Guest JangoFett4Hire Report post Posted January 30, 2003 When did this movie come out? It is the funniest thing I have seen in a long time despite the presence of one Jim Breur. Obviously with two of the funniest human beings alive today in it (Harland Williams and Dave Chapelle) the bar was set very high. Harland had very little to do with the movie anwyays. But the scene stealer was Killer the Rottweiler. Any scene involving him should have had a warning scrolling along the bottom about involuntary urination. What did you guys think of it? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Dames 0 Report post Posted January 30, 2003 Funny Funny stuff. The first time I saw it, I was so high that when I saw it the second time sober, I didn't know ANYTHING about the movie. The ONLY thing I remembered was...."Yo, I'm Cuban, be!" "YES....Cuban be!" That line ALWAYS gets me.... Dames Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest RobJohnstone Report post Posted January 30, 2003 funny ass movie, I caught it in the theatre in like,hmmmm 98 or 99, It came out around that time. Cuban B was on chappelle last night. --Rob Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest AlwaysPissedOff Report post Posted January 30, 2003 Scarface flipping out on his co-workers was classic. "Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you... you're cool, and FUCK YOU! I'M OUT!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest JangoFett4Hire Report post Posted January 30, 2003 I love when Chapelle discusses the different potheads. Such as the scavenger, as played by Snoop Dogg. Great scene. Also, when everyone's head gets stamped with the words "POTHEAD" including the dog... and to think I saw it sober too... how funny is it while high? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Dames 0 Report post Posted January 30, 2003 I love when Chapelle discusses the different potheads. Such as the scavenger, as played by Snoop Dogg. Great scene. Also, when everyone's head gets stamped with the words "POTHEAD" including the dog... and to think I saw it sober too... how funny is it while high? Watching it high, you'll be laughing so hard, you'll miss half the jokes! Dames Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest JangoFett4Hire Report post Posted January 30, 2003 First of all to understand what happened to killer, you gotta understand who Killer the dog was. Now Killer was born to a three-legged bitch of a mother. He was always ashamed of this, man. And then right after that he's adopted by this man, Tito Liebowitz he's a small time gun runner and a rotweiler fight promoter. So he puts Killer into training. They see Killer's good. He is damn good. But then he had the fight of his life. They pit him against his brother Nibbles. And Killer said "no man that's my brother, I can't fight Nibbles" but they made him fight anyway, and Killer, he killed Nibbles. Killer said "that's it!" he called off all his fights, and he started doing crack, and he freaked out. Then in a rage, he collapsed, and his heart no longer beat. Wow. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Dames 0 Report post Posted January 30, 2003 Just for the record, I'm going to see The Matrix Reloaded BLASTED AS FUCK....the third time. I'll need the first two times just to mark out for it. Dames Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest WrestlingDeacon Report post Posted January 30, 2003 It came out in 1998. I saw it in the theater with some friends. Didn't think I'd like it, but it was hilarious without resorting to stupid humor that most teen flicks do. The thing I liked best was all the cameos. Chapelle was on the Daily Show last week and John Stewart told him that everytime he goes to a Denny's at three in the morning all these stoners run up to him and say stuff like, "dude, have you ever ate the Grand Slam breakfast...ON WEED!" My personal favorites were Tommy Chong as the Squirrel Master and Bob Sagat's enfamous line of , "I used to suck dick for cocaine." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Youth N Asia Report post Posted January 30, 2003 Half Baked is worth watching to hear Bob Saget say "You ever suck dick for coke?" You gotta love Squirrel Master and Nasty Nate He said "Yo, I'm Cuban, b" cause Sampson called hin Puerto Rican. Plus cameos by Snoop Dogg and Willey Nelson...how can you beat that? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest IDrinkRatsMilk Report post Posted January 30, 2003 Half Baked is the shit. And it's like a whole different movie when you're high, so really it's like two movies. Snoop Dogg's cameo was my favorite part. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Agent of Oblivion Report post Posted January 30, 2003 Seen it soooooooooo many times. The killer the dog diatribe is great. My favorite part is the shit with Sir Smokealot. "HE HAD SEX WITH MY MAMA!!! WHY?!?!?!?!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Flyboy Report post Posted January 30, 2003 "I don't want to be the first nigga to die by the crossbow!" I love that movie. Indeed, I do. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest AlwaysPissedOff Report post Posted January 30, 2003 Damn, that scene was great, Adam.... Now I have to go watch the DVD again, dammit... