Guest converge241 Posted January 31, 2003 Report Posted January 31, 2003 Cole last night: "What is the relationship between Moore and Hardy?" That line is just going into ludicrous territory with him now I mean hello? how many weeks has the angle been going on now? Its pretty clear to a blind person what the deal is.
Guest Goodear Posted January 31, 2003 Report Posted January 31, 2003 Well, trying to explain why Moore keeps hanging out with a guy that kicks his ass every week is a bit puzzling.
Guest kurtangledoesnotsuck Posted January 31, 2003 Report Posted January 31, 2003 Stop slagging off Michael Cole. He has improved greatly recently and is sometimes better than JR.
Guest converge241 Posted January 31, 2003 Report Posted January 31, 2003 yes but he still has this recurring problem its not hard to figure out shannon wants to be a part of something and Matt abuses him/uses him for his own means
Guest Si82 Posted January 31, 2003 Report Posted January 31, 2003 Michael Cole is a complete moron. I just can't stand him and his bunch of ass backwards comments, like: "What's the realtionship between..." "What's here doing out here Tazz?" And, of course: Someone's music and titantron come on and he says: "Who's this Tazz?" What a fuckwit. Mind you I can't think of one decent commentator in the WWE today.
Guest kurtangledoesnotsuck Posted January 31, 2003 Report Posted January 31, 2003 Could you do his job? No. Cole is getting better and I'm sick of people roasting him. The abuse is cliched, over-done, Scott Keith-agreeing rubbish. Stop it now.
Mecha Mummy Posted January 31, 2003 Report Posted January 31, 2003 Keep in mind Cole also explained the relationship two or three times during Moore's match. He was more asking "Why does Moore hang out with this guy when he's such a jerk to him?" The only time I have any problem with Cole is when a wrestler gets a weapon and Cole's like "What's he going to do with that?" But Tazz's sarcastic remarks about his mannerisms help it.
Guest THE MIGHTY THOR Posted January 31, 2003 Report Posted January 31, 2003 Stop slagging off Michael Cole. He has improved greatly recently and is sometimes better than JR. That's not saying much about Cole since JR is going senile.
Guest MaxPower27 Posted January 31, 2003 Report Posted January 31, 2003 I like Josh Matthews on Velocity, but they need to get him a new color commentator. Here's a transcript of Velocity: Josh: So, Cat, can you believe what happened to Team Angle on Smackdown? Cat: ... Josh: And what's gotten into Matt Hardy? Cat: ... Josh: What a match Kurt Angle had with Rey Misterio! Cat: ... Josh: Kurt was the only member of Team Angle to pick up a win! Cat: He sure was I mean, WTF?!
Guest areacode212 Posted January 31, 2003 Report Posted January 31, 2003 I've bashed Michael Cole a lot in the past, but he *has* improved a lot in the past few months. He points out stuff like Edge working on the shoulder to soften it up for Benoit's crossface (he never mentioned things like that before) and he isn't nearly as annoying as he used to be. One thing did bug me was when he asked Kurt why he chose Shelton Benjamin to be part of Team Angle, forgetting that it was Paul Heyman who put that team together.
Guest Just call me Dan Posted January 31, 2003 Report Posted January 31, 2003 Ernest Miller came in on smackdown with some fire, but that all died quickly. I notcied his lack of giving a dman in the past few wekks also. I think he bleieves he should be out there fighting borck and throwing up a "3" instead of being a 4th string announcer. Cut his ass.
Guest Bling-Bling Buchanan Posted January 31, 2003 Report Posted January 31, 2003 Michael Cole and The Coach should switch places IMO. Coach is much more clever and knowledgable.
Mecha Mummy Posted January 31, 2003 Report Posted January 31, 2003 No, Coach is without a doubt one of the biggest dorks to ever do commentary.
Guest Army Eye Posted January 31, 2003 Report Posted January 31, 2003 Stop slagging off Michael Cole. He has improved greatly recently and is sometimes better than JR. Uh. no he hasn't. And why you bring up JR? WHAT IS THE RELATIONSHIP BETWEEN COLE AND JR??
Guest Chuck Woolery Posted January 31, 2003 Report Posted January 31, 2003 Uh. no he hasn't. And why you bring up JR? WHAT IS THE RELATIONSHIP BETWEEN COLE AND JR?? Uh... they're both play-by-play guys?
Guest Powerplay Posted January 31, 2003 Report Posted January 31, 2003 Stop slagging off Michael Cole. He has improved greatly recently and is sometimes better than JR. Uh. no he hasn't. And why you bring up JR? WHAT IS THE RELATIONSHIP BETWEEN COLE AND JR?? They are both the play by play announcers, so you can make valid comparisons between them. And I think that Josh Matthews does a great job on Velocity. He generally knows the move names and he's pretty knowledgable. Cat, on the other hand, seems to be fucking sleeping half the time.
Guest Army Eye Posted January 31, 2003 Report Posted January 31, 2003 lol.. come on guys. I was doing my best Cole impression
Guest notJames Posted January 31, 2003 Report Posted January 31, 2003 No, Coach is without a doubt one of the biggest dorks to ever do commentary. Amen.
Guest kurtangledoesnotsuck Posted January 31, 2003 Report Posted January 31, 2003 Coachman has never called a move in his life. In his case, I could do his job, and be funnier to boot.
Guest Powerplay Posted January 31, 2003 Report Posted January 31, 2003 lol.. come on guys. I was doing my best Cole impression Damn j00. It was so damn convincing....
Guest notJames Posted January 31, 2003 Report Posted January 31, 2003 Coachman has never called a move in his life... Seriously. He shills for whatever other crap is happening on RAW while the match is going on, and only interrupts the shilling when some high impact manouver or near-fall occurs in the ring. Then all he can say is "Oooh, Spike kicks out of a two-count..." and then continues blathering on and on about Lita's earrings or somesuch nonsense. He needs a beating in the worst way.
Guest kurtangledoesnotsuck Posted January 31, 2003 Report Posted January 31, 2003 He's a joke figure, pure and simple, and he needs a good whooping.
Mecha Mummy Posted January 31, 2003 Report Posted January 31, 2003 He spent like a minute trying to explain why Christopher Nowinski has no game. What a LOSER. I hope WWE does the commentary thing at Axxess this year, I get to do PBP with Coachman, and I can tear him apart under the guise of a heel color commentator.
Guest Raven_Effect01 Posted January 31, 2003 Report Posted January 31, 2003 Coach trying to sound black even though he talks like he's white:"Maven in da HOUUUUUSSSE!" Lita with her creaky voice:"OOOHHH YES HE IS IN DA HOUUUSSSE, COACH!" Ugh.
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