Incandenza]

I preferred it when I was compared to Vin Diesel.

[Guest Lord of The Curry]

*Gasp* Compared to David Schwimmer? I'm so, so sorry for you. The pain must be unimaginable. I mean, I've been called some really mean things in my life but if somebody told me I looked like David Schwimmer.......I don't know what I'd do.

[Guest Incandenza]

I can't help but think of Homer Simpson, who said Schwimmer was "handsome in an ugly way."

[Guest AM The Kid]

You really oughta add that to your sig.

[Guest BRUCE]

Someone told me I look like David Schwimmer.

Dude, I am sorry. I'm not sure how old you are, but maybe you can still grow out of it.

[Guest Edwin MacPhisto]

How can you be both Vin Dieselacious and Schwimmeresque? I keep thinking a bald Schwimmer covered in tattoos, except he has a big mustache.

 

I don't know why the mustache is there.

[Guest Incandenza]

The Schwimmer thing was an isolated incident; NO ONE has ever told me I look like him prior to yesterday. Perhaps she's a lunatic.

[Guest LooseCannon]

 

But what if she's not? What then?

[Guest Kinetic]

Well, you know, in the fantasy land of prime time television, looking like David Schwimmer means you can nail Jennifer Anniston, in addition to some relatively attractive British and Asian women. That ain't bad. I'd rather look like David Schwimmer than Matthew Perry, I'll tell you that.

[Guest LooseCannon]

I've been told I look like Joey before.

[Guest Kinetic]

Really? That's wierd, because people always tell me I look like Lisa Kudrow.

[Guest LooseCannon]

That's because you do.

[Guest Kinetic]

There's no shame in looking like Lisa Kudrow. She's an actress on a long-running, top-rated sitcom and also a co-star in such films as Analyze That and...uh...various other movies. David Schwimmer has the Friends thing going for him, but his film career is sorely lacking. He has, what?...Breast Men. That sucked. Some other shitty movie they show on weekday afternoons on Comedy Central with Jason Lee. With that sort of pedigree, even resembling David Schwimmer is cause for crippling shame and depression, in my book.

 

And this is all much more effective if I could remember any movies that Lisa Kudrow had been in. Someone please fill in the blanks for me.

[Guest LooseCannon]

Romy and Michelle's high school reunion.

[Guest IDrinkRatsMilk]

I can see a slight Schwimmer/Diesel comparison. Because of the frequencies of each comparison, it's safe to say you're more Diesel. It's not so bad.

Celebrities I've been compared to include Brad Pitt, Justin Timberlake, and that I have the eyes of Stephen Dorff. Yes, I am a very handsome man.

[Guest evenflowDDT]

I've been compared to celebrity stalkers, but never celebrities. Not even any porn stars (especially not from waist down ). Sigh.

 

David Schwimmer rules though. What's wrong with him?

[Guest Kinetic]

I'm suddenly overwhelmed by the urge to beat the shit out of IDRM.

[Guest Kinetic]

I just saw that David Schwimmer has joined the board. I expect to see him address this thread any minute now.

[Guest RepoMan]

I've been told I look like Butters from South Park and Tom York, which is good I think

[Guest Kinetic]

Is that Tom York or Thom Yorke? Because looking like Thom Yorke is really only all right if you happen to be Thom Yorke and are both talented and rich enough to make up for being incredibly hideous.

[Guest TheZsaszHorsemen]

Oh great, the return of the "What Celebrity Do You Look Like?" thread. This threads are always ghey after three replies, and this one sucks the mule with GUSTO~!

 

I've been told I look a bit David Duchovney.

[Guest Kinetic]

Everyone's coming up with these attractive celebrities. David Schwimmer, Brad Pitt, David Duchovny...I don't believe it. Just once, I'd like someone to say "People always tell me I look a lot like David Crosby. You know, like a walrus." That, I could believe.

[Guest IDrinkRatsMilk]

Hey, I've shown my picture on here before. I talk shit and back it up.

[Guest David Schwimmer]

 

Hey, I'm David Schwimmer. You might recognize me from my roles in such smash hits like The Pallbearer and Kissing a Fool. I got to make out with Gwyneth Paltrow in the former, and can be seen on Comedy Central at least three times a week in the latter. It's always great to hear from my fans.

[Guest Kinetic]

Good work.

[Guest Slingshot Suplex]

Hey,I saw you in Six Days,Seven Nights too!

 

And Lisa Kudrow was also in The Opposite Of Sex with Christina Ricci and Lyle Lovett.

[Guest David Schwimmer]

 

Thanks, guys. If you enjoyed me in those films, perhaps you would like my more serious turn in Apt Pupil. I grew a moustache for the part.

[Guest Kinetic]

I saw The Opposite of Sex, but had forgotten that Lisa Kudrow was in it. That film, coupled with her role in Buffalo 66, briefly made Christina Ricci a major player in my masturbatory fantasies. She's got some rack on her, let me tell you.

[Guest Incandenza]

Oh hell yeah. Too bad she got them reduced. And she's all skinny now, too. Everything I loved about her is gone.

[Guest Kinetic]

 

Thanks, guys. If you enjoyed me in those films, perhaps you would like my more serious turn in Apt Pupil. I grew a moustache for the part.

Have you read the short story on which that film is based, David? I found it captivating. King really betrayed his talent by not moving outside of the horror genre more often, in my opinion.

 

What's it like working with Courtney Cox? And have you ever met David Arquette? Don't you just want to beat the shit out of that fucker?