SWF CLUSTERFUCK COMMENTS

[Guest 5_moves_of_doom]

...24,005 words.

 

I failed two tests, was sick and took three days off of school. I got my parents fucking pissed at me for being in my room all day, and I almost broke up with my girlfriend.

 

EDIT: Only failed one test, sorry. Heh.

 

...but it was worth it.

 

- Taylor "So, So Happy..." Thompson

 

PS I'll read the show/comment in a bit, after basking, heh.

 

Muzz: You're still retarded.

TBS: Yeah, but TNT > j00

Muzz: Highly doubtful.

 

Blah, go... get eaten by a dingo or... something, Muzz. Oh, and for everyon'e information, I'll be posting Clusterfuck's From teh Vault match tomorrow. When I'm like, away. Which I'm not supposed to be right now, ugh.

[Guest Edwin MacPhisto]

See, the next we say "GOD DAMN IT TNT, YOU DON'T SUCK," you have NO RECOURSE.

[Guest El Luchadore Magnifico]

Holy fucking fuck, way to go TNT!

 

Thugg, don't leave, that's sad!

 

And...I won. Yay.

[Guest WrestlingDeacon]

Congrats TNT. I'm glad you won and will try to read your match tomorrow after my brain isn't so fried along with the rest of the show.

[Guest Powerplay]

I dunno if this was a co-write or not, but whoever it was, it looked good. A sad way to end it, though. A very sad way :-(.

 

TNT, I hope you'll finally believe in yourself after this one. You totally deserve it for your effort:-).

 

Congrads to ELM. I'm quite ticked that Tom didn't win, but I'm told it was impossibly close in the end. Good job, damn it :-).

 

And I'm out of communique for about a week. Peace out people. I'll see you after the next show is posted.

[Guest Lightning Flik]

Great job TNT. Way to go!

[Guest Coffin Surfer]

I've only scanned most of the Fuck, and read the end which was hellagreat. TNT really made me look better than I had a right to be. ELM vs. TNT in a ME feud for the title, will no doubt lead to the biggest ratings in the history of the company! It will be interesting to say the least.

 

To be honest, I thought that Flesher was going to take the title, so Iwas actually going to job Clusterfuck to Frost since it made the most since storyline wise by having him go over Francis at the end.

[Guest kelloggs]

Well TNT, my only question is why didn't you jobs this one to me... I'd have gladly given you the JL TV title back if you put me over in this match. In all seriousness you really have a gift for the written word. Also, I will definitely comment on everything I can tommorrow, but for now I got sleep and class early.

[Guest Tod deKindes]

Looking at other entries, I don't think I could've stomached losing this one, had I written. But then again, I didn't have it in me to write the whole damn thing in a week. It would've taken me a month to write anything remotely good.

 

See ya in a couple weeks.

[Guest HVilleThugg]

Ok...here come my comments...in pieces as I read the show...

 

Opening Promo

Well, I wrote this, so it's hard for me to comment on it until I see what people thought about it. I will say that the promo works better if read it while remembering that it was written under the pretense of things going a different way in my match with Bo. Unfortunately, things had to change at the last minute, so, while the promo does make sense, it's not going to really lead to anything now...Oh well. Your thoughts?

 

HVT vs. Bo

Interesting match...very brutal, and I would say that it was a little two brutal for my tastes at times. But all in all, it was a good match, and I could really feel the hate between the two. As far as the ending is concerned...I dunno...the verdict is still out on that one for me. I'm kind of under the impression that if you break your neck to the point that it's sticking out of your skin, you'd probably be dead. I could be wrong, but that's a serious break and would probably destroy your spinal cord. Also, I would have liked to see Thugg do something other than just lay there, but he was really destroyed by that point, so I guess it would have been really unrealistic there. Also, I kind of felt like the ending was too long...it took too long to do what he was trying to do, maybe could have been cut in half to make Thugg quit. Anyway, on the whole...good match...ending could have been a little better, but it was just as brutal as you expect a stip match like that to be when you put two people that truly hate one another. Hopefully Bo can build on the big win, and get to the next level.

 

...more to come once I'm done reading the epic novel of a CF match

 

Da "ouch, my neck" H

[Guest Beingz0wningj00]

Well.... I certainly didn't expect TNT to triumph... Way to go you little bastard. I will still kill you again.

