Guest BifEverchad Report post Posted February 5, 2003 Ok, I'm bored. Sue me. So you read the title, now what's your answer? *a genie pops out of a bottle and grants you 3 wishes* WHAT WOULD THEY BE? Edit: And none of that, "I'd ask for a million more wishes" bullshit. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Ravenbomb Report post Posted February 5, 2003 wish 1: To have anything I wanted at any time any day for all of eternity. wish 2: To have the above with no loopholes or ironic little twists like in the monkey's paw. It should be perfect. wish 3: $20,000,000 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest IDrinkRatsMilk Report post Posted February 5, 2003 Easy. Omnipotence, omniscience, immortality. Of course, if I was omnipotent, I could just grant myself the other two wishes, but that's neither here nor there. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest EQ Report post Posted February 5, 2003 (1) Health and happiness for me, my friends and my entire family (present and future, blood and by marriage) (2) Superman's powers with none of his weaknesses (3) The ability to grant my own wishes (alternate #3 if the above is rejected) A SHITLOAD of money. ($1 Billion or more) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Kinetic Report post Posted February 5, 2003 1.) An unlimited amount of money. 2.) Absolute physical beauty. 3.) A 12 inch cock. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest RugbyDiva Report post Posted February 5, 2003 hmm... 3 wishes.. *in no particular order* - to finally get the produce tour.. actually... that would be my only wish. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LaParkaYourCar 0 Report post Posted February 5, 2003 1) All my debts paid off 2) To have a toned, in shape physique 3) to be the ultimate ladies man! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest BifEverchad Report post Posted February 5, 2003 I started this thread, so I might as well reply... *NO PARTICULAR ORDER* 1) Endless Amount of Money 2) Health (family and friends) 3) Eternal Happiness Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest RugbyDiva Report post Posted February 5, 2003 Ditto Bif... except the money.. cuz well, the produce tour means more! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest BifEverchad Report post Posted February 5, 2003 .......and still, nobody knows what you're talking about. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest IDrinkRatsMilk Report post Posted February 5, 2003 produce tour = touring with fresh vegetables Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Respect The 'Taker Report post Posted February 5, 2003 3.) A 12 inch cock. Genie's can only do SO MUCH you know... UYI's Wishlist 1) Meet Michael Jackson 2) Unlimited bank account, where money is replenished as i take it out. 3) An intelligent American President Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest kkktookmybabyaway Report post Posted February 5, 2003 1) $1,000,000,000 -- after taxes, of course 2) The ability to choose when I die (I may not like the future) 3) Stop from aging so I don't "look" 1,000 years old... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Kotzenjunge Report post Posted February 5, 2003 Impervious Immortality (so there's none of that chopping me up into little pieces so I suffer while living nor do I age). The ability to fly. $100,000,000,000. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Amazing Rando Report post Posted February 5, 2003 1) A gigantic anal dildo 2) A life size picture of HHH naked 3) Friends What a minute...what the fuck am I doing with Agnes' list.... fuck that... 1) Basically I would want the company that Disney is trying to become. Theme Parks, Resorts, Records, Movies, TV, Radio, etc, etc, etc 2) To be PERFECT at running #1 3) Have the perfect wedding with my girlfriend Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest LooseCannon Report post Posted February 5, 2003 1. Kill with impunity You can have my other two wishes back. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Space_Cowboy Report post Posted February 5, 2003 1. Infinite money, and if that's not possible then just a massive shitload of money will do. 2. Invisibility, i could have some fun with that. 3. Mind Control, make others do as i please. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest RevEvil Report post Posted February 5, 2003 1. the ability to implant commands into the minds of any number of organisms anywhere in the universe 2. Impervious Immortality physically and mentally 3. knowlege of the afterlife, if it exists Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Vern Gagne Report post Posted February 5, 2003 Nothing. I'd be to worried about the ramifications any of the above mentioned things might bring. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Kotzenjunge Report post Posted February 5, 2003 They're wishes, not time travel. Have some fun! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest bravesfan Report post Posted February 5, 2003 Immortality without aging. That's pretty much all I need. ....oh wait, I forgot about $30,000,000,000. You can have the final wish back. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Agent of Oblivion Report post Posted February 5, 2003 Immortality/Eternal perfect health To be considered the single most physically attractive man in the history of humanity by all who see me. The ability to see the future. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest papacita Report post Posted February 5, 2003 1. A working time machine (thanks Kotz) 2. Chyna 3. Lifetime supply of Kool-Aid and/or Jell-O If time machine is unavailable, then I want a pony...a gold one...and some goat cheese. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest welshjerichomark Report post Posted February 5, 2003 1) determination to do anything. 2) a good singing voice. 3) to be able to play the guitar solo from november rain. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest KingOfOldSchool Report post Posted February 5, 2003 1) Unlimited amount of money. 2) 12 1/2 inch cock. 3) The ability to perform unlimited cock push-ups with 12 1/2 cock. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest T®ITEC Report post Posted February 5, 2003 1) Be totally attractive, for the rest of my life; 2) Shake my complete and paralyzing fear of death; 3) All of my *true* friends and my family being satisified in their lives. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Vern Gagne Report post Posted February 5, 2003 They're wishes, not time travel. Have some fun! $44,000,000,000 tax free. Be able to play any instrument really well. True Love w/ a girl that I like. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Shocker Report post Posted February 5, 2003 I can't top these. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest AM The Kid Report post Posted February 6, 2003 1. Endless amount of money. 2. Happiness and extended life for my entire family and my best friends. 3. Be a main event superstar in WWE. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Sassquatch Report post Posted February 6, 2003 1. An unlimited amount of money 2. The ability to assume any super/cosmic power I want 3. To never have my family's substance abuse tendencies carry over into the next generation of Sass's Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
