Guest Youth N Asia Report post Posted February 10, 2003 Ok...remember, "Caption this" only works when it's done every now and then...not 10 times a day. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Yuna_Firerose 0 Report post Posted February 10, 2003 Rico: You know, that outfit really suits you.. Bischoff: Aw, Rico, I didn't know you cared! Rico: I don't. Dude, I'm just staying in character! --------- Bischoff: I'll just tone down the lights to add DRAMA~! to this broadcast... Rico: Okay, that's *way* too dark! Bischoff: Why? I mean, there's noone in the top or middle rows anyways. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Kingpk Report post Posted February 10, 2003 Budget cuts and low ratings force WWE to change the format of RAW to Eric Bischoff and Rico singing showtunes in a dark arena. Eric: You say potato Rico: And you say patAHto Eric: You say tomato Rico: And I say BREATHE, MOTHERFUCKER!! All: Potato, potAHto, tomato, BREATHE MOTHERFUCKER, let's call the whole thing off! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Yuna_Firerose 0 Report post Posted February 10, 2003 Dammit, I would put that in my sig...'cept I can't change it for a week. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Kotzenjunge Report post Posted February 10, 2003 If it means getting rid of the ugly-as-fuck Jeff Hardy, go ahead and change it. Seriously, I would turn sigs off so I couldn't see it if the board would let me. "Rico, do you have any idea how much I hate fur?" "But Eric, it's not real..." "As penance, you must put on a one-man-show called Rico! until CSI comes on." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Ram Report post Posted February 10, 2003 You don't want to know what's happening below the camera's view. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Zack Malibu Report post Posted February 10, 2003 Rico and Eric Bischoff bring new meaning to the term "dark match". Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Angle-plex Report post Posted February 10, 2003 Bischoff looks at Rico's big dick. I know, I'm not creative. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Kotzenjunge Report post Posted February 10, 2003 Bischoff looks at Rico's big dick. I know, I'm not creative. I dunno, that put me on the floor. Go non-creativeness! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest EL BRUJ0 Report post Posted February 11, 2003 Eric: "Can you believe that Vince hired me, after I tried to put him out of business!" Rico: (thinking to himself) "You'll be doing the job to J.R. in less than a year." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest treble charged Report post Posted February 11, 2003 Eric: John Cena got over as a white rapper on Smackdown, I figure I'll give it a shot. Rico: Yeah, good luck with that. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Amazing Rando Report post Posted February 11, 2003 Eric: Sometimes he runs... Rico: Sometimes he hides... Eric: Sometimes he's scared of you... Rico: But all he really wants is to hold you down Eric: And make you job Rico: I put on these silly clothes Eric: And I keep on sucking up Rico and Eric: Until Hunter says to stop... Announcer: Ladies and Gentleman: The Triple H Show Dancers!! *Eric and Rico bust out high kicks for the dozens in attendance* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
