Guest Kotzenjunge Report post Posted February 3, 2003 I got into an argument with someone about this, because they derided the good name of my... well, name. So, which is the better eating utensil? Think practically, people, not like in terms of weapons or something. And totally ignore the fact that a guy named Patrick Spoon made this poll. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest EQ Report post Posted February 3, 2003 Spoon... NO DOUBT. You can do everything you can do with a fork AND you can eat soup. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest cobainwasmurdered Report post Posted February 3, 2003 Fork. I like to stab stuff. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Kinetic Report post Posted February 3, 2003 You can't cut steak with a spoon, while the fork is a valuable assistant tool in that endeavor. Then again, it's hard to eat cereal with a fork. Ultimately, steak > cereal, so I'm forced to side with the fork. This topic may prove once and for all how practical the spork really is. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest IDrinkRatsMilk Report post Posted February 3, 2003 I'm adding a write in vote for guns. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest MarvinisaLunatic Report post Posted February 3, 2003 What about the spork? Its the best of both worlds. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest EQ Report post Posted February 3, 2003 If you really wanted to, you could hold down your steak with the spoon and use your knife to cut it. The fork doesn't cut anything. You can also use the edge of the spoon to cut through meat that's not too tough. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Amazing Rando Report post Posted February 3, 2003 Does anybody know a Patrick Fork around here... or a Patrick Spork... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest AM The Kid Report post Posted February 3, 2003 I've always had a thing against spoons...I dont know why. But hey, forks are good for gouging out eyes! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Kotzenjunge Report post Posted February 3, 2003 Didn't I say to NOT think in terms of a weapon? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Will Scarlet Report post Posted February 3, 2003 I always preferred the spork. Sporks are awesome. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Youth N Asia Report post Posted February 3, 2003 Fork...it just serves more earthly purposes. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Respect The 'Taker Report post Posted February 3, 2003 I always preferred the spork. Sporks are awesome. Unite Spork Marks!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Kotzenjunge Report post Posted February 3, 2003 Shit, fork is dragging spoon... mustn't let the person who made me create the poll know... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest RobJohnstone Report post Posted February 3, 2003 Spoons rule. You can hold liquid such as milk from cereal or soup. Also you can use the sides to cut weak meat. Spoons are superior. --Rob Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest kkktookmybabyaway Report post Posted February 3, 2003 Fork. In a pinch, most cereals can be consumed with a fork, and it's easier to do that than to use a spoon to eat a dead cow/pig/chicken/fish/etc... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Space_Cowboy Report post Posted February 3, 2003 I'll have to side with the Fork, i don't have soup, cereal or anything of that vein often enough to get much use out of a spoon. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Agent of Oblivion Report post Posted February 3, 2003 Definitely the fork. Whenever I eat soup, which is very very rarely, it'll usually be in a cup, and I'll just sip the shit. Soup's a pretty pointless food anyway. Insubstantial. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Midnight Express83 Report post Posted February 3, 2003 Spork wins it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Agent of Oblivion Report post Posted February 3, 2003 Why's everyone got a woody over the spork? It's not useful as a spoon, due to the irregularity in its surface, and as a fork, it falls short due to the curvature of the applied edge. Make a commitment and quit being a middling shit, you fools. FORK OR SPOON?? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest RobJohnstone Report post Posted February 3, 2003 Plus AOO, the pricks on the fork part of the spork break off easily because it is plastic. --Rob Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest EQ Report post Posted February 3, 2003 Well, I'm sure someone somewhere has made a metal spork Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest RobJohnstone Report post Posted February 3, 2003 I have never seen one. --Rob Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest EQ Report post Posted February 3, 2003 Me neither, but you know... if I ever came across one, I wouldn't be surprised by its existence. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest RobJohnstone Report post Posted February 3, 2003 good point. me either --Rob Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest IDrinkRatsMilk Report post Posted February 3, 2003 I've seen a metal spork. It was part of a camping utility knife. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Vern Gagne Report post Posted February 3, 2003 The Spork is pure evil. Man is not supposed to play god with kitchen utensils. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest BifEverchad Report post Posted February 3, 2003 I'd have to say a fork as well. I mean, most of the foods I enjoy are eatin' with a fork. I don't eat much cereal, nor do i have soup all that often, so no big loss. Can you picture eating a plate of spaghetti with a spoon? Nah, me neither... so to those who like spoons better......go FORK yourself! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
EL DANDY~! 0 Report post Posted February 3, 2003 Spoon. all the fuckin way...I'm endorsed by Kotz, you know... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest RugbyDiva Report post Posted February 3, 2003 fingers... who the hell eats strawberries and whipped cream with a fork or spoon? Jeeeez.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
