The One and Only Jimmy Kimmel Live thread

[Guest Eagan469]

"Snoop Dogg co-hosts for the week!"

 

No guests announced for tonight's show! Who could it be? It's crazy I tell you!

[Guest Choken One]

Here is the GENIUS of having Celeb Guest Hosts...Snoop can easily have all of his rap buddies perform this week (Eastsidaz to be exact). So with that, If they need a guest, the Guest cohost can always call up his toking or Drinking partner to come down the studio.

 

JK has already burned so many bridges, cause well, he never thought that he have a talk show.

[Guest Eagan469]

yep, only a matter of time before:

 

"Tonight's guests - Adam Corolla and Ben Stein!"

[Guest Eagan469]

Guests:

 

Tammy Faye, Robin Alexis, The Armenian Comedian

[Guest Choken One]

Well...Snoop better be callin his homiez

[Guest Eagan469]

He just said there's a Ghostbuster in the studio! Who?

[Guest MarvinisaLunatic]

Im staying with the idea that this show is gone in 2 months.

 

Oh, and no more open bar for the audience..

ABC nixed that idea..

[Guest cartman]

lol@snoop's piss test

[Guest the pinjockey]

Christ, he should be begging to get Corrolla and Stein on there now

[Guest Eagan469]

Snoop will fail that test

[Guest Choken One]

Oh Vey this will suck Ass.

[Guest Eagan469]

wow - this is gay

[Guest Choken One]

What happened to Tammy Faye? Whoever that iz.

[Guest Choken One]

Watching this...I'm getting a Keenan/Magic bomb feel just with this guest alone.

[Guest cartman]

Oh cmon how can you not have some truly Laugh Out Loud moments at the sheer stupidity?

[Guest Mik at Cornell]

Yea, show quality has dropped. Wait for the Armenian Comedian, because I heard he's so bad that it's quite funny. At least I hope that was right.

[Guest MarvinisaLunatic]

Im staying with the idea that this show is gone in 2 months.

 

Oh, and no more open bar for the audience..

ABC nixed that idea..

Forget 2 months..

 

I doubt if it will last 2 weeks..

[Guest Eagan469]

that was pretty damn funny

[Guest cartman]

Jimmy: Well why doesnt she like me?

 

WeirdChick: Well she went for the....you know...

[Guest MarvinisaLunatic]

that was pretty damn funny

In a its so bad its funny sort of way...

[Guest Kahran Ramsus]

That was hilarious.

[Guest Choken One]

I've gone Dumb.

[Guest Eagan469]

Jimmy admits they couldn't get any guests *sigh*

[Guest MarvinisaLunatic]

That first woman guest thing brings up something..

 

How many women do you think will be guests?

 

 

Im guessing not that many..

[Guest Choken One]

Seriously, Is it really THAT hard to get guests? Why doesn't ABC force Jim Belushi, Damon Waynes, George Lopez, John Ritter, Bonnie Hunt, Sara Rue, Dylan McDermont, Madden, Franz, Zach from Saved by the Bell to do the show? It would be blantat but know what FUCK IT!

 

Look at Conan's Guests

Ellen Degeneres

MC Hammer

Simple Plan

 

Kilborn

Goldblum

Bacholerette Trista Rehn

 

And Kimmel?

Tammy Faye, Armenian Comedian and Alexis.

 

 

BIG DIFFERENCE.

[Guest Mik at Cornell]

This show will last, and I'll tell you why. They put a TON into it. He stole Letterman's head writer, if I remember correctly. They just need some guests. The format is brilliant,and Jimmy has homerun potential.

[Guest Eagan469]

I read that ABC is gunning for him to be the next Carson, and they're ready to support him for 20-30 years (I shit you not)

[Guest Vern Gagne]

Not if people at the level of Tammy Faye are your top guest.

[Guest Choken One]

Carson Daly=Boring, Good Looking but Popular with Celebs. Gets Good guest (Tonight: Dave Chappelle).

 

Jimmy: Funny, Fat Ugly, Hated, Gets horrible guest.

 

BIG Difference, Carson gets like $20 dollars for his show and brings in big guests...JKL gets Millions and gets Tammy Faye.

[Guest Eagan469]

BRUCE SMITH! I LIVE IN BUFFALO! *MARKS OUT*