Valentine's Day Sucks.

[Guest Kinetic]

whatever guys! psssh! When I gave a Trish Startus and Stephanie McMahon description, I never mentioned ANYTHING about showing an actual picture. Why would I want to do that anyways, *despite my obvious beauty.* I'm not going to post a pic for all of you to critique, because that's all you know how to do.

Oh, fuck that. You don't know anything about me. All I know how to do is critique? Please. I also know how to roller skate.

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

No, you want critique, go to Impressing Room. THOSE are critics. We're impartial evaluators compared to those people.

[Guest Flyboy]

GOD I HATE THIS FN HOLIDAY!!!!

Um, VD isn't an actual holiday.

[Guest Eyeball Kid]

I have a date with a woman that appears to be my female counterpart, like Kinetic in a wig. I'm simultaneously unnerved and aroused.

The date went well enough, but I don't know if I'm really attracted to her. She's pretty, has great taste in music, but she's too much like me. I don't know if I can handle being in a relationship with the female me.

[Guest Kinetic]

Ever see the episode of Seinfeld with Janeane Garafolo? "I can't be in a relationship with someone like me. I hate myself!" I share no such problem with dating someone similar (or identical) to myself; that's actually what I look for. I don't see the problem in it. You have the same interests, so you'll never be forced to sit through a terrible movie just to appease her. Ditto music. You'll always have something to talk about. It's the perfect set-up.

[Guest Eyeball Kid]

I can handle similarities--there has to be some common ground for any relationship to work--but we appear to be like-minded when it comes to practically everything.

 

Take music, for instance. While having dated girls with decent musical taste in the past, never have I encountered a girl who likes almost everything I like. She has the same opinions I do on a variety of things, be it school, politics, or life in general. There must be some sort of a rift--however tiny--in a relationship for me to do my part in making it work. Maybe I'll discover that rift next time we go out. I hope.

 

Until then, SHE'S FREAKING ME OUT.

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

"I am freaking out! I AM FREAKING OUT!!!"

 

I always think it's hilarious when people look for people like them, but can't stand themselves in the end.

[Guest Eyeball Kid]

Anyone who says they would love to date someone like them has never dated someone like them.

 

That said, if it doesn't work out on the romantic front, I wouldn't mind being friends with her. I/she am/is a cool person.

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

You might be a cool person, but she's cooler due to having breasts. Sorry.

[Guest Kinetic]

I've dated someone who was more or less like me. Same taste in music, movies, etc., and similar political and theological beliefs. She was/is more ambitious and self-motivated than I am, but then we're getting into character traits and that's not really the point. We were very similar and it was by far the most satisfying relationship I've had. I don't buy into all that bullshit about opposites attracting. That's why so many people get divorced or have unhappy relationships. We should all be involved with reasonable facsimilies of ourselves.

[Guest LooseCannon]

I'm hoping this post comes across as irritating as Popick's seem to. But I had a really spectacular Valentines Day last night. It was really just perfect. So perfect that someone should write a movie based on this evening and get Meg Ryan to star in it. I surprised my special lady with some roses, and a very special mix cd I created and designed especially for her; and took her out for dinner and some ice cream. Then we went back to her place and watched Igby Goes Down - an enjoyable movie, by the way, funny too. Afterwards I subjected her to my sweaty, unpleasant grindings, but I punctuated it with warm, gentle caresses to emphasize the fact that this wasn't just a normal fuck. This was a special union. "I love you," I whispered softly into her ear as I came on her tits. And afterwards she collapsed into my arms and we fell asleep holding eachother in a glorious embrace. Oh, the sweet breath of romance!

[Guest Eyeball Kid]

You might be a cool person, but she's cooler due to having breasts. Sorry.

Well, yeah.

 

And Kinetic, I'm not talking about opposites attracting. Common ground is wonderful, but not this much.

[Guest Spaceman Spiff]

"I love you," I whispered softly into her ear as I came on her tits. And afterwards she collapsed into my arms and we fell asleep holding eachother in a glorious embrace

I hope you told her to wash off your seed first.

[Guest LooseCannon]

Spiff, maybe someday you'll be lucky enough to understand, but when you're in love, things like that just don't matter. Untill then, I pity you, and your need to ask that question.

[Guest Spaceman Spiff]

Love or no love, I ain't getting my own seed on myself. In fact, I prefer to wrap myself in Saran Wrap just before the act, to insure I remain seed-free.

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

I hope your hooker doesn't charge by the hour then.

[Guest Spaceman Spiff]

I have her put it on me. It's called "foreplay". Look into it.

[NYU 0]

I'm hoping this post comes across as irritating as Popick's seem to. But I had a really spectacular Valentines Day last night. It was really just perfect. So perfect that someone should write a movie based on this evening and get Meg Ryan to star in it. I surprised my special lady with some roses, and a very special mix cd I created and designed especially for her; and took her out for dinner and some ice cream. Then we went back to her place and watched Igby Goes Down - an enjoyable movie, by the way, funny too. Afterwards I subjected her to my sweaty, unpleasant grindings, but I punctuated it with warm, gentle caresses to emphasize the fact that this wasn't just a normal fuck. This was a special union. "I love you," I whispered softly into her ear as I came on her tits. And afterwards she collapsed into my arms and we fell asleep holding eachother in a glorious embrace. Oh, the sweet breath of romance!

She then said "That'll be 300 bucks. You best pay up"

 

[Guest LooseCannon]

No she didn't. You weren't even there, so how would you know? Don't ever speak ill of my lady again, or I will teach you about honor as only a southern gentleman can.

[Guest Flyboy]

I kissed my girlfriend after she gave me head, so I don't see what's the big hoopla.

[Guest bravesfan]

I kissed my girlfriend after she gave me head, so I don't see what's the big hoopla.

 

Now THAT's romantic.

 

EDIT:

[Guest Flyboy]

Hell, everything that happened yesterday was romantic.

[Guest SP-1]

After I set aside my bitterness, the day wasn't so bad.

 

It was today that sucked. Feh.

[Guest LooseCannon]

I kissed my girlfriend after she gave me head, so I don't see what's the big hoopla.

[Guest Flyboy]

Stop using emoticons, damn you.

[Guest LooseCannon]

[Guest Flyboy]

Fine.

 

You're DJ Jeff.

[Guest LooseCannon]

[Guest Flyboy]

You're nothing but a post whore.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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