Full Velocity And Smackdown Spoilers

[Guest CanadianChick]

Calm down AS. It's going to be extremely squash-a-lisious. It won't be more than 5 minutes.

[Guest Anglesault]

The last one was a squash as well.

[Guest Choken One]

I am expecting Lesnar/Cena II to be a comedy Squash...Cena will cut a killer promo...Lesnar easy goes over and Team Angle Attacks and beats him down...Benoit and Eddy/Chavo run into the ring shave off Team Angle...Thus sets up Benoit/Los Guerrenos Vs Angle/Haas/Benjamin at NWO.

[Guest The Mighty Damaramu]

When did Lesnar/Cena Mega hyper power duel number 1 happen?

[Guest Choken One]

When Cena had RUTHLESS AGRESSION in the Summer...just before Lesnar beat Rock.

 

I think...

[Guest Anglesault]

The week before Unforgiven. Basically, it was an 8 minute match or so, and from minute 3 to about minute 7, they were both laying down in the ring doing nothing under the pretense of doing a bearhug. Yes, they found away to make the regular bearhug look entertaining. Horrendous, Horrendous match.

[Guest Choken One]

O.K...Well It might be different with Cena as a Face...

 

Remember some great parings had bad first encounters....

[Guest Anglesault]

And some terrible pairings had shockingly bad first efforts.

 

 

However, brock did learn A LONG time ago to ix-nay The Crowd Killer. (BearHug while laying flat on your back for copious amounts of time) BUT...Niether of these guys have had good matches on their own with out a SD!6 worker. (Save Rock/Brock)

[Guest Choken One]

Well...Has Brock FACED a non SMD 6 in non 5 minute squashes recently? Besides...The face/Heel dyamic has changed and that should make the match better.

[Guest Anglesault]

COULD. COULD make it better.

 

And now, he hasn't faced a NON SD!6 guy in a non squash. So I'm going by what we know to be true. He's only fought one of them. I was actually referring to Cena being carried by Angle and Eddy.

[Guest Choken One]

I could counterclaim your arguement...but then you'll say the same thing...and I'll recounterclaim your counter and it'll revolve in cycles...until We go cross eyed and meet in a Meat Hanger in Iowa making sweet love...

 

So I'll stop right now.

[Guest Anglesault]

::Declares victory::

 

I'm not saying he HASN'T improved, but, you know, if he has, he's doing a damned good job of hiding it. Maybe he's saving it for Mania.

[Guest Choken One]

Sure, Why not...If they are booking you to squash Hosses until you meet your closest foil in the industry at the biggest stage in the game...Why not conceal it? Make the match even more special...and you could easily label it *Breakout* match.

[Guest Anglesault]

That's got to be it. Logically and house show wise, he SHOULDN'T be as terrible as he is on TV. I've suspected him hiding it til Mania for a while now. He won't be nearly as good as the SD!6, but he won't suck like he does now.

[Guest Choken One]

I'm shocked...You agreed with me....Damn...

 

*Frogs Fall upon Choken One's rood*

[Guest Lil Naitch]

I just want to say, for the record, that I'm PISSED that SOH is on SmackDown. We don't get it in St. Louis, so so far I haven't seen Nunzio. Team Angle, Rey-Rey, Cena, Redd Dogg, Brian Kendrick, Hogan, Hardy V.1, Los Guerreros, and probably Jones when he debuts. What did we get on Raw? 3 Moron Warning, Steiner, Orton and Bautista. I don't count D-Von, cause the Dudleys belonged on Raw in the first place. My point is why the hell are they putting everybody on Smackdown, when it's really crowded? Cause you know that there will always be a match w/ Rikishi, DeMott, or Albert, so that's less time for the others already. It' Sucks!

[Guest Anglesault]

It's the only thing that makes sense. Why does he have good matches at house shows but suck on TV? Is he camera shy?

[Guest Choken One]

It's the only thing that makes sense. Why does he have good matches at house shows but suck on TV? Is he camera shy?

Who? Brock?

 

I doubt he's Camera shy...Professional Wrestling is the LAST place to make a living if you're camera shy...

[Guest Anglesault]

I know. That's why he MUST be hiding the good.

[Guest Choken One]

I just want to say, for the record, that I'm PISSED that SOH is on SmackDown. We don't get it in St. Louis, so so far I haven't seen Nunzio. Team Angle, Rey-Rey, Cena, Redd Dogg, Brian Kendrick, Hogan, Hardy V.1, Los Guerreros, and probably Jones when he debuts. What did we get on Raw? 3 Moron Warning, Steiner, Orton and Bautista. I don't count D-Von, cause the Dudleys belonged on Raw in the first place. My point is why the hell are they putting everybody on Smackdown, when it's really crowded? Cause you know that there will always be a match w/ Rikishi, DeMott, or Albert, so that's less time for the others already. It' Sucks!

Hold on...SOH isn't CONFIRMED to be a Smackdown! guy...I believe in my heart that He'll be a roving advocate.

[Guest Anglesault]

Damnit, we can't escape him.

[Guest Choken One]

What u got against SOH? Seriously, Ya been slamming the guy from the start...

[Guest Anglesault]

I'm not a big fan of mediocre wrestling

[Guest Choken One]

Yeah but aren't you a fan Of Durdenish attitude? You are a MAN aren't ya?

[Guest Anglesault]

His character could be God himself. He goes out there and wrestles ** every week, I change the channel.

 

On a sidebar to what we were talking about before, They are SO turning Angle at or after Mania. That's why he's going over clean left and right.

[Guest Choken One]

I thought you said he was being built as a Credible face? Now ya say it's cauze he's turning face again...Make yer mind up...

 

I'd imagine he instantly fued with Haas and Benjamin then...

[Guest Anglesault]

It makes him a credible heel. But eventually, if he wins cleanly every week, the fans get behind him because he must be that good.

 

I'd imagine he instantly fued with Haas and Benjamin then...

[Guest Choken One]

Why not? It would be a sensible way to put over either Haas or Benjamin as bigger heels via abandoning the leader and fleeing to a new leader...

 

He can't instantly have a face/face showdown with Brock again...it would need to happen at Summer Slam.

[Guest Vern Gagne]

Choken What makes you think SOH will be on both shows. He lacks the name recognition and popularity with the fans to be on both shows.

[Guest Anglesault]

Why not? It would be a sensible way to put over either Haas or Benjamin as bigger heels via abandoning the leader and fleeing to a new leader...

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Because they can't send Angle into the midcard again after Mania. It would ruin all that they've done. He needs a couple high profile feuds after brock.