Predictions for Storm!

[Guest Lightning Flik]

OPENING PROMO

TNT SPEAKS!!!

 

Whatever TNT is going to say, it's going to be swank. Considering he did a hell of a job with his match. Make with the killer promo!!!

 

HARDCORE HANDICAP MATCH

Tom Flesher/Frost vs. Xero

 

Erg... This is going to be ugly, and I see Flesher and Frost walking away with this one.

 

 

SIX MAN TAG MATCH

Magnificent Seven (Judge Mental, Ejiro Fasaki, Fugue) vs. Longdogger Pete, Wildchild, and Johnny Dangerous

 

What the...? A six man tag that has Jonny Dangerous and doesn't include LF? What's the world coming too? I say Mag-7, just because Ejiro seemingly got a lot of praise. Besides, Mag-7 is just koolio right now.

 

 

SINGLES MATCH

CIA vs. Stryke

 

Hm... Tough to say who's going to win this one... I'll be bettin gon CIA to upset Stryke like how JD did in the Clusterfuck.

 

 

US TITLE MATCH

Danny Williams© vs. Mak Francis

 

Uh, I think Danny Williams will be retain against Mak Francis, unless I'm totally off (which I am, naturally).

 

 

MAIN EVENT

NON-TITLE MATCH

El Luchadore Magnifico© vs. Perfect Bo

 

Considering that ELM totally had a great Clusterfuck match (did I mention that you were great ELM? I hadn't? Well take a bow sir!), I think he'll be able to keep Bo off his shoulders for now.

[Guest Tod deKindes]

Leave a damn template, first.

 

OPENING PROMO

TNT SPEAKS!!!

 

 

HARDCORE HANDICAP MATCH

Tom Flesher/Frost vs. Xero

 

 

 

SIX MAN TAG MATCH

Magnificent Seven (Judge Mental, Ejiro Fasaki, Fugue) vs. Longdogger Pete, Wildchild, and Johnny Dangerous

 

 

 

SINGLES MATCH

CIA vs. Stryke

 

 

 

US TITLE MATCH

Danny Williams© vs. Mak Francis

 

 

 

MAIN EVENT

NON-TITLE MATCH

El Luchadore Magnifico© vs. Perfect Bo

[Guest Tod deKindes]

And, my picks.

 

OPENING PROMO

TNT vs The English Language

 

The microphone, in a three minute upset.

 

HARDCORE HANDICAP MATCH

Tom Flesher/Frost vs. Xero

 

Well now, I really DO believe that Xero is quite underrated and DOES have a chance to pull this off ... sha, and monkeys might fly out of my BUTT! [/Wayne Campbell]

 

 

SIX MAN TAG MATCH

Magnificent Seven (Judge Mental, Ejiro Fasaki, Fugue) vs. Longdogger Pete, Wildchild, and Johnny Dangerous

 

If anyone write a 'loser' joke when Pete does his legdrop, I'll be happy ...

 

"Tod Beat Them Both" MATCH

CIA vs. Stryke

 

Kidding. Love you, guys. While this will surely rock, I think CIA's got more of an edge.

 

US TITLE MATCH

Danny Williams© vs. Mak Francis

 

A thirty minute legbar? It could happen.

 

I never DID get my rematch...

 

MAIN EVENT

NON-TITLE MATCH

El Luchadore Magnifico© vs. Perfect Bo

 

Elmo's hot these days. I doubt it shall stop there.

[Guest Lightning Flik]

Leave a damn template, first.

Whoops... Dammit. I totally forgot. Probably because I'm immensely got this urge to write stuffy all the sudden. Sorry about that.

[Guest Goodear]

Leave a damn template, first.

 

OPENING PROMO

TNT SPEAKS!!!

 

Oh man is the Magnificent Seven looking stupid letting this one get away! Flesher comes out and is all ... THATS MY TITLE SHOT and TNT goes "neener neener, King's Road turned into King of The Road match with Blacktop Bully and Dustin Rhodes" and then marks the stipulations against ELM as a "TNT has to win the title" match and the world rejoices.

 

HARDCORE HANDICAP MATCH

Tom Flesher/Frost vs. Xero

 

Tom and Frost fight each other and Xero wins by countout or some such. This is the odd booking... why not stick an actual tag team in here and have a defense or something? Stick CIA and Z in there or something...

 

SIX MAN TAG MATCH

Magnificent Seven (Judge Mental, Ejiro Fasaki, Fugue) vs. Longdogger Pete, Wildchild, and Johnny Dangerous

 

Wickity Wack don't come back. M7 pride y'all even though I'm expecting some communication problems and such to hamper both teams. But at least one side is going to show up...

 

SINGLES MATCH

CIA vs. Stryke

 

Uhmmm .... go CIA! More masked wrestlers to the top of the card! YAY!

 

 

US TITLE MATCH

Danny Williams© vs. Mak Francis

 

Danny is a lot better writing the singles matches IMO. Mak is still trying to shake the SJL sophmore year and get back in the flow. I think Danny can take this one.

