Guest Banky Report post Posted January 31, 2003 I. We don't want any of you WWE folder drones. You're the reason why people avoid this place. When you folks learn how to think critically on your own, we'll give you a ring. Until then, we don't want you. As a unit, we'd rather have people who understand wrestling without having to regurgitate Scott Keith. II. With point #1 in mind, we want you to feel free discussing wrestling at the UGS. Here, you can discuss realistic wrestling issues, not bullshit such as the fans don't want Hogan back. Thats only a poster trying to convince itself of something thats false. Rather, discuss your true feelings and convince others YOU are right. III. Be innovative. We don't want any sheep here, We aren't fucking shepards, we are educated individuals. By being innovative, you'll distance yourself from the pack and make yourself known. It's quite liberating to be unique - so try it. IV. There are some posters we flat out DON'T want! So we are giving out personal invitations for people tp stay the hell away from our place. So the people the distinct pleasure of being shitlisted are: The Gheyme, RobJohnstone, Johnson1620, Rob E Dangerouslyand especially Dames. And Dames...you are the worst of them all. We don't even want you to breathe on our folder. Nice guys do finish last. V. Why stay at the smartmarks? So the admins can disrespect you? We won't be too greedy and expect you to post from a slow server. We are here for you, not here for our pocketbooks. Obviously the people who run this board need to address a few issues. You fixed it now, but its too little too late - boyz. VI. You all are probably thinking, "The Undergournd Smarks has been around for months with no action". And you're right. But things have changed. There is a new guard now. IDrinkRatsMilk and myself have injected the folder with unparalleled excitement. Its taken a complete 180, and its on the way up. Its a totally different, and fucked up experience. Consider it like the first time you took LSD. VII. No monotonous garbage. All fresh and exciting topics. There will be no 'Should the WWE bring back Stonecold' or other topics that have been brought up over and over and over and over and over. VIII. To have an opinion, you must back it up. Don’t just tell us what we want to hear, enlighten us. Give us reasons WHY you think this way. God gave you a brain for a reason. If you don’t use it, we’ll ban your ass. Don’t like it, tough shit. IX. You believe strongly in something – say it. We won’t ban you. BUT, if you can’t back up your topic, you’re gone. No one will censor you for engaging in intelligent conversation, but we'll pull rank for being a mindless troll. X. As a member, you’ll do anything to further the boards productivity. If that means recruiting new members, thinking of innovative topics, or getting into a heated discussion – do it. You are a loyal soldier, and it is expected you do whatever you can for it. XI. Once you pledge yourself to the board, you are in forever. UGS will be a part of your mind, body, and soul. XII. When you sign up, you are assigned a number. Regardless of your ranking, you are equal to everyone else. No one tells you what to do, or how to do it. Your individuality is all you have, exercise it. XIII. To further topics, the leaders of each folder must search for daily news and happenings. After that, when everyone has time, they’ll search through the folders are discuss the daily matters. It is your duty to see whats going on in the world around you. Educate yourself. XIV. UGS will educate you. If you learned something new today, share it. NO ONE can insult you for sharing something new, as it’ll be something positive and constructive to our being. Most likely if you’ve just learned it, others have yet to hear about it. Together, we'll all grow as individuals. XV. This won’t be a message board for ridiculous nonsense, there will be insights and commentaries that will make it engaging. We will be entertaining and educational with a side crudeness. The crudeness only adds excitement. Kinda like desert after eating your cauliflower. XVI. The quality of posts will equal out to being involved in exclusive folders. You will be rewarded for advertising, sharing, and adding to the board. We are only as good as our posters. XVII. Other boards may proclaim that they don’t want 'dramah', but if heated arguments arise out of debates, we are all for it. Be passionate about your beliefs, as mentioned earlier, God gave you a brain, USE it. XVIII. As far as being a mod, its invite only, so don’t ask us because we’ll come to you. XIX. We thank you all for reading this, and possibly joining the board. Together, as a collective unity, we'll have a cyber experience that will be unparalleled. Together, we'll learn, laugh, and cry. Join us because if you had a message board - we'd join yours. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest cobainwasmurdered Report post Posted January 31, 2003 *Didn't know they were posting this HERE* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Incandenza Report post Posted January 31, 2003 man thats wayy too long im never posting there dood Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest bob_barron Report post Posted January 31, 2003 Aren't you guys going a bit overboard with the plugging of the Underground? I'm kind of getting sick of every thread having the forum plugged. It's sort of turning me off of posting there. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest IDrinkRatsMilk Report post Posted January 31, 2003 bob barron can't hang with the squad, so he's bound to get scarred. Sucka boys run they mouth, real niggas run the yard. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Banky Report post Posted January 31, 2003 Aren't you guys going a bit overboard with the plugging of the Underground? I'm kind of getting sick of every thread having the forum plugged. It's sort of turning me off of posting there. Fuck, I forgot to add Barron's name to the list. We don't want you either, punk. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest bob_barron Report post Posted January 31, 2003 All I'm saying is that you guys are going a bit overboard with the plugging of the underground Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest AM The Kid Report post Posted January 31, 2003 We are the nation of domination! Sorry...just felt like it. Hey CWM, am I mod for Foods yet? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Banky Report post Posted January 31, 2003 All I'm saying is that you guys are going a bit overboard with the plugging of the underground See folks? This is what you'll avoid when you join the UGS. You won't have to engage in conversation with pimply faced nerds with bad taste in music. Get to steppin' punk. Regal sucks. