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Guest Kotzenjunge
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Guess what everyone???

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I LOVE KYLIE!!!!!!

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Guest Agent of Oblivion
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I just might possibly be a surly headbanger with a penchant for pornography and psychoactive substances.

Guest Kotzenjunge
Posted

Hey everybody!!!!

 

Agent of Oblivion hates me!!!

 

(of course, we all know that we'd be great buds in real life, but for entertainment purposes [mine and yours], he continues the false abuse)

Guest saturnmark4life
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Did anyone know I like to have anal sex with male geese?

 

No? Fuck.

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hoo. boy.

 

You know . . . I wouldn't mind offering services as mediator if this can be worked out, CWM and BPP.

Guest papacita
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Guess what everybody...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I'M A PEDOPHILE!!!!!!! :)

Guest Midnight Express83
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Papicita is R Kelly?

 

OMG WTF?!?

Guest bob_barron
Posted

Wow treble charged-

 

Papacita has the same hobby you do!

Guest Spaceman Spiff
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Hmm, a talking feline...where have I seen that done so much better...?

Guest Spaceman Spiff
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Bah. Hobbes is the greatest talking feline ever.

 

1) Hobbes

2) Fritz

3) Sylvester

4) Scratchy

5) Animaniacs (they were cats, right?)

6) Tom

7) Tigger

8) Bucky Katt

9) Garfield (how the mighty have fallen)

 

I don't think the Pink Panther ever talked, otherwise he'd be on this list.

 

Note: I am not prepared to argue these rankings

Guest IDrinkRatsMilk
Posted

Dude... DUDE, Itchy is the mouse!

 

edit: beat me to it

Guest The Amazing Rando
Posted

Spiff's slight lack of Simpson's knowledge sickens me...

 

"would you like some lemonade, Itchy?"

Guest Spaceman Spiff
Posted

I never get those 2 correct.

 

Scratchy has a "c" in the name, just like "cat". Isn't that what they said in the director's commentary on the Season 1 or 2 set?

Guest IDrinkRatsMilk
Posted

Well, cat's scratch things. It makes sense.

Guest Spaceman Spiff
Posted

Mice scratch things. You got something against mice? I mean, except for that little black plague thing (or was that rats?), what have mice ever done wrong?

 

Anti-mouseite.

Guest IDrinkRatsMilk
Posted

Mice don't scratch, mice bite. And yeah, I've got something against mice... they always steal my cheese.

Guest Spaceman Spiff
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Mice have claws, too, so they're more than capable of putting on a good scratching. Just drop a few down your pant.....

 

...never mind.

 

I'll just say, my dad made it seem more glamorous than it really was.

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