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Guest Grand Slam
Posted

SWF Smarkdown! for February 12, 2003

LIVE from the SOLD-OUT Madison Square Garden in New York City!

Due: 2/12/2003 at 5:00 PM Eastern time (as usual, no extensions)

Send all promos, marked matches and Lockdown booking requests to Suicide King

 

Tag Team Match

Wild & Dangerous (Wildchild & Johnny "The Barracuda" Dangerous) v. Perfect Bo & J Dawg

It appears as if the Commissioner was in a foul mood when he booked this match. The new bumpee tag team will have to face off against two of the nastiest, most brutal and downright dangerous vets in the Fed. Will they survive? Will Bo and JD be able to co-exist? Is there any way this won;t be incredible?

RULES: Standard tag-team rules apply. One man from each team in the ring at once. First team to score a pinfall/submission is the winner. DQ and countouts are in effect. Oh, and one more thing... say hello to Tag Ropes!!! Use them, love them, don't forget them.

Word Limit: 5500

Send to: TheBostonStrangler

 

Singles Match

"TNT" Taylor Nicholas Thompson v. Stryke

What better way to prove TNT belongs "back home" in the M7 than by beating the man who, in recent weeks, took out both X and Perfect Bo? As for Stryke, what better way to show he belongs at the top of the card than by beating the #1 Contender?

RULES: Normal singles match, DQ and countouts are in effect.

Word Limit: 4500

Send to: Grand Slam

 

Singles Match

Ejiro Fasaki v. Longdogger Pete

There is some bad blood between these two men, and it goes back a way. And what better way to either settle this (not likely) or make it far worse (hopefully) than a good, old fashioned 'rasslin match?

RULES: Normal singles match, countouts and DQ's are in effect.

Word Limit: 5500

Send to: Grand Slam

 

Hardcore Gamers Title Match

Judge Mental © v. Annie Eclectic

This match has been a long time in coming, and the hate has just been simmering for weeks now. Finally, Annie gets her one-on-one shot to reclaim the Title she loves from the man she hates.

RULES: Say it with me... "We don' need no steenkin' rules."

Word Limit: 6000

Send to: chirs3

 

The Commissioner Speaks!!

After their matches, the Suicide King has some punishment to dish out for the first three people eliminated in the Clusterf*ck match. X is already gone, but Judge and Ejiro are still here...

 

Non-Title Singles Match

El Luchadore Magnifico © v. Fugue

This is the opportunity of a lifetime for the recent bumpee Fugue. What heights could he rise to with a clean, pinfall win over the SWF World Champion on live television from the "Cathederal of Pro Wrestling", Madison Square Garden? And with ELM coming off a brutral battle with Perfect Bo, he might just be ripe for the picking...

RULES: Standard singles match. Countouts and DQ's are enforced.

Word Limit: 5500

Send to: TheBostonStrangler

 

The Main Event

Tornado Tag Team Title Match

Tom Flesher & Frost © v. Mak Francis & CIA

Mak and CIA have been gearing up for this match for weeks, only to be stymied time and time again by circumstances beyond their control. Now they have their shot at Tag Team gold. This match features the Tag Champions, the ICTV Champ and the U.S. Champ (not to mention Tom). History will be made at MSG!!

RULES: All four men will be in the ring at the same time, so no need for tagging. DQ and countout is in effect (in theory).

Word Limit: 6000

Send to: Suicide King

Guest Powerplay
Posted

I'm in such a position that I don't have room for failure. Balls to the walls, everything is on the line here. Wish me luck.

Guest 5_moves_of_doom
Posted

Wow, I'm fucked.

 

...good card, though.

Posted

::thinks about meaningless statistics::

 

Shit, the last time we were at MSG, I lost to TNT.

Guest 5_moves_of_doom
Posted
::thinks about meaningless statistics::

 

Shit, the last time we were at MSG, I lost to TNT.

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Guest Powerplay
Posted

Okay, after looking over this card, I'd like to say this a great card. FINALLY, we get a World Tag Team Defense! Hell yeah! Wild and Dangerous will have one hell of a opening match, and gotta wish them the best of luck, as with Fugue. But this is really cool card and hopefully we'll see a lot here.

Guest Suicide King
Posted

I would agree. Stevens did an excellent job.

Guest WrestlingDeacon
Posted

I agree, that has to be one of the best cards I've seen here. It's clean, it's simple, there's two tag matches, a couple managable gimmicks, two title defenses and unique, new matchups. Solid in every sense of the world. And I too worship the glory of tag ropes. Too bad I don't get to use them. BWAHAHAHAHA!

Guest Suicide King
Posted

Just a reminder kids, if you want the show up at a reasonable hour, get those matches finished on time.

Guest Beingz0wningj00
Posted

Seeing as I have no idea what is going on here... I am assuming that this show is tomorrow.

 

 

Does this mean our shows are on different days? If so... what are the scheduled days?

Posted

Similar to the JL schedule, JD. Three shows every two weeks = shows 4 days apart.

Guest Beingz0wningj00
Posted

GAH!!!

 

 

That's gonna fuck with my mind.

Guest El Luchadore Magnifico
Posted

Good thing I got my match in on...Sunday.

 

Granted, I thought it was due on Monday, but still.

Guest Beingz0wningj00
Posted

*rolls Mag up with a double chickenwing cradle*

 

 

ONE

 

 

TWO

 

 

THREE!!

 

 

Bitch.

Guest Edwin MacPhisto
Posted

::eats both chicken wings::

 

Mmm...chicken...

Guest El Luchadore Magnifico
Posted

I hope you enjoyed that Jay, 'cause it's the only way you're ever gonna get a pinfall on me.

 

:D

Guest Grand Slam
Posted

Ok people. It is 7 minutes to deadline and I have received one match. We did so well last time... what happened??

 

...

 

OK... it is now 5:30. Matches were due 30 minutes ago. I have one match. One. And no, I repeat, NO extension requests or excuses as to why my other three guys are no-showing. Again... what the hell happened?

Guest 5_moves_of_doom
Posted
Ok people. It is 7 minutes to deadline and I have received one match. We did so well last time... what happened??

 

...

 

OK... it is now 5:30. Matches were due 30 minutes ago. I have one match. One. And no, I repeat, NO extension requests or excuses as to why my other three guys are no-showing. Again... what the hell happened?

...The show isn't tomorrow...? :huh: :(

Guest Longdogger_Pete
Posted

...whoops. Somehow I thought that it was on Friday.

Guest Beingz0wningj00
Posted

For the record Mag... ANYTIME... even non title if you want. ;)

 

 

*crushes ELM with his mighty words of doom*

 

 

 

 

 

Oh and for the more record...

 

 

Stevens... never call me J-Dawg...

 

 

*MDKs the retired Carnie*

 

Fine... dickweed works just fine for me. ;)

Guest Beingz0wningj00
Posted

I'm the chucklehead?

 

You're the dumbass who gave your anal virginity away to MrG.

 

edit: Bitch, if you keep talking like this I will slap you.

Guest Beingz0wningj00
Posted

For the record... King loves the cock.

 

 

 

*gonna get himself banned tonight* ;)

 

 

 

 

 

 

Messing with you King, you know I love you. Happy Birthday you little whore.

 

edit: Well, I do love the Cock. No shame there.

Guest Beingz0wningj00
Posted

...

 

 

You have to make it difficult for me, don'tcha cocksmoker?

 

 

*gives King a birthday dubie*

 

 

Jeez... I've become such a chronic lately.

Posted

Yeah...

 

a chronic LOSER!!!!!!!! AHahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha*snort*

 

Ow... my glavin...

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