Valentine's Day Sucks.

[Guest SP-1]

That's exactly what it means for me. Kotz may be able to tell you: the artistic community where I live sucks. Big time. Unless you live in Old Charleston or something. Which I don't. So the chances of finding someone that I even remotely mesh with in intelligence and artistically, let alone religiously, are dim.

 

Nap time~!

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

I was given the day off of work as some sort of chicanery by my hilariously unfunny asshole boss, who likes rubbing the fact that I haven't had a girlfriend in almost a year in my face. Fucking prick. I'm debating going over to work and keying his car.

Fuck that, slash his tires. Show him you mean business.

 

Man you guys have no confidence, what's up with that. Cheer up! Just because you don't have dates, doesn't mean you sit and sulk the whole day. It's not the end of the world you know.

-Lis'

 

Listen here, Miss "Stratus-McMahon." We can sulk all we want. Either help the situation by revealing your supposed appearance, or move DA FUCK on.

 

(is mad because BLACK MANTA~! was pronounced clinically dead today also, it hasn't been a good day)

[Guest The Superstar]

Especially because I don't have one...

 

 

Who else doesn't have a Valentine ?

 

 

I guess i'll still go out tomorrow night and catch "Daredevil"

So, Reject got...................

 

 

......

 

REJECTED~?!

[Guest RugbyDiva]

Ah Kotz...come on now, no need for that.

[Guest kkktookmybabyaway]

Wah wah wah -- If I was a chick I wouldn't want to go out with someone who was miserable because he didn't have a date for VD.

 

Pick yourself up and go rent a few pornos -- NOW!...

[Guest LooseCannon]

I don't get all the whining about not having a date either. If I didn't have a date, I wouldn't care. Even if I just stayed home and jerked off, which is what I did last year. And it really hasn't seemed to me like there's this media and greeting card conspiracy to make losers feel particularly bad about themselves. You people put that on yourselves.

[Guest RugbyDiva]

I don't get all the whining about not having a date either. If I didn't have a date, I wouldn't care. Even if I just stayed home and jerked off, which is what I did last year. And it really hasn't seemed to me like there's this media and greeting card conspiracy to make losers feel particularly bad about themselves. You people put that on yourselves.

see... THAT'S ^^^ the attitude to have!

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

All right then, if you say so.

 

(stays home and jacks off thinking about RugbyDiva)

[Guest RugbyDiva]

*cough*... Well, whatever works for you!

[Guest SP-1]

Feh.

[Guest TheGame2705]

I was supposed to be in NY having dinner and seeing a show and going to restaraunts and then sleeping in the arms of a wicked cool guy and then waking up and taking a shower together.................

 

INSTEAD I'M SITTING HERE PICKING MY NOSE AND READING TSM. Damn mother who wouldn't fucking come home in time for me to say goodbye in case I died today or tomorrow. Evil bitch who cost me hott BUTT sex in the big apple.

[Guest SP-1]

. . . right.

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

You let that terrorism shit stop you from getting hot BUTT sex? Tsk tsk.

[Guest TheGame2705]

it's hott BUTT sex. Everything is supposedly better when you double the letter i.e. Tazz.

[Guest Insanityman]

Actually... and I hate to break the tend of not having a girlfriend, I got mine today. It's an overly long and complicated story- sort of. But overall, I am very happy this year.

[Guest RugbyDiva]

Actually... and I hate to break the tend of not having a girlfriend, I got mine today. It's an overly long and complicated story- sort of. But overall, I am very happy this year.

See!! Awe.. how sweet!

[Guest Flyboy]

I've been offline mostly all day, but let me say that this year's VD was fucking AWESOME.

[Guest Will Scarlet]

I had a pretty decent Valentine's Day myself. It seemed like another day to me. Of course, I was lucky enough not to have deal with people gushing over how great their significant other is and how they had a wonderful Valentine's Day in an annoyingly sappy manner this year. I had no girlfriend, like usual, but the stuff in my usual routine was good, and I ended up getting my French fries mega sized for free due to the gross incompetence of fast food workers. All in all, I liked today.

[Guest RugbyDiva]

I've been offline mostly all day, but let me say that this year's VD was fucking AWESOME.

Explain!

 

and Will, it's good to hear that at least somebody had a good day, even though there was no girlfriend! Good for you!!

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

Besides the whole episode with the Mustang, today was pretty good. Blind Date marathon on TNN, got to see Kylie on MTV during their Valentine's Video Mix, brought joy to the board with my special Kylie card, and haven't had to put up with my friend talking about his girlfriend coming to town to visit. This WAS a good day.

 

Plus, I just flamed Prime boy to cinders on AIM and he isn't trying to harass me with other names, so I've finally shut him up, at least on my end.

 

This was a REALLY good day.

[Guest Flyboy]

I've been offline mostly all day, but let me say that this year's VD was fucking AWESOME.

Explain!

Can't tell ALL my business on a message board.

 

Although, LooseCannon knows what happened.

[Guest RugbyDiva]

Besides the whole episode with the Mustang, today was pretty good. Blind Date marathon on TNN, got to see Kylie on MTV during their Valentine's Video Mix, brought joy to the board with my special Kylie card, and haven't had to put up with my friend talking about his girlfriend coming to town to visit. This WAS a good day.

 

Plus, I just flamed Prime boy to cinders on AIM and he isn't trying to harass me with other names, so I've finally shut him up, at least on my end.

 

This was a REALLY good day.

Oh my, so many posts!!

It's all good though. Kotz, see it wasn't too bad afterall..

-Lis'

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

Well, there's about 15 minutes left in the day, if you showed us all your picture, then today would be just PERFECT. I'm sure Kinetic would appreciate it...

[Guest Kinetic]

I would like to see that, actually. I also wouldn't mind something to hit, as my half-hearted depression has unexpectedly turned to violent rage.

[Guest RugbyDiva]

Sorry boys! No pictures. If you must, use your imaginations.

I had quite the interesting day myself, and well the night was a bore but the day was ok.. in a weird way.

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

(imagines a BAH GAWD HOSS~!)

 

Interesting...

[Guest Kinetic]

I suspected that she'd hold out on us once again. We're going to end up having to bribe her with potato chips and sweatpants to get anywhere.

[Guest RugbyDiva]

I suspected that she'd hold out on us once again. We're going to end up having to bribe her with potato chips and sweatpants to get anywhere.

whatever guys! psssh! When I gave a Trish Startus and Stephanie McMahon description, I never mentioned ANYTHING about showing an actual picture. Why would I want to do that anyways, *despite my obvious beauty.* I'm not going to post a pic for all of you to critique, because that's all you know how to do.

[Guest wwF1587]

GOD I HATE THIS FN HOLIDAY!!!! I got rejected by 3 girls in one day... went to work.. had a relatively good day.. came home and had to shovel snow all night cause I have no life and everytime i try to get a life.. i fail... ...

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

Okay, if you'll show us a picture, I'll let you eat Kinetic. He's all lean meat, nice and tender. If that doesn't get you, I'll throw in a Seinfeld-esque Big Salad.

 

The choice of drink is all yours.