 

 

I apologize for a noshow... but I unfortunately was unable to do so. I will be writing some promos over the next two weeks though. So yay.

 

Dammit Mag needs to be broken. And always a pleasure to see Thugg get dismantled... Just kidding buddy.

[Guest Perfect_Bo]

Um...TnT won...way to go man... It took a 14 year old boy, that can be out there looking for females so he can get rid of his virginity to win this match out of 4 other people that wrote. 15 people didnt show, a few of them we knew wasnt going to show, but happen to the rest...Anyways, way to go TnT...I'm proud of you.

 

My match...well, for Thugg...The ending wasnt all that because we talked at the last minute and changed some things..I had something else planned, but since you had to bounce, then I did what I had to do. Oh, and the bone stickin out of the skin...that has happen before, trust me, my Unkle... Yes, it was brutal and shit, but people that hate each other goes through that.

 

ELM, way to go man...nice match...well, now you have TnT on your ass, and you know that I will be right behind you.

 

Bo

[Guest Suicide King]

Ah. The temper has simmered to a low boil, and now I can comment.

 

First of all a major congrats to TNT for winning. It was very close, as of the five matches I received they were only separated by 27 points on a 100 point scale. Not bad when you consider really... but everyone can see for themselves why TNT won... I'd like to talk about the other guys.

 

Let's start with Ejiro Fasaki. You guys have no idea how close Ejiro came to winning. Can you imagine how this place would have exploded if a new bumpee won the clusterfuck? Yay, Brock Lesnar push! Seriously though, Fasaki's match had some stellar pacing and psychology, not to mention some great storyline research. I anticipate great things from this bumpee, sooner, not later.

 

Next, Mak Francis. I hope Mak posts his match because it was a real treat to read... he captured perfectly how everyone of us (hopefully) feels about wrestling. If this were an English class Mak would have won hands down, as he had the BEST atmosphere of anyone. Reading his match made you feel exactly like you were in the arena watching this match front row center. I didn't know Mak could write like this frankly, but now that I do my opinion of him has risen greatly. His is the one match I wouldn't mind people telling me that I had made a mistake on and that he should have won. In the end I had to suppress my own creative writing urges and stick to my scoring guns though.

 

Craven. A good match. Many people give Ash crap. I hear this, even though I don't go to the chatroom very often. But I do not give Ash crap, as I know that Ash has some very real talent. Once he learns two or three more cardinal rules he could be a mighty midcard militiaman. His match had some very creative spots in addition to well thought out sequences and counters. But Ash wrote, and he wrote well. In my eyes Ash is a winner in every way.

 

Frost. The odds on favorite wrote a match he can be proud of. It's only a matter of time before Frost is in the main event; we all know it. And this match showed it. Frost choreographed his match like a master, weaving people around the ring in a dance that was very well conceived and even more executed. I don't know how anyone is going to get the ICTV title off this monster.

 

The main event was hair-splittingly close as well, which came as no surprise to me and probably not to you either. We all know how good they are, but I was still quite pleased. More than enything else I am curious to see where Flesher goes from here as ELM evens the singles match record to 1-1-1 between them.

 

Another example of a good PPV because of the match-writing and not the no-showing. I shudder to think of how good they could be if the no-showing would drop and the match-writing would stay the same.

[Guest AnnieEclectic]

First, to TNT, whom I love dearly. Thank you ever so much for giving me at least some in character credibility. Hot, damn.

 

Secondly, I wish to apologize for my no show, when I had serious ambitions that I could do it. Unfortunatly I hat a major wall at 4k that I couldn't get around. I took 5 hours of doing nothing but writing on wednesday and came out with 500 words. That was one of my better periods. I have a fear now that I can't write more than 5 or 6k because... i've never done it. Even with a match where I'd have to go over regardless. This was a rather devastating revalation.

 

I'll comment more when I read the other two matches, I started and ended tonight with the CFuck.

 

-Annie

[Guest Lightning Flik]

I have a fear now that I can't write more than 5 or 6k because... i've never done it. Even with a match where I'd have to go over regardless. This was a rather devastating revalation.

Don' t EVER think like that! You'll be able to pull off thosse 5-6k matchs. If you ever get into a mind rut like that, you'll soon begin to foster doubts about "oh, if only I had done this better" and stuffy like that.

