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UGS: Our Mission Statement

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Guest The Amazing Rando

it has come to my attention that without "RANDO" you would not have "cObaiNwAsmuRdereD"...

 

it makes so much sense...

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Guest Sassquatch

The UGS board has it's own little community.

 

Personally, I like the posters we have there right now but in no way would I post at the board with the motive of trying to "steal" other posters from the Smarts.

 

Dames, no matter how stubborn he acted at times, did his damndest to get this board back up to speed and I am truly happy that things worked out for him to where he could fix the board.

 

The site has it problems Dames, but you run a tight ship which is not easy with the number of posters you have here.

 

I commend you on being able to maintain a level of control here Damian.

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Guest Just call me Dan

I will never leave this board, even though I may devote more concentration to the UGS. I just would like it to succedd just like I am quite pleased with how well this board has done. I like the job he does also and I am very appreciative of this board and will always be.

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Guest Just call me Dan

Thanks for telling me how long it lasts, I figured it was an all night thing and was about to go to sleep. Now I guess I'll stay up and spend more precious sleeping time on here posting and sacrificing my conciousness in my morning classes and shift at work.......

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Guest cobainwasmurdered

It's only supposed to be a half hour but with Ezboard...who knows. wait the 30 and if it's still down go to bed.

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Guest AlwaysPissedOff
I lub you all

You LIE!

 

:firing:

 

 

Seriously though, I do wish UGS success for the future.

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Guest AlwaysPissedOff
Well everyone but you APO.

Awwww....

 

I'll be your friend!!!!!!

 

 

:(

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Guest RobJohnstone
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I. We don't want any of you WWE folder drones. You're the reason why people avoid this place. When you folks learn how to think critically on your own, we'll give you a ring. Until then, we don't want you. As a unit, we'd rather have people who understand wrestling without having to regurgitate Scott Keith.

 

II. With point #1 in mind, we want you to feel free discussing wrestling at the UGS. Here, you can discuss realistic wrestling issues, not bullshit such as the fans don't want Hogan back. Thats only a poster trying to convince itself of something thats false. Rather, discuss your true feelings and convince others YOU are right.

 

III. Be innovative. We don't want any sheep here, We aren't fucking shepards, we are educated individuals. By being innovative, you'll distance yourself from the pack and make yourself known. It's quite liberating to be unique - so try it.

 

IV. There are some posters we flat out DON'T want! So we are giving out personal invitations for people tp stay the hell away from our place. So the people the distinct pleasure of being shitlisted are: The Gheyme, RobJohnstone, Johnson1620, Rob E Dangerouslyand especially Dames. And Dames...you are the worst of them all. We don't even want you to breathe on our folder. Nice guys do finish last.

 

V. Why stay at the smartmarks? So the admins can disrespect you? We won't be too greedy and expect you to post from a slow server. We are here for you, not here for our pocketbooks. Obviously the people who run this board need to address a few issues. You fixed it now, but its too little too late - boyz.

 

VI. You all are probably thinking, "The Undergournd Smarks has been around for months with no action". And you're right. But things have changed. There is a new guard now. IDrinkRatsMilk and myself have injected the folder with unparalleled excitement. Its taken a complete 180, and its on the way up. Its a totally different, and fucked up experience. Consider it like the first time you took LSD.

 

VII. No monotonous garbage. All fresh and exciting topics. There will be no 'Should the WWE bring back Stonecold' or other topics that have been brought up over and over and over and over and over.

 

VIII. To have an opinion, you must back it up. Don’t just tell us what we want to hear, enlighten us. Give us reasons WHY you think this way. God gave you a brain for a reason. If you don’t use it, we’ll ban your ass. Don’t like it, tough shit.

 

IX. You believe strongly in something – say it. We won’t ban you. BUT, if you can’t back up your topic, you’re gone. No one will censor you for engaging in intelligent conversation, but we'll pull rank for being a mindless troll.

 

X. As a member, you’ll do anything to further the boards productivity. If that means recruiting new members, thinking of innovative topics, or getting into a heated discussion – do it. You are a loyal soldier, and it is expected you do whatever you can for it.

 

XI. Once you pledge yourself to the board, you are in forever. UGS will be a part of your mind, body, and soul.

 

XII. When you sign up, you are assigned a number. Regardless of your ranking, you are equal to everyone else. No one tells you what to do, or how to do it. Your individuality is all you have, exercise it.

 

XIII. To further topics, the leaders of each folder must search for daily news and happenings. After that, when everyone has time, they’ll search through the folders are discuss the daily matters. It is your duty to see whats going on in the world around you. Educate yourself.

 

XIV. UGS will educate you. If you learned something new today, share it. NO ONE can insult you for sharing something new, as it’ll be something positive and constructive to our being. Most likely if you’ve just learned it, others have yet to hear about it. Together, we'll all grow as individuals.