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest bob_barron Report post Posted January 31, 2003 I consider myself a geek- not a nerd. For the 8th time- posting mission statements and clogging up NHB with- You're unhappy- join the Underground! All I'm saying is you guys are just overdoing with the plugging. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest IDrinkRatsMilk Report post Posted January 31, 2003 Survival of the fittest, Bob, and we got the fucking gun. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Banky Report post Posted January 31, 2003 I consider myself a geek- not a nerd. For the 8th time- posting mission statements and clogging up NHB with- You're unhappy- join the Underground! All I'm saying is you guys are just overdoing with the plugging. This statement is a lot more in-depth and intelligent than 'join our message board'. Barron, you are a geek and a nerd - get it right. And we have only plugged 2 threads with UGS shilling. Nice try though, we still don't want you. PS. Your Tape Reviews suck and are biased. -----> We don't want that. So get out. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest bob_barron Report post Posted January 31, 2003 Get out of the thread or get out of the UGS or get out what?? Actually except for my Regal review which I reviewed pretty objectively for the most part- care to show me an example of my bias? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest AM The Kid Report post Posted January 31, 2003 Bob, seriously what crawled up your ass and died lately? Going on all your stupid fucking rants. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest cobainwasmurdered Report post Posted January 31, 2003 Well Bob it's not like you never shilled your cra...stuff at 411. But I say again, I thought Banky was putting the Manifesto in the UGS forum not here. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest IDrinkRatsMilk Report post Posted January 31, 2003 What good would it do at UGS? They're already there. btw, the mission statement is not only for TSM. it's for everywhere Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest cobainwasmurdered Report post Posted January 31, 2003 I dunno. you just never told me this was going here that's all. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Banky Report post Posted January 31, 2003 Get out of the thread or get out of the UGS or get out what?? Actually except for my Regal review which I reviewed pretty objectively for the most part- care to show me an example of my bias? Here and the message board. You are starting to make it uncool. Make it stop, make it stop, make it stop! Get out get out get out! You know that Best of Regal tape? Yea...that whole review was biased bullshit. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Banky Report post Posted January 31, 2003 I dunno. you just never told me this was going here that's all. Uh oh, Hogan's mad. Let us handle things CWM. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest cobainwasmurdered Report post Posted January 31, 2003 Bob, seriously what crawled up your ass and died lately? Going on all your stupid fucking rants. Bob has been annoying lately. and AM i'll think about making you Food mod. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest cobainwasmurdered Report post Posted January 31, 2003 I dunno. you just never told me this was going here that's all. Uh oh, Hogan's mad. Let us handle things CWM. I'm not Mad. Just surprised. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest bob_barron Report post Posted January 31, 2003 Well Bob it's not like you never shilled your cra...stuff at 411. But I say again, I thought Banky was putting the Manifesto in the UGS forum not here. I don't ever start whole threads about it. If someone is talking about a tape or a match I will sometimes let people know my opinion of it can be viewed here. In Site Feedback I posted a link to my Regal review as a joke. Actually my tape review wasn't biased- There were some poor matches on the tape which I gave low star ratings but for the most part the tape was Regal facing awesome wrestlers so the star ratings were pretty damn good. I'm sorry for posting my thoughts on your message board and mission statement- I just didn't think starting a thread with 119 rules sounded like a good idea and the shilling was just starting to bug me a wee bit. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest IDrinkRatsMilk Report post Posted January 31, 2003 Frankenstein anyone? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest cobainwasmurdered Report post Posted January 31, 2003 They aren't rules really and it isn't 119. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest bob_barron Report post Posted January 31, 2003 Bob, seriously what crawled up your ass and died lately? Going on all your stupid fucking rants. Bob has been annoying lately. and AM i'll think about making you Food mod. If I've been annyoing or a bit cranky recently it's because I've gotten no sleep in three days and had a lot of work so I'm sure come Monday cranky Bob will be gone. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Banky Report post Posted January 31, 2003 Well Bob it's not like you never shilled your cra...stuff at 411. But I say again, I thought Banky was putting the Manifesto in the UGS forum not here. I don't ever start whole threads about it. If someone is talking about a tape or a match I will sometimes let people know my opinion of it can be viewed here. In Site Feedback I posted a link to my Regal review as a joke. Actually my tape review wasn't biased- There were some poor matches on the tape which I gave low star ratings but for the most part the tape was Regal facing awesome wrestlers so the star ratings were pretty damn good. I'm sorry for posting my thoughts on your message board and mission statement- I just didn't think starting a thread with 119 rules sounded like a good idea and the shilling was just starting to bug me a wee bit. Oh fuck Bob, shut your mouth. Did your fingers ever get cramped from typing complete pointless bullshit? Go stick your dick into your mom's vacuum cleaner a dream of Tina Fey. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest AM The Kid Report post Posted January 31, 2003 Thanks CWM. Now back to pimping the board.... Take the elevator... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest AM The Kid Report post Posted January 31, 2003 There is nothing wrong with dreaming about Tiny Fey... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest IDrinkRatsMilk Report post Posted January 31, 2003 Am the Kid is now officially my bitch/sidekick. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Banky Report post Posted January 31, 2003 Am the Kid is now officially my bitch/sidekick. Whoa whoa, he's *our* sidekick/bitch. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