 

 

MAIN EVENT

NON-TITLE MATCH

El Luchadore Magnifico© vs. Perfect Bo

 

Uhmmmm ELM ... because why not?

[Guest Powerplay]

HARDCORE HANDICAP MATCH

Tom Flesher/Frost vs. Xero

Evidence: Xero has left the building. Repeat, Xero has left the building. Frost and Tom will probably do something interesting here, and I have a few ideas of what it is.

Judge's Verdict: I think they should destroy Xero in 16 seconds and then bust out an impromtu Tag Team Title match. Please oh PLEASE say that's what is happening.

 

SIX MAN TAG MATCH

Magnificent Seven (Judge Mental, Ejiro Fasaki, Fugue) vs. Longdogger Pete, Wildchild, and Johnny Dangerous

Evidence: Well, the Magnificent 7 team got together last night and pretty much got everything planned out and such, and I personally think that we stand a great chance due to our early organization. I have no idea of what organization exists on the other side of the ring.

Judge's Verdict: MOTN either way. Read this son of a bitch, okay?

 

SINGLES MATCH

CIA vs. Stryke

Evidence: Stryke has yet to really find his niche. CIA HAD a match done for CF, but couldn't think of a great ending to put it off, so he no-showed. That's VERY sad, IMO.

Judge's Verdict: Always bet on the Canadian. He has the stuff to be the next Edwin, and I think he'll be proving it soon.

 

US TITLE MATCH

Danny Williams© vs. Mak Francis

Evidence: Mak has really done well with his face turn, and I always enjoy his matches. Danny is always solid, and he never seems to be off his A Game.

Judge's Verdict: I think Mak has a shot, but I think Danny is the best choice here. Prove me wrong, Mak.

 

MAIN EVENT

NON-TITLE MATCH

El Luchadore Magnifico© vs. Perfect Bo

Evidence: Both guys are coming off MASSIVE wins from CF, and this is probably the closest match on the card right now. But... I think ELM has enough to take this, though it's really a 50-50 toss up.

[Guest Coffin Surfer]

HARDCORE HANDICAP MATCH

Tom Flesher/Frost vs. Xero

 

Da hell?

 

SIX MAN TAG MATCH

Magnificent Seven (Judge Mental, Ejiro Fasaki, Fugue) vs. Longdogger Pete, Wildchild, and Johnny Dangerous

 

Yeah! Six Man! Six Man! Featuring young punks and two old timers. This is gonna kick ass. I'd go with the M7 to take the win.

 

 

SINGLES MATCH

CIA vs. Stryke

I haven't seen that much out of Stryke since his return, so I'll take CIA.

 

 

 

US TITLE MATCH

Danny Williams© vs. Mak Francis

 

King's comments after Clusterfuck, has got me scared about this match.

 

MAIN EVENT

NON-TITLE MATCH

El Luchadore Magnifico© vs. Perfect Bo

 

After pulling off the upset and defeating Tom, ELM is now officially the Man. So Bo don't stand a chance, sorry man.

[Guest WrestlingDeacon]

OPENING PROMO

TNT SPEAKS!!!

-Hell In a Kennel II baby!

 

HARDCORE HANDICAP MATCH

Tom Flesher/Frost vs. Xero

-Frost and Flesher go to a strip club and allow Mr. Bukkake and the Memphis Eel to job Xero with an iron claw/backslide combo.

 

 

SIX MAN TAG MATCH

Magnificent Seven (Judge Mental, Ejiro Fasaki, Fugue) vs. Longdogger Pete, Wildchild, and Johnny Dangerous

-I think the Mag 7 boys have it all over the competition in terms of chemistry and communications, which is very big in a six man tag. However, I would love to see an alliance of the face team become a lasting thing and possibly jazz up the tag division.

 

 

SINGLES MATCH

CIA vs. Stryke

-Now that TNT has proved his metal and rumors have it that the Todski is hanging up the boots for the time being, Stryke earns the mantel of being the most underrated in the fed. CIA is damn hard to beat when he's on, as I can attest too. This could be a real sleeper of a match. I'll go with Stryke who appears to have the hotter hand at this time.

WINNER: STRYKE

 

US TITLE MATCH

Danny Williams© vs. Mak Francis

-Potential to be a real classic. Puro workrate freaks should love this. I'm pulling for Mak, because winning the US Title could really help to get his career in gear and I think Danny is ready to move up the card.

WINNER: MAK FRANCIS

 

 

MAIN EVENT

NON-TITLE MATCH

El Luchadore Magnifico© vs. Perfect Bo

-I've noticed that ELM usually slacks off a bit after a big ppv win. Bo is writing better than he ever has (from what I've seen) and I know he really wants to move himself into the World title picture. Damn, close. Although I think ELM could use the win to really establish himself as a dominant champion and even further increase TNT's underdog status going into their title match. The story there should be that TNT doesn't have a chance in hell of winning, because it's usually in those instances where the upset occurs.