 

XV. This won’t be a message board for ridiculous nonsense, there will be insights and commentaries that will make it engaging. We will be entertaining and educational with a side crudeness. The crudeness only adds excitement. Kinda like desert after eating your cauliflower.

 

XVI. The quality of posts will equal out to being involved in exclusive folders. You will be rewarded for advertising, sharing, and adding to the board. We are only as good as our posters.

 

XVII. Other boards may proclaim that they don’t want 'dramah', but if heated arguments arise out of debates, we are all for it. Be passionate about your beliefs, as mentioned earlier, God gave you a brain, USE it.

 

XVIII. As far as being a mod, its invite only, so don’t ask us because we’ll come to you.

 

XIX. We thank you all for reading this, and possibly joining the board. Together, as a collective unity, we'll have a cyber experience that will be unparalleled. Together, we'll learn, laugh, and cry. Join us because if you had a message board - we'd join yours.

sounds like a cult to me. anyway, how is this site here to make money? i don't understand. Explain. I do know I offered Dames money so he could speed up the server, asking nothing in return and he refused. Sounds like a pretty nice guy to me. You guys are ghey.

 

--Rob

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Guest IDrinkRatsMilk

It's an over the top mission statement, Rob. You don't have to dissect every little thing we say. Besides, you were mentioned by name as being unwanted, why should we care what you say?

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Guest RobJohnstone

BTW I would like to add, yes bob_barrons reviews aren't the greatest, hell I don't like them but 1. Can you do better? and 2. Since you can't, don't shit on him. It's kind of like the wwe folder. All those "sheep" talk about wrestling like they were 20 year vets, you just made the same mistake by shitting on barron. You make no point at all other than saying you do not like dames and the mods and you want to control the yard. Also, when you use the word "nigga" a million times, it really doesn't hold you up to be all that intelligent. ALl I am saying is, if you are trying to pimp your board, try to look intelligent. Right now you look like some ghey invasion. A half ass'd invasion at that. So, in closing, do not try to insult people when you cannot do any better yourself. And stop pimping some half ass'd board on this really good board.

 

--Rob

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Guest IDrinkRatsMilk

Yes, I can do better than barron. I choose not to.

We did not use the word nigga a million times. I used the word nigga once, while quoting a line from the JT Money song "Who Dat". Go read a book you illiterate son of a bitch and step up your vocab.

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Guest RobJohnstone

SP I think you are very intelligent and I hold you in high regards but people like IDRM and banky are straight idiots. Dumb as a doorknob. They couldn't hold an intelligent discussion if their lives depended on it. I am not one who is gifted to put my words and thoughts on paper, or in text. If you want your board to suceed, which I don't care either way, you need better spokespeople. People who do not use the N word everytime they get the chance. That is a bad word and has no place being used in any context here. Thanks

 

--Rob

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Guest IDrinkRatsMilk

Now, Rob, you know that's just not true. I'm a very intelligent person. In fact one time they tried to hook my brain up to a big computer to teach it some stuff, but I was so smart it overloaded and got really hot and it caught on fire.

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Guest RobJohnstone
Yes, I can do better than barron. I choose not to.

We did not use the word nigga a million times. I used the word nigga once, while quoting a line from the JT Money song "Who Dat". Go read a book you illiterate son of a bitch and step up your vocab.

Yeah I bet you could. Barron goes to college to learn how to write. If you think your better you guys review the same shit and let a good reviewer like Retro Rob or Dr.tom judge, see what happens.

 

--Rob

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Guest Agent of Oblivion

Rob, you cumstain, you've got no idea what you're talking about. Have you ever attempted to actually have a conversation with either of them? No? Then shut the fuck up.

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Guest RobJohnstone

AOO, you crackhead, no I have not. I have read enough of their shit to know them well. Also they contradict themselves often, and it makes me laugh.

 

--Rob

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Guest RobJohnstone

AOO, you crackhead, no I have not. I have read enough of their shit to know them well. Also they contradict themselves often, and it makes me laugh.

 

--Rob

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Guest RobJohnstone

thanks. a loser calling me a loser really means alot. now i can join your club.

 

--Rob

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Guest Agent of Oblivion

I didn't call you a loser you fucking moron, I called you a piece of shit, among other things.

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Guest IDrinkRatsMilk

Oh Rob, you funny bastard. Nobody can ever know me, no matter how much of my shit they read. I am an enigma. I am smoke.

I truly am interested as to how I contradict myself. Please tell me.

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Guest RobJohnstone

Go hit the glass pipe buddy. Your sticking up for this dude, calling barron a poor writer, yet he has never written anything we can judge ourselves besides the BS that he puts forth in this forum. You are who you associate with.

 

--Rob

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Guest MrRant

Just a note... please don't post this overly long and boring manifesto at SmarkTalk.

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