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Guest kingkamala
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Watching some rap videos and visiting Mitchell & Ness's website. I figured it would be fun to start this topic here.

 

 

Current: Cleveland Cavs away jerseys are pretty ugly, so is their record *canned laughter*. Montreal Expos aren't really ugly but they suck.

 

All Time: Hands down 87-88 Denver Nuggets *shudders*. Close runner ups are the jerseys the Toronto Raptors wore up till about 99-00. Purple with stripes and a goofy ass dinosaur playing basketball on the jersey, those jerseys were just ass ugly(Anyone got a pic of the old Raptors uniform?). The Tampa Bay Buccanneers uniforms they used up till 97 also sucked gonnads, nobody's gonna take you seriously when you have a gay pirate on your helmet and look like a creamsicle

Guest treble charged
Posted

The Raptors jerseys weren't ugly, but they were goofy. I think they just made them to market them to little kids. The Expos uniforms are just plain, like every other pinstripe one. There's really not a lot of difference between their's and, say, the Cubs.

Guest kingkamala
Posted

Your right about the Expos now that I think about it. I just needed to add another team to current teams. I thought the old Raptors jerseys were kind of funny seeing how they were being worn by big tall black guys. Now if that's not comedy gold I don't know what is.

Guest AlwaysPissedOff
Posted

The old Grizzlies unis were pretty terrible too. Let's not also forget the old Astros jerseys... YUCK!

Guest starvenger
Posted

Although not outright ugly, the fabled Islanders "Fisherman" Jersey was pretty bad.

 

And odd as it might sound, I'm making a go at acquiring the gauntlet of Vancouver Canucks jerseys - collectively the worst series of jerseys EVER. There have been:

- The original "stick in a rink forming a C"

- The gawdawful yellow jersey with the black, orange-red and yellow V

- The skate logo with "Canucks" blade (sadly the best of the lot)

- The current "Killer Whale" jersey, which is simply a form of corporate branding (the Canucks' owners are called Orca Bay)

 

I have a pic somewhere. I'll have to post it to prove my point...

 

(edit) here we go...

VAN.jpg

Guest Crazy Dan
Posted

The Bucs old uni's, the bright orange ones, were pretty bad.

 

The A's uni's back in the seventies, the ones with the bright yellow and green.

 

Both would make you go blind looking at them for too long.

 

I am not a big fan of the Broncos new uni's. Just something about them that I can't pinpoint, which just screams ugly, to me.

 

Actually, most of the seventies uniforms were all equally bad. Like they were designed by a color blind tailor or something.

Guest Vern Gagne
Posted

The new Broncos, Rams, Buccs, Patriots jersey all look like they belong in the AFL.

 

Give me Patriot Pat, and the Orange Uni's of Tampa Bay.

Guest Zero_Cool
Posted

I always have thought that the Pittsburgh Pirates jerseys from way back in the 70s were pretty ugly. They were just, yellow.

 

Here's a good question on the matter. A jersey I'm not sure about...Hartford Whalers.

Guest kingkamala
Posted
Give me Patriot Pat, and the Orange Uni's of Tampa Bay.

Verne your the only fan of The old Tampa uniforms I've heard of and I'm not kidding :D . As for Patriot Pat, I'm sort of indifferent myself but everyone around my school is wearing throwback Tom Brady jerseys. Teens dig Patriot Pat I guess.

Guest treble charged
Posted
Here's a good question on the matter. A jersey I'm not sure about...Hartford Whalers.

The older Whalers' sweaters, which were pea green with a white logo (well, the road sweaters, at least) were pretty damn ugly. However, in their last few years before they moved, they changed the colours to more of a turqoise/aqua with some grey worked in, and they actually looked pretty good, better than the Hurricanes' ones, at least.

Posted

The Pats throwback uniforms they were this year were real cool looking, they were a slight variation of the old uniforms. They are real cool looking.

 

The Ugliest current uniforms are the Bills away uniforms, i don't like the Cav's uniform either.

Guest D'Lo White
Posted

The Houston Rockets current jersey is pretty ugly.

 

The Islanders wear this really ugly orange jersey now, but its not worst then the Bruins alternate jersey that is really yellow with a giant spot on it that's suppose to be a bear. I don't know if they still wear them?

Guest CED Ordonez
Posted
Close runner ups are the jerseys the Toronto Raptors wore up till about 99-00. Purple with stripes and a goofy ass dinosaur playing basketball on the jersey, those jerseys were just ass ugly(Anyone got a pic of the old Raptors uniform?).

 

Eh, I've seen worse.

 

raptors.jpg

 

The Tampa Buy Bucs' original attire was an eyesore and the Denver Nuggets' "rainbow" jersey is plain ugly.

