Lets publicly flog Flyboy

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

::balloons and a clown::

 

You are no longer FlyBOY, you are now FlyMAN~!

[Guest treble charged]

Wow, you're 367 days older than my brother!

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

..and 37 years, 358 days younger than my dad.

[Guest Kinetic]

He's exactly the same age as my brother, who is also celebrating his 15th birthday today. Happy birthday, Kyle!! You, too, Flyboy.

[Guest Big Poppa Popick]

...

yup, still cant drink legally yet

....

 

hehe

[Guest Zack Malibu]

 

Oh wait, fuck that. I'm not contributing to the delinquency of a minor...

 

Happy birthday Flyboy.

[Guest IDrinkRatsMilk]

Happy birthday, ya son of a bitch.

[Guest RugbyDiva]

Happy Birthday!

[Guest AlwaysPissedOff]

Bah.

 

I am above having to give some bum a "Happy Birthday" wish.

 

May you catch an STD and DIE~!...

 

[/Ghast]

 

Seriously though, Happy B-day, foo'.

[Guest papacita]

Happy b-day, Flyboy.

[Guest saturnmark4life]

Happy birthday, ya lil bastard.

[Guest eiker_ir]

yeah yeah happy birthday

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

Fuck Tampa, fuck the Aints, and fuck Urlacher.

 

Oh, and Tennessee > Texas Tech.

 

You good head-getting bastard. Wait, this is a birthday thread, not a roasting thread? Damn...

[Guest DrTom]

I have no problems contributing to the delinquency of a minor.

 

::clarifies:: Um, only where alcohol is concerned, though!

 

Happy anniversary of your birth, d00d.

[Guest LooseCannon]

Happy birthday, flyboy.

[Guest CED Ordonez]

I shall drink to this occasion and drink Flyboy's alcoholic beverage as well, seeing as he can't have it legally.

[Guest Space_Cowboy]

Birthday salutations to you.

[Guest Sandman9000]

Happy birthday, ya briggand!

[Metal Ed 0]

Happy birthday, dude. Bein 15 was awesome back when I was your age. That was the year when I first got some after that Cinderella concert. You oughta see if they're comin through your town, so you can take a lady to go see em. I ain't met the chick yet who can say no to ya after havin her heart melted by Cinderella. An hour of that'll loosen them britches up real nice.

[Guest Sassquatch]

To the Bucs:

 

Fuck off.

 

To Flyboy.

 

Happy fucking birthday.

 

Now fuck off.

[Yuna_Firerose 0]

Since it *is* a special occasion... *gives Flyboy a long kiss* There's your BD present from me. ;D

 

Oh, yeah, happy birthday.

[Guest Kinetic]

Make sure to write and tell me what mono's like, Flyboy.

[Guest IDrinkRatsMilk]

I thought I had mono once, but it was chronic fatigue syndrome.

[Guest LooseCannon]

I thought I had mono once. But it turned out to be syphillis. I guess I shoulda gotten it treated, cuz my mind is really startin to go. You know? I mean just this afternoon, I found myself beating the shit out of some drunk guy in front of my apartment, and I'm pretty sure it was for no reason at all.

[Guest spiny norman]

Once I thought I had syphillis and chronic fatigue syndrome.

 

Does that mean I had mono?

[Guest The Flying Dutchman]

It means you had near unending sex with a whole shitload of prostitutes.

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

I thought I had mono once. But it turned out to be syphillis. I guess I shoulda gotten it treated, cuz my mind is really startin to go. You know? I mean just this afternoon, I found myself beating the shit out of some drunk guy in front of my apartment, and I'm pretty sure it was for no reason at all.

Post o' the day, right there.

[Guest MrRant]

Well if you aren't totally sure it was a random beating then there must have been a reason. Something like.... he didn't get off the sidewalk the first time I kicked him or something.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

...and fuck Urlacher...

::Gives Kotz Hepatits::

[Guest Spaceman Spiff]

Hepatits? Is that like a "purple nurple"?