I'm more disturbed than I have ever been

[Guest Lemon Drop Kid]

That would be great if no mention was made of his handicap, and he came to the ring in warmups... Then if his first match was against Lance Storm, and Storm jumped him before the bell, while he was still wearing the warm-ups and prosthetic, Storm would quickly put him in the half-crab, and his leg would come off. Storm would stare in disgust at the leg in his hand and then catch a springboard dropkick.

[Guest El Satanico]

Tis but a Flesh wound!

[Guest deadbeater]

You guys come up with some morbid ideas! Only if the WWE were half as creative, they might be at the mainstream instead of lost at sea.