Guest Just call me Dan Posted January 31, 2003 Report Posted January 31, 2003 Lex Luger Expects To Return To WWE Posted By Widro on 01.31.03 Lex Luger, despite a poor performance on the latest WWA tour, has told friends that he expects a call from Vince McMahon about a return to WWE in the near future. Luger has bulked up to over 300 pounds, and feels McMahon would be a mark for his increased body mass. In addition, Luger reportedly believes that McMahon is running out of surprise returns, and will turn to Luger for a surprise sometime soon. credit: Wrestling Observer Newsletter
Guest Just call me Dan Posted January 31, 2003 Report Posted January 31, 2003 Anybody know what Luger weighed before this MASSIVE number?
Guest bob_barron Posted January 31, 2003 Report Posted January 31, 2003 This is just Luger bullshitting it sounds like
Zetterberg is God Posted January 31, 2003 Report Posted January 31, 2003 If Vince signs Luger, it is clear that the last remaining shred of sanity he might have had has disapeared
Guest AM The Kid Posted January 31, 2003 Report Posted January 31, 2003 The question really is: would he be heel or face?
Guest the pinjockey Posted January 31, 2003 Report Posted January 31, 2003 If this is true, I have to give Luger credit for marketing himself toward what McMahon likes. He is at least smart.
Guest AlwaysPissedOff Posted January 31, 2003 Report Posted January 31, 2003 Anybody know what Luger weighed before this MASSIVE number? He was like 260-275ish. At least, that's what they always announced him as weighing in WCW.
Guest Just call me Dan Posted January 31, 2003 Report Posted January 31, 2003 I feel he could be on Stasiak levels of miscommunication with the WWE, but my God it could happen, and he is really cathcing on the the WWE's ways of hiring. That may be the one smart thing he has done as far as wrestling is concerned in a long while. I sincerely hope it doesn't pay off unless he's just comedic relief like he was in WCW. I found him rather funny even if that role was unintentional.
Guest Youth N Asia Posted January 31, 2003 Report Posted January 31, 2003 I don't think Luger's "suprise" return will amount to anything. He has a high opinion of himself and must have forgotten that this isn't 1990. If he comes back I'll Rikishi the angle...just change the station any time he's on
Guest Brian Posted January 31, 2003 Report Posted January 31, 2003 Didn't we just have this talk with Stasiak?
Guest Just call me Dan Posted January 31, 2003 Report Posted January 31, 2003 Good idea. Oh and I want to apologise for my misspelling of the thread title, that really pisses me off. Anyway, he brings nothing to the table. He can't draw AT ALL, no charisma or work ethic and he's injury prone. Hogan drew one show, has charisma. Hall and Nash had charisma. Steiner had charisma and has drawn a bit. Luger isn't half as profitable as those guys who haven't amounted to much (or never did) in their latest tenure in the WWE. Steiner may still have legs, but he'd really need to work on some things, he just seems uncomfortable out there.
Guest tank_abbott Posted January 31, 2003 Report Posted January 31, 2003 Any one got a pic of Lex from the WWA???
Guest Just call me Dan Posted January 31, 2003 Report Posted January 31, 2003 Any one got a pic of Lex from the WWA??? Here.
Guest jester Posted January 31, 2003 Report Posted January 31, 2003 If Vince signs Luger, it is clear that the last remaining shred of sanity he might have had has disapeared Nah. That happens when he caves into Warrior's insane demands to bring him back.
Guest tank_abbott Posted January 31, 2003 Report Posted January 31, 2003 I thought Lex had a bigger nose?
Guest AllCanadian Posted January 31, 2003 Report Posted January 31, 2003 I don't have a pic but I saw a few and that added "mass" is pure fat he looked like crap.
Guest Jobber of the Week Posted January 31, 2003 Report Posted January 31, 2003 Any one got a pic of Lex from the WWA??? Here. LOL!!!!! I was going to suggest a picture of a cow, but that's funny enough on it's own.
Guest Raven_Effect01 Posted January 31, 2003 Report Posted January 31, 2003 I've always thought that Luger looked like a horse, so I thought that was a very appropriate pic, LOL.
Guest Respect The 'Taker Posted January 31, 2003 Report Posted January 31, 2003 The question really is: would he be heel or face? More like 'What the FUCK is Vince thinking' I've ALWAYS hated Luger and i ALWAYS will, i just wish the motherfucker would piss off and try and come to terms with the fact that he means nothing to wrestling. UYI
Guest nikowwf Posted January 31, 2003 Report Posted January 31, 2003 Why are we discussing how stupid vince would be for signing luger? he's not....i can say right now that i expect vince to come to my house this weekend to sign me to a contract and it would be about 1% less chance of happening that signing luger would. remember the WWE IS GOING TO SIGN ROAD WARRIORS rumors? maybe nwa/tna will hire him. they seem to have a hard-on for old guys who can't wrestle lately... niko
Guest FeArHaVoC Posted January 31, 2003 Report Posted January 31, 2003 This is Luger just running his mouth and being a Business man. He tells people that WWE is Interested in him, then WWA and maybe TNA throw Bigger money at him so they can keep him. Fuck Luger
Guest kurtangledoesnotsuck Posted January 31, 2003 Report Posted January 31, 2003 I wouldn't be surprised if Vince signed him. The thing is, who cares about Luger. A lot of the younger fans will not have a clue who he really is, and the older fans will just turn off. I think the writers and Triple H did a great job on the Raw after the Rumble putting Steiner back on then rails after that horrible match. But I don't see what they'd do with Luger - they have too many guys at the moment as it is. Unless Vince is overcome by paranoia and buys all wrestlers who draw in other companies to save himself, I don't see Luger being given a deal.
Guest Si82 Posted January 31, 2003 Report Posted January 31, 2003 This is just Luger bullshitting it sounds like Agreed. No way will Luger come back to the WWE. But then again...
Guest FeArHaVoC Posted January 31, 2003 Report Posted January 31, 2003 Btw @ Luger using the Excuse "I put on Weight to Impress Vince"
Guest midnight_burn Posted January 31, 2003 Report Posted January 31, 2003 I know this is almost certainly nothing more than a bunch of Luger's ego-stroking bullshit, but the way the WWE's been headed i wouldn't be even slightly surprised to see Vince and friends make a totally moronic move like bringing Luger in.
Guest Kid Kablam Posted January 31, 2003 Report Posted January 31, 2003 Jester how in God's name do you come up with such funny stuff time after time? There are times where I'll scroll down the page not looking at the names and I'll see your sig pic and go "I'll bet Jester did that." And lo and behold, when I look at the name, it's you. Keep up the good work.
Guest jester Posted January 31, 2003 Report Posted January 31, 2003 Jester how in God's name do you come up with such funny stuff time after time? There are times where I'll scroll down the page not looking at the names and I'll see your sig pic and go "I'll bet Jester did that." And lo and behold, when I look at the name, it's you. Keep up the good work. A copy of photoshop and way too much time on my hands, man.
Guest Kid Kablam Posted January 31, 2003 Report Posted January 31, 2003 I still bow at your awesomeness
Guest THE MIGHTY THOR Posted January 31, 2003 Report Posted January 31, 2003 Any one got a pic of Lex from the WWA??? Here. Luger has overdosed on horse steroid!!!!!!
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