The SWF Pirate Crew

[Guest Angel_Grace_Blue]

Well, after reading Billy Budd (Which I haven't finished), I just had to start up this crazy pirate crew. Many people don't know that they are on the crew, but they will now. If you want to join, the only positions available are sailors and marines, so specify which it is. Also, I might impress you as a sailor/marine, and if you don't like that, too bad.

 

All position descriptions can be found here:

Pirate Crew Inf0z

 

Admiral – GOdrea (Me, f00l!)

Vice-Admiral - Mark Stevens

Rear Admiral - King

Captain - Tom

First mate – Zed

First lieutenant – Outcast

Lieutenants – Mak, ELM, Silent

Chaplain – TBS

Purser – Crusen

Master Warrant Officer - Frost

Sailing master – Kaine

Surgeon/apothecary – Crowe

Midshipman – JD

Boatswain – Thoth

Armorer – Silent

Corporal – Sarah

Captain of the Hold – Grunge (Ghost version)

Coxswain – Judge

Mistress-at-Arms – Annie

Ship’s Yeoman – Merc

Ship’s Cook – IL

Captain of the Marines – Edwin

Helmsman – Atlas (Dead from tooling)

Sailors – FTOF, Ced

Marines – Ejiro, Bo (Sniper)

Powder monkeys – Thor, TNT

 

::blades for pirates::

 

Hey Cast, this isn't IGN, I can edit just as much as you can, fool

 

Edit: Atlas was killed, as was Janus, both from tooling, the first from a successful attempt, the latter from an unsuccessful attempt. Tooling is when someone is launched onto a ship with Ash and forced to drift among the seas until the manage to catch back up with the ship, which is a stolen air craft carrier. So, the position of Helmsman is open...

 

Edit 2: I've decided to step down as captain of the mighty aircraft carrier I stole, which I've named the Gonzales. So, Tom, Zed, and others move up in rank, and Silent becomes a lieutenant as well as being in charge of the guns, too. And stuff.

[Guest Edwin MacPhisto]

I'd like to point how funny it is that you got your pirate info from a page off my university's American Studies concentration under the English major.

 

Which is probably what I'm going to graduate with. It truly is a pirate's life for me.

 

Also, I'm thus far very happy with my enlisted marines. Marines rule. Sailors drool. Fall in.

[Guest 5_moves_of_doom]

Powdaaaaaaa Monkaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay

[Guest realitycheck]

::uses his useless power over people::

 

::orders Lieutenant Francis and Lieutenant McClelland to do menial duties::

 

::orders Silent to clean his guns, despite having done it already::

 

::orders a sammich off of IL::

 

::continually corrects Thoth and Merc on what they're supposed to be doing, despite not knowing anything about it::

 

::orders Edwin and his Marines to form a protective shell around him and the other sactioned officers to protect them from the incoming bombardments from the nuclear warships on our tiny, primitive vessile::

 

::stands around and does nothing; refers to it as "supervising"::

 

::exudes authority at it, dammit::

 

-Z

[Guest Kibagami]

::shoots Z twenty-seven times::

 

K.

[Guest realitycheck]

::no-sells::

 

::presents Silent to Annie on 26 counts treason. The, uh, 27th bullet caught me in the head and didn't do anything::

 

-Z

[Guest Ace309]

This thread is rated Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

[Guest Edwin MacPhisto]

As ship's yeoman, I think it's Merc's responsibility to go all old-school and say "Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr you ready...matey?" as frequently as possible.

[Guest Muzz]

I'm going to blade myself to death for not being on that list.

 

*blades*

[janusd 0]

Those of us that aren't listed as pirates....

 

...does this make us fat merchants with lots of money for you to plunder?

 

Arr.

[Guest KingOfOldSchool]

Dammit. Upon seeing this thread, I was immediately reminded of the opening theme song and credits sequence to that cartoon show, Spongebob Squarepants. As bad as I think the show is, I can't get the theme song or the visuals out of my head now.

[Guest WrestlingDeacon]

The ICTV Champion, the Velvet Hammer, the Icelandic Iceman, the only person who takes what you bring him on border runs and incorporates them into his character isn't good enough to be on your boat? That's right, I called it a boat. I guess I'll just have to settle for being the chief engineer on the job train. But if I ever figure out to put water wings on that thing, prepare to be borded!

[Guest Tyler McClelland]

Yar...

 

Would ye like to touch me parrot?

[Guest El Luchadore Magnifico]

Fine! Leave me out! See if I care!

 

*sobs uncontrollably*

[Guest Grand Slam]

Ahem. Two more nominations...

 

Vice-Fleet Admiral - Mark Stevens

Fleet Admiral - Suicide King

 

And who decided to trust Crusen with the money? That's a bad, bad idea...

[Guest Ace309]

I suggest slaughtering G0R0, flaying him and using his hide for our Jolly Roger.

[Guest Thoth]

If this is what I have to endure to convert all of you in SNK-dom, I will bear it.

 

My true motive for joining the SWF has been revealed!

 

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

 

Here is a poem:

 

kill

whitey

the sky is blue

 

I am a Poet Laureate in training LOL

 

I sold your dog for a nickel

[Guest Angel_Grace_Blue]

Gah! Okay, so there are as it looks, many people that want on the list. And I doubt that many of you want to be regular sailors or marines. So, I'm going to have a few more positions open.

 

Vice-Admiral - Stevens

Rear Admiral - KoH

Two lieutenant positions. First come, first serve, unless I don't like you.

[Guest WrestlingDeacon]

If you're still hiring I would like to be Master Warrent Officer

[Guest El Luchadore Magnifico]

*calls Lieutenant*

[Guest CED Ordonez]

Just give me a position that gives me a loaded gun, an eyepatch, and the right to say "Yarrrrr" as I rape, plunder and pillage.

[Guest TheAntipop]

Does this mean I have to stop greeting people with "Ahoy?" Not to mention when I refer to people as "matey", and say "arrrr." In other words, this is a total ripoff of my lifestyle and way of speaking. To Davey Jones' locker with the lot o' ye.

[Guest Angel_Grace_Blue]

No, G, it doesn't mean that you have to change your lifestyle, nor is this a rip-off of your lifestyle. Why, you can even have your choice of a pirate monkey or a parrot, or Thor.

[Guest Insanityman]

Actually, I just peel potatoes, but I can make a mean PP&J.

[Guest Crowe]

\m/ Wooo @ Surgeon.

 

*cuts Crusen open*

[Guest Kibagami]

::smacks the bird with an extra-large condom::

 

K.

[Guest Crowe]

Dude... stop bugging me, I'll fuck you later!

[Guest AnnieEclectic]

For the punishment of 26 counts of treason, i sentence Silent to...

 

...

 

...

 

...

 

CLEAN THE GUNS! CLEAN THEM KIELBASA~! CLEAN THEM FOR ETERNITY!!!

 

BWA HA HA HA HA HA

 

Oh, and pay Zed 2 sheckles for reparations.

 

-Annie

[Guest hhh6294]

Yo 'Drea... I wanna be a Lieutenant instead if one is still open

 

...uh... Yarrrrrr... damnit!

[Guest Tyler McClelland]

No.

 

- TM

 

 

PS - +1