WINNER: ELM

[Guest Ace309]

special guest predictions by....

 

TOM FLESHMUSSEN, of the BURNING HAMMER TAPE ... Review ("Taaaaaaaaaaaake... oooooooon... meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee... take. on. me. ...")

 

OPENING PROMO

TNT SPEAKS!!!

- Jesus Christ, nothing good has EVER come of giving Thompson the mic. I think all of us over at the BHTR see him as nothing, and it's a shame he's getting pushed based on his relationship with FROST. No matter HOW swank Frost is.

 

HARDCORE HANDICAP MATCH

Tom Flesher/Frost vs. Xero

- FROST! OMG FROST!!!!!!! This guy's AMAZING, and he's carrying Flesher to WHOLE new levels. I hope to someday bear Frost's child and appear in a porn video with him.

 

SIX MAN TAG MATCH

Magnificent Seven (Judge Mental, Ejiro Fasaki, Fugue) vs. Longdogger Pete, Wildchild, and Johnny Dangerous

- They're LONG, WILD AND DANGEROUS~! The first time I saw Fugue, Ejiro, Wildchild and Johnny D, it was on a tape from the JL, and I was just AMAZED. I mean, wow, people, these guys are WEARING their WORKBOOTS while I RANDOMLY capitalize. I have to go with Judjirogue, though, because Pete's just losing his ability to work. BUST OUT A SWANK~! TRIPLE SUBMISSION, GUYS~!

 

SINGLES MATCH

CIA vs. Stryke

- CANADIAN VIOLENCE VS. A HOSSTRALIAN~! My money's on the international guy. The only dissent over on the BHTR on this point was good old Chris Belcourt, who insisted that his countryman would take it.

 

US TITLE MATCH

Danny Williams© vs. Mak Francis

- While Danny makes me feel warm and fuzzy inside, Mak gives me goosebumps all up and down. The winners? THE FANS~!

 

MAIN EVENT

NON-TITLE MATCH

El Luchadore Magnifico© vs. Perfect Bo

- Doesn't matter who wins it, Bo comes out the winner for the show ELM will put on bumping all around him.

ELM~!

[Guest Edwin MacPhisto]

My TV shows were good tonight. Lesbians = ratings. Torture = ratings. As a result...predictions.

 

OPENING PROMO

TNT SPEAKS!!!

--I hope the stip is good, if he reveals it tonight. In any case, I'm hoping for TNT to really set up a big angle and give us a glimpse of character. You've got the ball, m'boy: now run with it.

 

HARDCORE HANDICAP MATCH

Tom Flesher/Frost vs. Xero

--Uh...I don't think this needs prediction. And I don't think Frost and Tom are planning on jobbing either. This will be strictly an angle, and it's their call as to if we're gonna trigger what appears to be a break-up sooner or later.

 

SIX MAN TAG MATCH

Magnificent Seven (Judge Mental, Ejiro Fasaki, Fugue) vs. Longdogger Pete, Wildchild, and Johnny Dangerous

--Judge already called it MOTN and I'm gonna agree. I LOVE SIX MAN TAGS OHMYGOD but you knew that. These are two slick, slick teams, and this should be one helluva hot match. I'm going with the M7 because of Ejiro's strong-ass showing at the CF, but don't count out LDW. In any case, I *really* hope two outta three guys on each of these teams start tagging up permanently. I personally think that going after the tag belts would be a perfect way for Wildchild and Johnny especially to get a foothold and make a name in the WF. With the Princes of the Universe, MakIA, Wild & Dangerous, and, say...uh...Ejugue...or Judjiro...we'd have a damn fun tag division.

 

SINGLES MATCH

CIA vs. Stryke

--C I A! C I A! Take some of those leftover CF words and use em hear, Drew. I'm rootin' for ya.

 

US TITLE MATCH

Danny Williams© vs. Mak Francis

--Oof...this is a tough call. Mak's CF match was fun as hell, but Danny liberates mad ass in singles matches. Since he didn't get CF done, his fingers will be less tired, and that's the only reason I'm giving what should be a push to Danny.

 

MAIN EVENT

NON-TITLE MATCH

El Luchadore Magnifico© vs. Perfect Bo

--Mag beat Tom, and Bo looked great on the PPV. I know Bo is fired up as all hell, and I'm picking him for the upset of the night. One thing's for sure is that Mag REALLY REALLY REALLY needs to nail down a storyline here. Mag/Tom pretty much coasted by on Flesher's King's Road and the leftovers from the December PPV, and I'd love to see TNT/Mag to be absolutely huge. So far Mag's title run has been mostly a shut-up-and-wrestle affair, which was good in the beginning, but has gotten a bit tired. This can be huuuuge--make it so!

[Guest Goodear]

I'm starting to think that the six man needed a higher word limit... but its still early.