What are the wrestlers better as

[Guest Plushy Al Logan]

Thos thread is for useless wrestlers who may not be so useless, they can be other things.

 

 

Big Show: Mr. Stay Puft

 

Kevin Nash: Park statue (place for birds to shit on)

 

The Rock: toilet paper

 

Rikishi: a planet

 

A-Train: Bigfoot's stunt double

 

HHH: steroid testing machine

 

Batista: Crap

 

Jeff Hardy: Rainbow

 

Stephanie McMahon: Air raid siren

 

 

 

I can't think of any more, but see my example to see how this thread should go.

[Yuna_Firerose]

[Guest Plushy Al Logan]

[Guest DawnBTVS]

Big Show: Aggressive "Larger then Life" Monster like Andre

 

Kevin Nash: Silent Bodyguard(HBK role)

 

The Rock: Cocky, arrogant prick

 

Rikishi: paper weight

 

A-Train: Silent Bodyguard(Like Nash)

 

HHH: Aggressive, Do anything to win SOB(2000 run)

 

Batista: Pure shit...can his ass.

 

Jeff Hardy: Silent Brood gimmick

 

Stephanie McMahon: Foil to Main Eventers(Think Love Triangle)

 

Wait....that'd be logical(Cept Mr. Paper Weight)...looks like WWE will just go with your ideas Elv1s

[Guest Plushy Al Logan]

Big show in a sailor suit:

 

Mr. Stay Puft

Tugboat Jr.

Fred Ottman Version 2.0

 

Big Show ripping off a great wrestler:

 

John Tenta Version 2.0

(You have to admit, his fat rage gimmick reminds you of Earthquake)

[Guest Your Olympic Hero]

Big Show = 911 from ECW.

 

When you have matches on Raw like Maven vs. Rodney Mack, you know whats gonna happen.

 

Show hits the ring and chokeslams the FUCK out of both of them, drawing a huge pop for ending the boring match. It worked with 911.

[Guest Midnight Express83]

yes, but further depushes both involved. Big Show is best used as a midcard heel who gets put over the undercard but jobs to anyone that matters. Thats right, TALENT ENHANCEMENT.

[Guest Polish_Rifle]

Albert = filter for sewage drainers

 

Rikishi = cork to plug a hole in Hoover Dam.

 

Big SHow = garbage disposal

 

Jacqueline = life preserver

 

terri = see previous