Posted

Ugliest:

 

Denver Nuggets (Old rainbow style jersey)

Houston Rockets (old)

Tampa Bay Buccaneers (old)

New England Patriots (old)

Buffalo Sabres (old)

Cleveland Cavaliers (old)

 

These are all I can think of at the moment...

Posted

do you mean the Pats oldest uniforms or the uniforms they were when they first introduced the flying elvis.

Guest RepoMan
Posted
The Ugliest current uniforms are the Bills away uniforms, i don't like the Cav's uniform either.

The Bills away unis do look retarded if they have the dark pants, but I like it with the white pants. I don't get the hate on the Cavs away jerseys. They only thing that's wrong with them is that the look generic. I just hate that there black and black isn't one of there colors. I hate when teams do that.

Guest papacita
Posted

I've never cared for the old school Nuggets or the Grizzles. Raptors' were fine.

 

I also despise the Rockets' current jerseys. The red and yellow ones were better.

Guest starvenger
Posted
The Ugliest current uniforms are the Bills away uniforms, i don't like the Cav's uniform either.

The Bills away unis do look retarded if they have the dark pants, but I like it with the white pants. I don't get the hate on the Cavs away jerseys. They only thing that's wrong with them is that the look generic. I just hate that there black and black isn't one of there colors. I hate when teams do that.

Another example of how Buffalo can't do things right. They take a decent uniform (in this case that of the Montreal Alouettes) and somehow make it damn ugly.

 

I'm not a big fan of the Sabres current uniform either. They shoulda stuck with the old ones...

Guest Vern Gagne
Posted

 

Give me Patriot Pat, and the Orange Uni's of Tampa Bay.

Verne your the only fan of The old Tampa uniforms I've heard of and I'm not kidding :D . As for Patriot Pat, I'm sort of indifferent myself but everyone around my school is wearing throwback Tom Brady jerseys. Teens dig Patriot Pat I guess.

Damn F'ing right! I wore my Warren Sapp jersey every Sunday since October.

 

Today's uniforms are so CFL.

 

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Guest treble charged
Posted

Well, that's just because the NFL realizes that it can never duplicate the superior style of play that the CFL possesses, so they have to go out and copy the uniform style. Sad, really.

 

 

;)

Guest Agent of Oblivion
Posted

The old Astros uniforms are definitely the most brutal.

Guest Slingshot Suplex
Posted

I can't think of one 3rd jersey I've seen in the NHL that I really like........Nashville,Edmonton,Colorado,.....but the worst has to be the orange Islanders one I saw the other night......at least the Red Wings haven't fallen into the alternate jersey trap yet.

 

The Rangers' 3rd isn't too bad.

Guest treble charged
Posted

I may be a bit biased here, but I'm rather partial to the Leafs' third jersey. A classy, old-style one worn when they play their original 6 rivals.

 

Also, I really like the Senators' black alternate jerseys. I don't really like their normal road sweaters, and wish they'd change permanently to the black ones.

Guest starvenger
Posted

Just thought of a few more...

- any current MLB jersey. Sorry, but they're just too generic now. White home, grey away, dark alternates. Totally boring, and it reflects how stale the game has become.

- the original Raptors and Grizzlies jerseys. I'm convinced that David Stern actually had the team names, logos and uniforms prepared well in advance and that the entire "name the team" contest was fixed.

- the older Mavericks unis were pretty bad as well

- not the ugliest, but one of the worst is the Doug Christie jersey. Fans of The Sports Guy will know what I mean here...

Guest nl5xsk1
Posted
I can't think of one 3rd jersey I've seen in the NHL that I really like........Nashville,Edmonton,Colorado,.....but the worst has to be the orange Islanders one I saw the other night......at least the Red Wings haven't fallen into the alternate jersey trap yet.

 

The Rangers' 3rd isn't too bad.

The 3rd sweaters for the Avs and Oilers are pretty cool, in my honest opinion. The ones that are slightly different are ok (Maple Leafs, for example) Other than that, I pretty much dislike them all ... ESPECIALLY THAT HEINOUS MUSTARD YELLOW BRUINS ONE!

 

All third sweaters can be found here: http://www.neutralzonehockey.com/thirdjerseys.htm

Guest converge241
Posted

Those new seattle Seahawks ones are pretty hard to look at

Guest packwingfn
Posted

None of you would probably know, but this AHL team (minor league hockey) usta have a team called

 

"The Beast of New Haven", with these neon green colors that were just awful to look at...they werent around too much as they were only part of the league for 2-3 years before they went bankrupt hah

Guest Sassquatch
Posted

The Broncos Orange Crush jersey's.

 

I'm a Raiders fan so maybe I am a bit bias but those things were hideous.

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