 

So please, don't fret over it. Hell, somedays your 4k matchs are just as fabulous as some 5-6k ones I've read in the last while.

 

 

*thinks about what I had just said* ...hm...

[Guest kelloggs]

Cluster's opener

 

I felt that the opening promo was handled well. I can't say that it was a blockbuster or anything, but I believe it got the point across. This gave me, as a reader, a nice little reminder of what this PPV stood for and a few of the character motivations.

 

Bo v Thugg

 

The one thing I look for in a match, personally, is a good undercurrent. If the match has a internal storyline that I can understand and get into then it has done its job. The point of your undercurrent being you don't fuck with Bo's family, as it's what drives him and I believe Thugg had already slept with his wife.

 

Much like Thugg's critque, I think that the ending could have been cut short. It felt like some of the stuff was just tacked on. But the good thing about the match was the flow, which made sense. The idea that Bo would pull out a ladder because he knew it would take more than he's ever done to take out Thugg, may have been the best part of this match, internal storyline and actual wrestling wise, because it freshened up the atmosphere. The spot where Thugg got thrown onto the proped up ladder... that was a kick to read. The multiple chair shots, lost some of their value with the back and forth nature of an I Quit match and I, personally, would have liked that to be saved for the actual finish. I loved the toolbox spot with the scisscors and Thugg climbing the top rope. The only thing that I would have done match wise, to help with the progression to the multi chair shot finish, is play up the use of weapons with moves, like in the neckbreaker spot on the chair. DDT's, suplexes, maybe even a 'Retarded Frogsplash'. But, like I said before, I felt the undercurrent and a gruesome finish made sure that, as the reader, I got the point.

 

TNT v the World

 

I've read all the matches, reread mine and I'll admit it's hard to comment on a match that beat out something I put a great deal of effort into, while looking at the positive aspects, but damn you TNT, you didn't give me anything to bitch about. There were no real problems with this match. A difference in the elimination process, but that is to be expected. Quite frankly, the wrestling was at your usual quality and the tone of the match was less humorous, which was the only thing most of the other people here will say was holding you back. Exciting action and a good concept of all the interactions in the fed. You put people over and I don't think you did a detrement to anyone's character. If I had to pick out an idea that I liked the most it would have to be Frost getting triple teamed... because I was apart of it... and Annie getting the ironwomen. The final image of her, literally covered in her on blood from head to toe, much like her idol in her banner, just reeked of coolness and lead to a smart finish.

 

I tip my hat to you my young friend and since you were one of the first people to talk to me in this fed, I couldn't say that I lost to a better person... well, maybe Ejiro cause he's originally from Philly and if you read my match, cheap plug, you'd know he's Justice and Rule, or Frost because he knows football and that's the sign of a cool guy and Ash, Ash is older than you and therefore better...

 

ELM v Tom

 

Wow, this was a match. I read Fleshers and I don't think either of you wasted a moved. Nothing was just there for padding. The undercurrent, the atmosphere... maybe a little more commentary as it seems like it was just there to break the action. The ladder played its part well and you sold the leg throughout the ENTIRE match. And I do mean the ENTIRE match. Being able to come up with a match while limiting your moveset is very difficult, but this shows someone how to do it.

 

I'd like to devote a small paragraph to that finish, as it was one of the best written things I have seen. I loved Tom's finish and it made me mark, but ELM's use of the post to implement his sub, just made something in my brain go, click, and then I couldn't stop smiling. That was the most innovative use of a No Dq and sub stip, I've ever seen for a finish. A fitting end to Tom's tapless streak, the Ultimate sub match doesn't really count in my book and that might have been the one thing that put this match over Tom's in such a close decision.

 

I'm honestly proud of this show and the above comments from King make me feel all warm and fuzzy and junk, but it's a shame that more people couldn't finish this match. No shows happen, I've had more than a couple once summer was over and I got bumped to the WF. College along with my practices started up and it's hard to deal, so I don't think CC should be as upset as they are, but I can understand where you guys are coming from. Just know that if we weren't devoted, this thing would have collasped long ago and our PPV, no matter how many no shows there were, wouldn't look this good.

 

M. Francis

[Guest El Luchadore Magnifico]

You rule, Mak. Good luck on Storm.