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Fook_Hing_Ho Report post Posted January 31, 2003 "No! Don't die! I love Butternuts!" "Cup! Buttercup! Say it!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest MillenniumMan831 Report post Posted January 31, 2003 I loved the scene at the beginning at the movie where Scarface was working at the fast food place. Despite being right behind the guy at the register, the register guy spoke right into the mic to repeat the customer's orders. Seeing Scarface flip out on the guy was classic. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Karnage Report post Posted January 31, 2003 Even though I'm not really a drug supporter, that has to be one of my favourite obscure comedies of all time next to Orgazmo. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Youth N Asia Report post Posted January 31, 2003 I loved when they were robbing the lab for pot, and they get caught and Thurgood says "at least Brian got away"...then out of nowhere Brian just falls out of the sky and gets up like nothing happened. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Mole Report post Posted January 31, 2003 I have seen in a long time despite the presence of one Jim Breur Umm, do you mean you don' think he is funny? Because he is what MADE this movie. I first saw this movie in the theaters before I smoked pot, so I didn't get half of the jokes. But when I saw it the first time when I did smoke pot, and when I was stoned, it was 10 times funnier. Best line of the movie was when Kenny was getting all the munchie good. He comes out of the store and sees the horse: Kenny: Ya hungry girl? Fat Black Lady Walking by: Fuck you nigga I laughed my ASS off hearing this. OMG, soo funny. More favorite lines from the movie: Brian: Get some sour cream and onion chips with some dip, man, some beef jerky, some peanut butter. Get some Haagen-Das ice cream bars, a whole lot, make sure chocolate, gotta have chocolate, man. Some popcorn, red popcorn, graham crackers, graham crackers with marshmallows, the little marshmallows and little chocolate bars and we can make smores, man. Also, celery, grape jelly, Captain Crunch with the little Crunch berries, pizzas. We need two big pizzas, man, everything on 'em, with water, whole lotta water, and Funyons. Kenny Davis: That's it? Thurgood Jenkins: Yeah, one more thing. Remember that stuff? We used to eat a whole lot of it back in the day? What was it... oh yeah, pussy. Another: Scarface: I got it! Why don't we sell that weed that we smoked earlier! Thurgood Jenkins: We suggested that already! Scarface: For real, B? [Phone beeps go off in Scarface's head] Voice: Marijuana affects the memory. One More: Thurgood Jenkins: Guys just shutup about the weed for two seconds, I don't want this girl to know I smoke Scarface: Yeah it's bad enough you a janitor yo. Thurgood Jenkins: Custodian, dick! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Dames 0 Report post Posted February 7, 2003 Jango...this thread inspired me to go out and buy the DVD. Thank you. Oh and YNA...he called Scarface Mexican, not Puerto Rican. "YES!...Cuban Be!" Dames Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest JangoFett4Hire Report post Posted February 7, 2003 COOL Dames, let me know when you buy Kung Pow... THATS A LOT OF NUTS!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest NoCalMike Report post Posted February 7, 2003 This movie brings up a good question: For stoner movies like Half-baked and/or Cheech&CHong, should it be a preressiquit(I know I didn't spell it right)to have smoked pot? Now I don't mean you necessarily have to BE HIGH WHILE WATCHING IT, but I mean if you have truly NEVER BEEN HIGH, at least on POT, then IMO, I don't think it can be quite the SAME experience, oh well just my opinion though. Thoughts? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Dames 0 Report post Posted February 7, 2003 I'll have to agree with you, Mike. To someone who's never had the sensations that they talk about and mock, the jokes don't hit home nearly as hard. Dames Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Metal Maniac Report post Posted February 7, 2003 "Yo, The Guy, did you kill my dog?" *Waves it off* "Yo, I believe him, B!" It's been too long since I saw that... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Dames 0 Report post Posted February 7, 2003 I heard Scarface was on a recent edition of the Chapelle Show...that true? Coincidentally, Scarface was my favorite character in the movie as well.... Dames Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Crucifixio Jones Report post Posted February 8, 2003 Yes, Scarface was on week one and week two of Chappelle's Show. In week one, he was in the Popcopy (Kinko's) skit as one of the employees. In week two, he was in the "Wrap It Up Box" ad. Scarface's real name is Guillermo Diaz and I thought I was the only one who marked for Clarence Williams III when he says, "YES, Cuban B!" That guys a nut. Remember when he calls Chappelle and Chappelle tries to get him off of the phone by pretending he's Samson's sister with an emergency call: Chappelle: "Samson, this is Sheila. Momma..." Samson: "SHUT UP, BITCH!" So many parts of that flick crack me up. Also for some reason I larf when they say that the weed is the shiznittlebamsnipsnapsack~! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
